Let me start off by apologizing. Judging by my prediction last week it is obvious that I am a fraud and a hack. If I had any ability to commune with the spectral realm and take a peek into the future, not only would I have picked better, saving me hundreds of dollars, but surly I would have foreseen that everyone had been waiting in line to get Mylie Cyrus tickets and therefore were unable to participate.
But seeing how everyone is back, and with the help of my friend Ashley here,
I’m sure everyone here will be sacrificing their firstborn child to the gods for divine inspiration. That being said, I present to you the accuracy of last week’s divinatory predictions.
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This Week |
Season |
Championships |
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League Games |
Percentage |
KC Game* |
League Games |
Percentage |
KC Games* |
AFC |
NFC |
SB |
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CT Chiefs Fan |
13-3 |
81% |
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13-3 |
81% |
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? |
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E.C. |
12-4 |
75% |
-52 |
12-4 |
75% |
-52 |
Baltimore |
Minnesota |
Baltimore |
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Jay 23 |
12-4 |
75% |
-48 |
12-4 |
75% |
-48 |
New England |
New England |
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Leaf |
9-7 |
56% |
-38 |
9-7 |
56% |
-38 |
Baltimore |
Philadelphia |
Baltimore |
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Steve_Chiefs |
11-5 |
69% |
-39 |
11-5 |
69% |
-39 |
Indianapolis |
New York Giants |
Indianapolis |
*The KC game score is derived from a formula that calculates the difference between the predicted score and the actual score. The closer the number is to zero, the more accurate the prediction. (-) numbers are for when a predicted score falls short of the actual score; (+) numbers are for when they exceed the actual score.
As you can see CT Chiefs Fan is clearly in the gods favor as he made the rest of us look like amateur bone readers. It is also a fair speculation that he probably would have had the closest score to the Chiefs game as he was the only one of us to pick Baltimore to win. Alas he didn’t give us a score, so it is with a humble heart that I except the mantle of the man closest to the Chiefs destiny. But you care not for this. I know what you truly desire. And with that, I bestow unto the citizens of AP Leafdamus' knowledge of what is to come next week.
Carolina at Atlanta - Atl
Minnesota at Detroit - Min
Cincinnati at Green Bay - GB
Houston at Tennessee - Ten
New England at New York Jets - NE
New Orleans at Philadelphia - Phi
St. Louis at Washington - Wash
Arizona at Jacksonville - Ari
Tampa Bay at Buffalo - Buf
Seattle at San Francisco - SF
Pittsburgh at Chicago - Pit
Baltimore at San Diego - Bal
Cleveland at Denver - Cle
New York Giants at Dallas - Dal
Indianapolis at Miami - Indi
Oakland at Kansas City - KC 31 - 10
For those that want to attempt to prove their connection to the gods is greater, feel free to be embarrassed. The rules are simple. Look into your crystal ball, play Tarot, smoke some peode, or sacrifice the Brett Farve goat to the gods for some inspiration then pick who you think is going to win this week. and to make sure your connection to the Almighty is authentic you have to actually predict the score of the Chiefs game. Since the season is still in the beginning i will still allow you yo test how far your insight into the forbidden realms goes and let you predict the AFC/NFC Champs and the winner of the SB. After week 3 only weekly predictions will be excepted. you can join in at any time but will not get credit for games already played. May the gods find your sacrifice to be unacceptable.



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