Hello my name is Scott Pioli---- adult picture inside. NSFW

by sexassassin on Sep 18, 2009 12:29 PM CDT

Hey my name is Scott Pioli you might know me from my hit show sopranos. But on my spare time when im not acting I am the general manager for the Kansas City Chiefs. Can you please tell me who I need to CUT , FIRE , TRADE AND DRAFT to

get this team on the winning track ? What do I need to do to help bring a championship to the home of the brave the home of CHIIIIIEEEEFFFS ?

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Can Pioli take this team to the promise land ?

Yes

160 votes

No

10 votes

170 votes | Poll has closed

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By the way I think the first thing Pioli should do is hire me

as cheerleader cordinator. I would have cheerleaders walking in the stand greeting the fans doing cheers in the rows. Ill tell you right now you wouldent have to worrry about being blacked out that place would be packed and sold out.

FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.

by sexassassin on Sep 18, 2009 12:33 PM CDT reply actions

by doing cheers in the row you mean

giving the fans lapdances, don’t you? haha

by jonnyu on Sep 18, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions

good idea

the fans would even stay till the 4th

...( . )( . )...(___/{i}\___) ...(____X____)......oh and football....

by GanjaChief on Sep 18, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions

Hey Sex

did you listen to the AP-Odcast last weekend? I totally mentioned you!

D-Bowe, Mark Bradley, Bobby Engram and Turtle. Four Chiefs WRers. 4 Pro Bowlers.

by Patrick Allen on Sep 18, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions

It was a lock up your wives and daughters sort of comment.

D-Bowe, Mark Bradley, Bobby Engram and Turtle. Four Chiefs WRers. 4 Pro Bowlers.

by Patrick Allen on Sep 18, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions

did you what is that pat

FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.

by sexassassin on Sep 18, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions

We did a podcast

Me, Chris, the PARADE and Patrick Allen. We had a sexassassin shoutout.

Arrowhead Pride

by Joel Thorman on Sep 18, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions

damn i need to hear that im honored to be mentioned

FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.

by sexassassin on Sep 19, 2009 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions

ummmm yeah, I'm afraid that would not work! You're fired.

by HeatherChiefsLvr on Sep 18, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions

First you need to get them new uniforms

The sequenced top’s they wear look like Granny bathing suits compared to everyone else in the league.
The tops are so big that they engulf all the cleavage and make our ladies look square instead of curvy.

They don’t have to wear pasties here, but a top that makes them look like a cheerleader would be nice.

The Powers Of Astute Observation Are Often Mistaken As Cynacism By Those That Do Not Posses Them -- G.B. Shaw

by Texas Chief on Sep 18, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions

Well since this is a Sex post

How bout some Daisy Dukes unis?

Negative Ghost Rider the pattern is full...

by cpa913 on Sep 18, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions

they wear better stuff

than den cheeleaders

okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule

by j-man on Sep 19, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions

I wonder what would happen if i showed up to kc with a huge sexassassin sign

i wonder how many people would know who i am at the stadium that might be mayhem hahahaahah dude my buddys work at strip joints i could easily take like 10 chicks to arrowhead and they would be loving the stadium if ya know what i mean hahahahah

FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.

by sexassassin on Sep 18, 2009 12:42 PM CDT reply actions

Hah, very nice,,,

,,, did you know its Gandolfini’s 48th birthday today?

by BeefOnBunWithFries on Sep 18, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions

damn virgos

by HeatherChiefsLvr on Sep 18, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions

is it niiice when in rome hhaahah

FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.

by sexassassin on Sep 18, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions

whoever votes no on this

can suck it eazy.

by Jew Boy on Sep 18, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions

wow..

I’m just going to be good & not take that comment where I was headed with that……..(whistles innocently)

by HeatherChiefsLvr on Sep 18, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions

dirty dirty

"Hell yes I love my truck, but I want you to know, honey I love your love the most" - Eric Church

by Matt_Grbac on Sep 18, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions

I think there are a number of GM candidates out there last

who weren’t too bad. But Pioli was my number 1 guy: hey it’s hard to say no to a guy who helped the Pats win three SB rings.

I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. -Arrested Development

When we blitz, have the LB's do a KC Strip. Do this in rememberance of DT.

by mistamic on Sep 18, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions

Cut Fire Trade and Draft

Cut – Quinten Lawrence

Fire – Nobody

Trade – Couple late round picks for either a solid starting WR or a Solid RT.

Draft – BPA at oline

"Hell yes I love my truck, but I want you to know, honey I love your love the most" - Eric Church

by Matt_Grbac on Sep 18, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions

Lawrence? no way

He has talent and speed… something the Chiefs need at WR.

Cut- Copper, seriously, why is he on the roster?

Fire- herm edwards, again, just for good measure

Trade- Thigpen for whatever draft pick you can get

Draft- a crazy, ball hawking playmaker that can fire up the whole defense… LB or S, the Chiefs need a Troy Polamalu/ Ed Reed/ Bob Sanders / Brian Urlacher type player. Spikes could be that guy. Then go WR/PR and RT with the 2nd round picks, and get a C in the 3rd/4th

* "I doubt anyone will miss Connor Barth except UCrawford"
* the LB corps may become the biggest strength of the Chiefs in 2009
* The OL is NOT as bad as you think it is... give it time, and you'll see improvement this season

by stagdsp on Sep 18, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Definitly fire Herm again, I like that. And you are right about the big staple / playmaker on Def.

...( . )( . )...(___/{i}\___) ...(____X____)......oh and football....

by GanjaChief on Sep 19, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions

i said no

nothing peronal but if he does well more close to the vest for every team that not good for the nfl growth as a leauge i am not everyone shouild be chatty kathy but we all run most of the same things tainest and exdidtion shouild the diffence in winning loseing

by j-man on Sep 18, 2009 4:07 PM CDT reply actions