The decline of Turtle.

I kid, I kid!

Turtle has been milked pretty good. I should know. I think this is pretty funny though.

we don’t need any players with off the field issues..not even a turtle. i think pioli cuts him to make room for a new pickup

you’ll be telling me paparazzi have seen the dead horse hanging about outside the glue factory.

Turtle has been cut from the Kansas City Chiefs Roster today. With reports of his aggressive behavior toward a female in China to a recently released photo (see above) frolicking in bed with none other than Courtney Love it was to much unwanted publicity for the Chiefs to take. “We had high hopes for Turtle, but he refused to listen and do what was necessary to remain with the team. He could have been a contender.” said Coach Haley when questioned about the speedy turtle.

Proof of his demise is when Amani Toomer entered camp and dressed out. He was wearing the #13 jersey that Turtle once held, much to the surprise of spectators in the bleachers. It had been rumored as recently as yesterday that Turtle might be involved in a trade with the Miami Dolphins. That rumor turned out to be false and instead damning photos of him receiving pleasure from Ms. Love were released.

When we caught up with Turtle out sunning himself on a log at Lake Jacomo his only reply to his reaction was " I told that biatch to keep ‘em private! ". Ms. Love’s only statement was " He should be called horse, not Turtle" obviously referring to Mr. Turtles package.

I am sure turtle will live on in the comments :)