Meet the Chiefs
by Patrick Allen on Jul 7, 2009 4:03 PM CDT
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Given all the new faces on the Chiefs Roster this year and all the changes that have been taking place at Arrowhead, I thought I would put a post together to introudce you to some of the new guys! Read on, you may learn something new about these guys. Enjoy!
Ingle "The Tingle" Martin
Meet Ingle Martin. He is currently one of the Chiefs QB’s. Currently, Ingle is locked in a heated QB competition with Brodie "I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up" Croyle.
Croyle, in a a 2008 game for the Kansas City Chiefs.
Matrtin may be the underdog in this training camp battle but he is holding out hope that Croyle’s Ostial Porosis continues to hold him back. According to SportsFacts.com there has not been an NFL starter named Ingle since forever.
Jeff "Slick Fingers" Webb
Jeff Webb is hoping to grab a starting WR spot in a crowded and talented group that includes D-Bowe, Mark Bradley, Bobby Engram, Quentin Lawrence and a Turtle.
This Turtle has his eye on Jeff Webb’s roster spot.
Coach Haley likes what the has seen from the Turtle so far.
Said Haley, "Well, you know, the Turtle is here and he’s been workin hard and doin all the things we’ve asked from him. I’d like to see him maybe develop some hands but…you know…the Turtles doin a good job. If he keeps doin what we ask of him, he’ll be all right."
When asked about Webb, Haley responded, "Who?"
Wallace "Dingle" Gilberry
Gilberry was expected to be among the first group cut, however, he has begun to catch on with the Chiefs Special Team coaches as a punter.
Tanner "Vanilla Thunder" Purdum
via www.kcchiefs.com
The Chiefs Long Snapper comes with an impressive resume. Some stats per KC Chiefs.com
2005: Played in five games and missed five contests with a knee injury … Had one tackle.
2004: Appeared in 10 contests … Recorded one tackle.
2003: Played in 10 games … Graduated with degrees in Health and Physical Education as well as Secondary Education at Baker.
"Vanilla Thunder" also won LongSnapper.com’s "Sexiest Long Snapper Alive" contest 3 years running.*
*This is real. Not the contest but Longsnapper.com. It is all about the bears Long Snapper. I was amazed. Check it out.
Maurice "Minister of Defense" Leggett
Maurice Leggett is one of the via www.tampabay.com
Chiefs cornerback.
Maurice Legget Fun Fact; many fans aren’t aware that Leggett is in fact, Priest Holmes, in disguise. Welcome back Priest!
Meet the 5 newest Chiefs Fans!
and last but not least, the Chiefs new Water Boy, Herm Edwards
There you have it. I hope you enjoyed getting to know this new Chiefs team a little better and I hope you are jacked for the 2009/10 Season! GO CHIEFS!
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.
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I talked to the water boy and I had a chance to ask him a few questions.
Question———“Hey, water boy howzzit goin?”
Water boy——-“Good, man, good, howboutyerself?”
Question——-“So how is your new gig as water boy, goin’?”
Water boy——“Well, that’s the great thing about water, is it is wet. And when you got that, you got about half the battle won. But check back with me later on in th’ season, I think we will be seein’ the water gettin’ better every week. So that’s how that goes. But, guess what? We got Gatoraid, too. So we have a real competition there, Is it water, or is it Gatoraid? So that’s how that is. Check back, though, maybe later we be slidin’ a little Pepsi or somethin’ in there just to keep ‘em guessin’. What did you ask me, I forgot!”
by G.L. on Jul 7, 2009 4:47 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
haha
love this. You drink to stay hy-drated. Hello?
Paddy
by Patrick Allen on Jul 7, 2009 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
That was fantastic, G.L. Rec'd
I don't have religion, I have Baduizm...and Billie Holiday.
Erykah Badu is on notice. Amel Larrieux is catching up to you quickly. Let me see what you got, Erykah.
by DThomasReigns on Jul 7, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love turtles
If you hold them above your head…..Just like Cactus
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on Jul 7, 2009 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Haley quote on the Turtle
sounds authentic. +1.
And get it right, its Ingle the Elf
by KansasCityShuffle on Jul 7, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Thanks
Im not tryin to pat myself on the back but every time I read that over again I giggle. I can just hear Haley saying it.
Paddy
by Patrick Allen on Jul 7, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any reference to Ingle the elf gets a rec from me!
by JComp11 on Jul 8, 2009 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Herm
..Standing out there like some elemantry school teacher holding a sign trying to corrale the rugrats. He should have really taken the job at San Diego State while he had the chance
by KansasCityShuffle on Jul 7, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Scary to think he was our coach....
Scarier to think people actually wanted Pioli to keep him…
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
by GenericBrand on Jul 7, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That'll only get worse (and embarrassing) when he gets rollin' on t.v.
“What’d he just say?” “Was that supposed to mean something?”
How long will he be getting away with ambiguities and enigmatic facial expressions?
by hmills110 on Jul 13, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And did he scribble that sign with his OWN crayons?
Chiefs go 9-7. LJ makes 1400 yards. DBowe makes 1200 yards. Defense #18.
by Zodeman on Jul 14, 2009 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
makes me really miss Dick……..
Vermeil ya pervs :)
by HeatherChiefsLvr on Jul 8, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Nice setup. I think homegirl is gonna fit in around here
by KansasCityShuffle on Jul 8, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
nice to have some more women around here. Sex is going to have to stop behaving himself.
Paddy
by Patrick Allen on Jul 8, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Women who are avid Chiefs fans are automatically awesome
Marley will be walking soon...she could probably play Linebacker better than some of the guys we had.
by PVChiefsfan on Jul 8, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've got that right. Women who are Chiefs fans are
at the top of the list in my book.
by G.L. on Jul 9, 2009 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since when does a text-based medium give you ANY information as to gender?
Before you start flirtin’, guys, make sure (s)he’s got the right plumbing!
by hmills110 on Jul 10, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where are you at??
I thought I remember you saying you’re out here in Cali somewhere. I’m in San Diego, Santee area. I was born and raised in KC but after the Navy, kind of got stuck in SD, but will never root for anyone other than the Chiefs…
Put this in your pipe and smoke it:
1. Chiefs will be at least 8-8 and vie for division champs
2. DJ will break out and finally have his year
3. LJ returns to form
4. DBowe drops will reduce
by kcchiefsfan72 on Jul 9, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in OC
Fullerton area….still trying to find a Chiefs bar around town to go to. I actually saw another fellow Chiefs fan at a bar last week. Saw him wearing a Chiefs hat & I had to go up & give him props. It’s rare to find other fans ’round these parts. I cannot wait to see them in Arrowhead. Still trying to see if I can work it out to see the Chiefs/Chargers game on 11-29 too. :)
by HeatherChiefsLvr on Jul 14, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
waterboee
You water to water the boyeees
by tbigjake on Jul 9, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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