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Real Men of Genius III; Training Camp Edition


Some more real men of genius for you guys! Be sure to vote on who you think is the biggest "genius." Enjoy!

                                                                                       Real Men of Genius III

Training Camp Edition

 

 

Today we salute you "Mr. Rabid, Foaming at the Mouth, Obsessive Arrowhead Pride Reader"

(Mr. Rabid, Foaming at the Mouth, Obsessive Arrowhead Pride Reeeeeeeeader!)

 

 Some go to major news outlets to get their sports news. But not you!

You spend your day on a message board constantly hitting refresh,

Even though the page does it by itself.

 

Sure, you could wait patiently for a BS report from Chris Mortenson,

But you’ll take your chances getting info from a guy who calls himself "SexAssassin."

(Assassinating seeeeeeeeeeex!)

 

What’s that? Your girlfriend wants you to come to bed for some sex? Tough luck for her!

Because you’re already getting off on Arrowhead Pride!

Cause your team just signed Amani Toomer,

So you’re practicing safe sex. With "HIV2Elway."

(Wrap it before you taaaaap it!)

 

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh "Master of the Message Board,"

Cause even though you don’t have friends in real life,

You belong to a "Digital Wolf Pack."

 

(Mr. Rabid, Foaming at the Mouth, Obsessive Arrowhead Pride Reeeeeeeeader!)

 

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via www.ricksrss.com

 

 

 

 Today we salute you "Mr. Delusional, Kyle Orton Believing In, Denver Broncos Fan"

(Mr. Delusional, Kyle Orton Believing In, Denver Broooooooooncos Fan!)

 

Sure, your new Quarterback only has a lifetime 55.3 completion percentage,

But he’s thrown a whole 3 more touchdown passes than he has interceptions!

(30 Td’s and 27 Interceeeeeeeeptions!)

 

Okay, yeah, so maybe Tom Brady has thrown more TD’s in a season than Kyle has in his whole career,

But you know this guy is the second coming of John Freakin Elway!

(Elllllllllway never had a neck beard!)

 

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh "Diciple of Delusion"

Cause Kyle Orton is just as good as Tom Brady…when Brady was 14.

(Mr. Delusional, Kyle Orton Believing In, Denver Broooooooooncos Fan!)

 

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via baseballsnatcher.mlblogs.com

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via www.9news.com

 

Today we salute you "Mr. Quarter Back Destroying, Father Time, Emperor Dick Curl"

(Mr. Quarter Back Destroying, Father Time, Emperor Dick Cuuuuuurl!)

 

Okay, so your name sounds like and exercise you might do to bulk up your penis,

But you know Quarterbacks!

In fact you know a lot of them,

Because you’ve been coaching them since 1857.

 (Dudes freakin olllld!)

 

You might be older than dirt,

But you’ve seen a lot in your day,

Like the invention of the leather helmet…and the forward pass.

(Oh my god he threw if fooooorward!)

 

While other coaches are teaching Quarterbacks how to win,

You’re making sure they hit the open guy, every time.

Even if he plays for the other team.

(You can’t learn that from a Jeeeeedi."

 

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh "Demon of the Dark Side"

Cause your mom taught you "an interception a day,

Keeps the playoffs away."

 

(Mr. Quarter Back Destroying, Father Time, Emperor Dick Cuuuuuurl)

 

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Curl when he was around the other Chiefs coaches.

via images.dailyradar.com

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Curl when he was alone with his Quarterbacks.

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This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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