Caption This
by Chris Thorman on Aug 4, 2009 6:41 PM CDT
in 2009 Kansas City Chiefs Training Camp
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PrintThere are few Caption This posts that are going to be as tailor made for ridiculous comments as this one of Kansas City Chiefs QB Matt Cassel and WR Jeff Webb. As usual, let's keep the disgusting comments to a minimum.
If you just made $28 million, clap your hands....
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Webb, That Turtle was this Big !
"He could hear the tone of my voice change and he got this big smile on his face. I melted like butter." Marty on Derrick Thomas. God Bless You, DT
Welcome to the NFL Hall of Fame. You Deserve it :)
I've never seen a Turtle respond to a Turkey Call before!
"He could hear the tone of my voice change and he got this big smile on his face. I melted like butter." Marty on Derrick Thomas. God Bless You, DT
Welcome to the NFL Hall of Fame. You Deserve it :)
And when I pulled down on Him, Man He just disappeared!
Weird Huh? He had this little red Jersey on, #13 tooo :)
"He could hear the tone of my voice change and he got this big smile on his face. I melted like butter." Marty on Derrick Thomas. God Bless You, DT
Welcome to the NFL Hall of Fame. You Deserve it :)
You were this close to catching that!
Now hopefully this team is fun to watch again! Thanks Scott, Clark!!
by Eric Allen on Aug 4, 2009 6:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
REC'D!
Marley will be walking soon...she could probably play Linebacker better than some of the guys we had.
Holy Crap.....are you serious??
Amani Toomer? We got him?? This is great.
I mean…sorry you’re gone and all but……YES!!….Amani Toomer? Really?
Can't wait to put my pads on a Raider, My Helmet on a Hater. I'm the Arrowhead Gladiator!!
by ArrowheadGladiator on Aug 4, 2009 6:47 PM CDT reply actions
followed by blank stare and silence..........
Can't wait to put my pads on a Raider, My Helmet on a Hater. I'm the Arrowhead Gladiator!!
by ArrowheadGladiator on Aug 4, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey Pioli is coming out
Let’s start the slow clap…..
by Chris Thorman on Aug 4, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Cassel: I'm serious...
…the next time you are in the shower with Toomer, take a look at it. It’s this big!
Webb: Ummm, Matt, we haven’t showered with Toomer yet.
Cassel: No, I meant…..I gotta go.
by LarryDoggyDog on Aug 4, 2009 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Cassel to Webb
About how much longer you’ll be on the team
Time is a great teacher... unfortunately it kills all it's pupils.
by 808NaNz808 on Aug 4, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
YOU SURE
You gonna drop it still if I threw a football this big
Predictions as of 06.24.2009.
Larry Johnson will be a top 3 fantasy pick once again in 2010 (after a monster season in 2009.)
Dwayne Bowe will be a 2009 Pro Bowl selection.
Brandon Flowers will have at least 6 INTs in 2009 season.
Todd Haley will have a sideline shouting match caught on TV yelling at one of his asst. coaches.
by 58 was my friend on Aug 4, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions
Hey you made it all
practice without coach yelling at you, yay!
Now hopefully this team is fun to watch again! Thanks Scott, Clark!!
Hey think about it...
if Pollard was this much further away, I would not be here.
Now hopefully this team is fun to watch again! Thanks Scott, Clark!!
by Eric Allen on Aug 4, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Thanks! (But oh so true!)
Now hopefully this team is fun to watch again! Thanks Scott, Clark!!
+1
Marley will be walking soon...she could probably play Linebacker better than some of the guys we had.
You did not just post that pic and ask us not to be disgusting. :)
Chris is a passive-aggressive. j/k
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Always got your mind in the gutter!:)
Now hopefully this team is fun to watch again! Thanks Scott, Clark!!
Where else would it be!
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by DThomasReigns on Aug 4, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
In prime sacking shape oh overlord sir!:)
Now hopefully this team is fun to watch again! Thanks Scott, Clark!!
Good. Ignore my comment to you below then.
Just FYI, there will be a conditioning test before the start of the regular season. No slacking off!…or “anything else” off. ;)
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by DThomasReigns on Aug 4, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
roflmao!
Now hopefully this team is fun to watch again! Thanks Scott, Clark!!
but seriously
i pushed em together and my hands got no closer than this…….i hope she leaves Brodie when he gets cut
by dgoddard on Aug 4, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Cassel: Hey Webb did you just see what Larry Johnson did... to our rookie running back Javarris Williams
Webb: That’s nothing compared to the stuff Brady pulled on you.
Cassel: Get me a new reciever
by ravenhawk on Aug 4, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Yeah
Brady filled his car with peanuts (the things you stuff boxes with) and then put his car on blocks.
"Jeff, the ball goes in between these 2 things. They are your hands."
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Nice!
Now hopefully this team is fun to watch again! Thanks Scott, Clark!!
You and the Mrs are supposed to be training. Do you want to be 2-14 again?! :)
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by DThomasReigns on Aug 4, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
See post above,
I’m in prime shape overlord sir!
Now hopefully this team is fun to watch again! Thanks Scott, Clark!!
lol. We are playing comment tag.
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by DThomasReigns on Aug 4, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
You are it!:)
Now hopefully this team is fun to watch again! Thanks Scott, Clark!!
+1
Predictions as of 06.24.2009.
Larry Johnson will be a top 3 fantasy pick once again in 2010 (after a monster season in 2009.)
Dwayne Bowe will be a 2009 Pro Bowl selection.
Brandon Flowers will have at least 6 INTs in 2009 season.
Todd Haley will have a sideline shouting match caught on TV yelling at one of his asst. coaches.
by 58 was my friend on Aug 4, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
so i pulled it out of the bank
and the pile of cash was like this wide all hundreds…….i started weeping
by dgoddard on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Must be Sweet
Now go earn it Big Boy :)
"He could hear the tone of my voice change and he got this big smile on his face. I melted like butter." Marty on Derrick Thomas. God Bless You, DT
Welcome to the NFL Hall of Fame. You Deserve it :)
If you add up the seperation you have gotten from DBs throughout your career
it would be almost this much.
by KCSatchmo on Aug 4, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
rec'd and true.
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by DThomasReigns on Aug 4, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
NICE
extra points for keeping it clean and toomer-less (too easy)
nfl is looking for that yao ming money
by chiefsinchina on Aug 4, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Cassel: Ya see...
this is about how much of a chance you have of actually making the team this year.
Put this in your pipe and smoke it:
1. Chiefs will be at least 8-8 and vie for division champs
2. DJ will break out and finally have his year
3. LJ returns to form
4. DBowe drops will reduce
Captions
“Remember that Chiefs playoff game against the Colts a coupleof years ago when they only had this far to go on third down?”
“Man, wait ’til you see that new guy Jackson in the shower.”
Cassel to Webb
Cassel: You’ve got be this big to play for Kansas City. Sorry Webb you’re out of here
Cassel behind Webb’s back: Now Turtle can get his big break
"Larry Fitzgerald, move over because there's another young gun, and his name is Dwayne Bowe from Kansas City" - 2009 Cris Carter Hall of Fame WR
In Pioli We Trust! Right?
Here's Cassel:
“I’m not kidding Jeff. It’s was THIS big! I damn near clogged the toilet!”
I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. -Arrested Development
wait...
I don’t see George Brett in that photo.
by Ochophosphate on Aug 5, 2009 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions
let's give this a shot
Cassell: “So I’m hangin with LJ and I’m like – ‘do I hit her with this hand or this one?’”
Webb: “so what did he say?”
Cassell: “… well… he told me I don’t want to risk breaking a finger or knuckle, so just spit a drink in her face.”
Webb: “ahhhhhhh”
Nice
“…and Coach Bellichek said THATS why Tom Brady is the starter!”
"You can't polish a turd", old guy, Christine
"Let your anger be, like a monkey in a pinata, hiding amongst the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with their sticks!" Master Payne, King Pow
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