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by Chris Thorman on Sep 19, 2009 12:56 PM CDT
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Is Raiders WR and first round pick Darrius Heyward-Bey stretching...or praying?
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Oh dear father in heaven
Please Jeuses dont let Flowers start
Amen
Len Dawson:
"Lamar Hunt had a dream and, the thing is, we had dreams, too. Just imagine the number of people that he has touched because he said, 'I'm going after this dream."'
by smokin iowa chief on Sep 19, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions
I stick it up for you Jobu. You no help me now…I say fuck you Jobu. I do it myself.
"The first step to penetration... must not be lateral"
-Confucius, in contrary to Glenn Dorsey lining up in the 2-tech
by ArrowSpread on Sep 19, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Hah.. nice
"The first step to penetration... must not be lateral"
-Confucius, in contrary to Glenn Dorsey lining up in the 2-tech
This was great
And that movie was great.
by Joel Thorman on Sep 19, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear God: Please make me a bird so I could fly far, far far away.
Dear God: Please make me a bird so I could fly far, far far away.
Dear God: Please make me a bird so I could fly far, far far away.
Cantaloupe? More like wontaloupe. Lazy ass melons.
by cucuybird on Sep 19, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Ha
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by Chris Thorman on Sep 19, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm gonna have to wreck that
"The first step to penetration... must not be lateral"
-Confucius, in contrary to Glenn Dorsey lining up in the 2-tech
DHB: Okay, here it comes....YYYAAAAAA.....man I love doing the wave....here it comes again!
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
I see it!!! but I dunno if I can catch it
The difference between a good and bad day, isn't what changes in your day...It's what changes in you.
I don’t know why Al Davis has to adjust my jockstrap personally.
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Ahh SH#T....I don't care if was the first round. Why did I have to get picked by the Raiders?
WHY GOD? WHY ME?
"Whenever you go to a live sporting event, always bring a seeing eye dog and cane, just incase the refs forgot their's at home."
by Chiefsuntilidie on Sep 19, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions
Why couldn't it have been Crabtree?!
but what do I know because I'm so negative and know nothing about anything...ever...
DHB: "Alright, DHB to chopper, can you hear me? Great, bring it a little lower, lower, a little to the left. Hurry up, you know JaMarcus gets upset if his lunch crate isn't within the 50 yard line and the endzone.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
go ahead jamarcus, I’ll catch you…
http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2009/9/12/1022729/your-official-arrowhead-pride
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on Sep 19, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions
DHB: "Boy, they said JaMarcus had a big arm but this is just rediculous."
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
by BigRedChief on Sep 19, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
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Please god make me as sexy as sexassassin
FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.
by sexassassin on Sep 19, 2009 1:50 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Al Davis is as sexy as sexassassin.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
by BigRedChief on Sep 19, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Negative Ghostrider... the pattern is full.
Oh shit he’s throwing it to me!
You'd have to be Inspector Gadget to catch a ball from JaMarcus Russell
Go go gadget arms!
Goddamn, J-Mar…
Go go gadget legs!
"The first step to penetration... must not be lateral"
-Confucius, in contrary to Glenn Dorsey lining up in the 2-tech
Please Lord,
Please don’t Let G.Dorse and TJack eat us this weekend, I just wanna live and get out of here!!! Why oh why did I have to be soo fast!?!
"Larry Fitzgerald, move over because there's another young gun, and his name is Dwayne Bowe from Kansas City" - 2009 Cris Carter Hall of Fame WR
In Pioli We Trust! Right?
I'm surprised nobody has tried this
Look Al this is how many receptions your getting out of me this year
Time is a great teacher... unfortunately it kills all it's pupils.
My arms are fine...
it’s De Hands o Butter that are the problem!
damn the raiders suck...
maybe if i drop enough balls they will trade me to the Lions
by chiefsandcigars on Sep 19, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, praise thee great Crabtree, you ARE much better than me.
But, at least I’m getting paid, bitch.
Chiefs roll. 'nuf said.
God I thank you...
that I am not like other men, robbers, evildoers, adulterers—or even like Michael Crabtree, who is getting even less play than me, a raider.
* Sung to "These boots are made for walking" *
I keep playing where I shouldn’t be playing
And I keep thinking that I’ll never get burnt (HAH)
Well, I’ve just found me a brand new box of matches (YEAH)
And what I knows you ain’t had time to learn
These hand are made for dropping, and that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these hand are gonna drop all over you
Yeah, let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys! ...
Lord, please grant me an extra pair of hands...
So I can give J-Mar’s tit-tays four thumbs down!
"The first step to penetration... must not be lateral"
-Confucius, in contrary to Glenn Dorsey lining up in the 2-tech
Okay JaMarcus
I’m doing what Coach Cable said! I’m falling backwards knowing you’ll catch me which will give me the confidence & faith in you to know you’ll find me if I get open. Okay here goes, JaMarcus…………JaMarcus…. WHERE ARE YOUuuuuuu!
Dear Sweet, Sweet, Baby Jesus
Please bless these hands to catch, bless JaPorkus Russel-Stover’s arm to throw, bless our defense to play well, keep our coach from choking or hitting anybody, take Al Davis from our team and this Earth, and bless the starving pygmies down in New Guinea, AMEN
Put this in your pipe and smoke it:
1. Chiefs will be at least 8-8 and vie for division champs
2. DJ will break out and finally have his year
3. LJ returns to form
4. DBowe drops will reduce
laughing too hard to think of anything (insert smiley face here)
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
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