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Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Pt. 3 (SFW EDITION)

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Here we are in Week 3. The Chiefs have still yet to win a game for new head coach Todd Haley and are coming off two loses in a row in which they could have, and should have in some opinions, won; absolutely heart breaking. So how does the future look for our beloved Chiefs? Is it all grim and despair? How about the other NFL teams around the country? Is there a major upset coming? Fear not citizens, for if Leafdamus does not have the answers you seek, perhaps one of your fellow APers do.

 

Last week was a good week for would be prophets of AP. We practically doubled our participation from Week 1. I am positive that this is mainly to do the help I received from my friend Ashley but some commenter brought up a good point, and one i should have foreseen, in that her NSFW attire might have scared away some people that we looking to get out of doing what they were paid for. Ashley has graciously returned to help out in Pt. 3. This time a little more covered up. 

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And now Week 2's divine, and not so divine in some cases, inspirations. 

 

 

 

 

This Week

Season

Championships

 

League Games

Percentage

KC Game

League Games

Percentage

KC Games

AFC

NFC

SB

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

chiefsandcigars

10-6

63%

42

10-6

63%

42

Pittsburgh

Philadelphia

Pittsburgh

chiefsfan85

?

?

24

?

?

24

?

?

?

CT Chiefs Fan

?

?

?

13-3

81%

?

?

?

?

dgoddard

7-9

43%

31

7-9

43%

31

?

?

?

E.C.

?

?

?

12-4

75%

52

Baltimore

Minnesota

Baltimore

iachiefsfan

9-7

56%

?

9-7

56%

?

Tennessee

New York Giants

Tennessee

I_AM_NINJA_2

10-6

63%

27

10-6

63%

27

Pittsburgh

Philadelphia

Philadelphia

Jay 23

8-8

50%

34

20-12

63%

82

New England

New York Giants

New England

kcchiefsfan72

7-9

43%

?

7-9

43%

?

?

?

?

Leaf

9-7

56%

30

18-14

56%

68

Baltimore

Philadelphia

Baltimore

Steve_Chiefs

11-5

69%

26

22-10

69%

65

Indianapolis

New York Giants

Indianapolis

 










 

This week CT Chiefs Fan fell out of favor with the gods and so went into hiding. But luckily for the gambling man, Steve_Chiefs his second consecutive week of virtually 70% accuracy. I know who's picks I'm going to be looking at before heading off to the casinos. Steve_Chief was also 2 points off from being the most in tune with his beloved Chiefs. Unfortunately for him he was blindsided by the false prophet chiefsfan85 at the last min when he threw up a guess. That's right chiefsfan85. I called you a false prophet. I here by throw down the gauntlet. If you believe yourself to be a true prophet then lets see how you do picking the rest of the games this week. A man with true sight can see all. If you find the gods voices a little hard to hear, then feel free to listen mine or those of the hacks at ESPN or SI. Though if I were you I'd listen to the hacks as I'm only sitting at 56% at the moment. Bad peode. Maybe this week i'll stick to acid. 

 

Washington at Detroit  -  Det

Green Bay at St. Louis  -  GB

San Francisco at Minnesota  -  Min

Atlanta at New England  -  NE

Tennessee at New York Jets  -  Ten

New York Giants at Tampa Bay  -  NY

Cleveland and Baltimore  -  Bal

Jacksonville at Houston  -  Hou

New Orleans at Buffalo  -  NO

Chicago at Seattle  -  Chi

Miami at San Diego  -  Mia

Pittsburgh at Cincinnati  -  Pit

Denver at Oakland  -  Den

Indianapolis at Arizona  -  Ind

Carolina at Dallas  -  Car

 

Kansas City at Philadelphia  -  KC 28-17

 

For those who still haven't yet want to attempt to prove their connection to the gods is greater, feel free to be embarrassed and then ridiculed. The rules are simple. Look into your crystal ball, play Tarot, smoke some peode, or sacrifice the Brett Farve goat to the gods for some inspiration then pick who you think is going to win this week. and to make sure your connection to the Almighty is authentic you have to actually predict the score of the Chiefs game. This is the last week in which you will be allowed to test how far your insight into the forbidden realms goes and predict the AFC/NFC Champs and the winner of the SB. After this week only weekly predictions will be accepted. You can join in at any time but will not get credit for games already played. May the gods find your sacrifice to be unacceptable and they send a thousand and one plagues your way.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.