30 minutes of sleep. Asshole.

Dear Brandon, we’re sorry you beat up those girls and that we don’t want to pay you more money because you’re a crazy ass liability, sorry, really, our bad.

At one point in the conversation this sentence definitely was uttered, “Damn straight you better apologize after chasing Wilford Bitchley’s sugarfree ass outta here? You think I’m okay with this fuzzy drunk’s candyballs? Hell no.”

After the Cutler thing, I figured Denver’s owner would’ve just traded him for a couple of draft picks and a vastly inferior replacement.

I think Dukes was trying to see how many people were paying attention to him….well…it will be fewer tomorrow than it was today…

I’m happy because I want Denver to fail, but I drafted Marshall late in my fantasy because I thought it was good value. Now I’m scared they are going to bench him.

This is now a big bombshell. Maybe the can still get Mortenson, his stories might be wrong but at least they are interesting.