Who’s Been Screwing With The Haley’s Computer? (via Kissing Suzy Kolber)

Haley: Well, well, well. Another day in the can for the 4-2 Kansas City Chiefs. Let’s see that blood sausage Whitlock complain about what The Pioli and The Haley are building here with our OWN BARE HANDS. Any of you ready to question The Haley anymore? YOU?

Matt Cassel: No, sir.

Haley: YOU?

Jamaal Charles: No.

Haley: No, WHAT?

Jamaal Charles: No, sir.

Haley: I don’t like the way you hesitated there, Charles. You got a problem with me?

Jamaal Charles: No, sir.

Haley: CAUSE THAT’S THE DOOR. YOU DON’T WANT TO BE PART OF THIS PROGRAM, THAT IS THE [freaking] DOOR.