Then Leno turned to Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman. As to the decision by the authorities to not pursue a criminal case of battery and false imprisonment for allegedly choking Tila Tequila, Leno said, "Even the cops know the Chargers always wait to the playoffs before they start choking."

And Leno wasn't finished with Merriman. Addressing reports that Tequila became enraged after she entered the room while Merriman was with two other woman and asked her to join, Leno said, "I can't get a foursome together for golf."