You guys are came up with some good stuff since last night. A bit of synical humor in there too. Understandable considering where we're coming from last year. The synics and skeptics have reason to be that way.
I think I had a belly laugh on "Josie and the Pussycats" and "Boy Stop --- Child Please". The "Red Sea" and related ones don't work as Keyser Sose suggested that with a small miracle (or without much effort at all) it can be parted. And bansky must be a construction worker after hearing his suggestion "Boss Pendergast and his Brick Layers/Wrecking Crew/Concrete Connection". That one's a little long and needs to be honed a bit more. lol. "The Noobs and the Fogeys" from Primusux made me roll on the floor, but lacks the intense aggression I was looking for. "The KC Krushers sounds too much like the Donkey's "Orange Crush" ewww...I mean, seriously??? Sorry brother.
The point of this exercise, though, is to assist our beloved NEW defense (trying to forget the old!!!) by drawing out a new identity as bone crushing, body mangling, turnover producing, QB sacking, defensive unit.
So far my favorites from your contributions are:
"The ArrowDread Defense"
"KC Strip" in honor of our recent HOF inductee, D Thomas.
Or here's a new one "ArrowShred Defense"