The decline of Turtle.

by JacinB on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 AM CDT Comment 15 comments

Just spotted this news story: In bed with Courtney Love ... and her Turtle: Rock widow posts intimate snaps on Twitter.

She’s currently fighting a libel lawsuit after slamming a designer on Twitter so you’d think Courtney Love would think twice before posting on the micro-blogging site.

But it seems the legal drama hasn’t put her off.

The 44-year-old rock widow has posted pictures of herself in bed with a turtle on her head.

First the off-the-field issues with hitting some girl in China, now bedding down with Courtney Love. I can't help but think that Haley isn't going to be happy about this one. Does this effect Turtle's chances of being in the final 53 ... ?

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...and they say the quality of Fanposts has gone down....

I kid, I kid!

And so, Craig finds himself leaping from blog to blog, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap, will be the leap home.

by craig in calgary on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Here come the dead horse haters

Turtle has been milked pretty good. I should know. I think this is pretty funny though.

D-Bowe, Mark Bradley, Bobby Engram and Turtle. Four Chiefs WRers. 4 Pro Bowlers.

by Patrick Allen on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I usually save dead horse stuff for deserving content...

Guppy-style things like…bringing back up the Gonzo trade…now. Or will Brian Waters be traded or some nonsense…

by woodman212 on Aug 24, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

we don’t need any players with off the field issues..not even a turtle. i think pioli cuts him to make room for a new pickup

by dwill_pittst on Aug 24, 2009 11:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

With 4WD and a Hemi?

Just kidding.

The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Aug 24, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you’ll be telling me paparazzi have seen the dead horse hanging about outside the glue factory.

Blame my wife!
Waiting until August!

by sir eccles on Aug 24, 2009 11:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

A response in haiku.

Though a dead equine
This may well turn out to be;
It’s still humorous.

by JacinB on Aug 24, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

this is no good

this is some sort of A-Rod Madonna thing.

I dont want “The Turtle Show”

longest hour on TV.

May be a dead horse…

But considering our WR group, he provides comedy to a scary situation(see Sippio,Bobby)

by SDChief on Aug 24, 2009 11:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The turtle has retired, it's real football time Baby!

Herm is gone things are better with that one move!!

by bringbacktheglory on Aug 24, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Breaking news:

Turtle has been cut from the Kansas City Chiefs Roster today. With reports of his aggressive behavior toward a female in China to a recently released photo (see above) frolicking in bed with none other than Courtney Love it was to much unwanted publicity for the Chiefs to take. “We had high hopes for Turtle, but he refused to listen and do what was necessary to remain with the team. He could have been a contender.” said Coach Haley when questioned about the speedy turtle.

Proof of his demise is when Amani Toomer entered camp and dressed out. He was wearing the #13 jersey that Turtle once held, much to the surprise of spectators in the bleachers. It had been rumored as recently as yesterday that Turtle might be involved in a trade with the Miami Dolphins. That rumor turned out to be false and instead damning photos of him receiving pleasure from Ms. Love were released.

When we caught up with Turtle out sunning himself on a log at Lake Jacomo his only reply to his reaction was " I told that biatch to keep ‘em private! ". Ms. Love’s only statement was " He should be called horse, not Turtle" obviously referring to Mr. Turtles package.

Yeah, let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys! ...

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by oldchiefsfan on Aug 24, 2009 4:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs