Caption This
by Chris Thorman on Jul 23, 2009 6:49 PM CDT
in 2009 Kansas City Chiefs Offseason
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Caption this photo of Kansas City Chiefs QB Brodie Croyle stretching during the team's 2008 training camp.
You really can practice Brodie. It's just a mosquito bite.
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Coach, This is embarrassing, the Viagra hasn't worn off yet.
Rudy is already starting to shy away when I go under center.
August 14th Baby! Can't wait! 4 Fridays away!
Rule 49. " Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on Jul 23, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Brodie,
USe two hands, it’ll grow faster and likely stay in one piece, unlike the rest of you.
I think Chris' caption is just about perfect.
No, I’m not brown-nosing. Just to prove it, Chris is a worthless sack of shit.
There. :)
Whoever writes, "It is what it is," or, "At the end of the day," gets banned...Knowing is half the battle.
by DThomasReigns on Jul 23, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
At the end of the day we will have a winner in this Caption contest.
August 14th Baby! Can't wait! 4 Fridays away!
Rule 49. " Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on Jul 23, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaah
REC’d I’m laughing so hard right now
Time is a great teacher... unfortunately it kills all it's pupils.
Coach to Brodie
Coach: Brodie, how do you manage to keep Kelly happy? I don’t see how “that” thing does it.
"Larry Fitzgerald, move over because there's another young gun, and his name is Dwayne Bowe from Kansas City" - 2009 Cris Carter Hall of Fame WR
In Pioli We Trust! Right?
by KC Nate on Jul 23, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Coach "Brodie put that away, It won't help us win anything here."
August 14th Baby! Can't wait! 4 Fridays away!
Rule 49. " Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
Careful, you'll break your neck...
Coach: There’s no way….20 bucks says you can’t…
Brodie: Coach, I’ve had a lot of time to practice this…I’ve done it before….let me get my head just a liiiiitle bit lower….
"It’s a new dawn in Kansas City. Waters, the rest of the players, and the media had better get a grasp of it, and fast. The old Chiefs are indeed dead." - Nick Athan Warpaint Illustrated
Hurt?
Coach: Hurt? How can you be out 6-8 weeks from stretching?
A safer game for Brodie
“Croyle…are you playing marbles?”
Matriculating – Verb; To trickle in thunderous fashion, to be chaotically methodical in a choreographed motion forward.
by SoCalChief on Jul 23, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Excellent Rec
August 14th Baby! Can't wait! 4 Fridays away!
Rule 49. " Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on Jul 23, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
new role
“from now on, this is your job. Sit Indian style on the sideline. Do you think you can avoid getting hurt, if that’s ALL you do? No?”
NOW we know why Kelly married your busted ass….
by GonzosDirtyTrailer on Jul 23, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
Now Brodie,
do you see all that sand up there? When you remove that, you’ll be ready to play again.
For justice we must go to Don Pioli
by Sudden on Jul 23, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Brodie: Hey coach, is that a bump right there? Should I get that checked out?
I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. -Arrested Development
you ok brokie
sooooo i heard your wife is dating sexassassin.
FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.
Brokie in reply: "She is. I can't compete with sex, he doesn't get hurt mid-coitus like I do."
Whoever writes, "It is what it is," or, "At the end of the day," gets banned...Knowing is half the battle.
by DThomasReigns on Jul 23, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey Coach...
…do I have a pretty vagina?
by LarryDoggyDog on Jul 23, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
larry doggy dog reced
FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.
by sexassassin on Jul 23, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
"The ball theory"
Coach: C’mon Brodie, talk to coach buddy. Listen, look at me…
Brodie: No! I am tired of being laughed at in the training room and shower!!
Coach: Brodie, trust me, once you get older the other one will drop, I promise…..wanna see mine so you see that I am not lying?
Brodie: No, I believe you coach, I am just tired of waiting.
Coach: Its okay……it’s our secret buddy…keep your head up….
"Every human is afforded the right to be stupid, unfortunately some abuse the privelage"
I told you kid,
you’re a grower not a shower.
I dont care what Herm says
you’ll never finish out of the first game!
"But what do I know, I'm AP's new assclown and I’m like an empty room with a large ECHO"
The butterfly stretch?
Even if you give yourself wings….your play still won’t fly if you keep getting hurt.
How about a stewie quote
How you doin there big guy? You holdin up alright? Do you want a soooda? Hmm? Oh screw it I tried.
by kcchiefskicka on Jul 24, 2009 12:46 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Goddamn, Croyle!
How the hell did you get the beans…above the frank?!
I could get more sacks with my sack
by ArrowSpread on Jul 24, 2009 1:27 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Yes Brodie,
you will always be sitting behind number 4 whether it is on the practice field or on the bench
Predictions for 2009
1) Chiefs will go 6-10, and still be in the hunt for the AFC West title come December.
2)Bobby Engram approaches 1000 yards receiving
3)Tyler Thigpen is used in ways that the NFL has never thought of/seen before
Are you sure...
Brodie, I promise, Adelius Thomas will not be there in week 1.
by n0toyz4oj on Jul 24, 2009 7:22 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Heeeyyy Brodie......
Whaaat’s happening….yeah. Listen, Brodie….we are gonna need you to uh…go ahead and move your cubicle downstairs to the basement. Ok? Thaaanks!
Inifinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations
but.. you have my swingline stapler and I haven't been paid in three weeks.
by Chiefsfan1970 on Jul 24, 2009 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
haha! love it!
Inifinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations
by carthagechief on Jul 24, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh..
Dameon Huruard (however you spell it) I didn’t see the “2008 traning camp” part.
by NE_ChiefsFan on Jul 24, 2009 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Brodie: Coach help me!!! Coach: whats wrong brodie? Brodie: I think i pulled my muscle to hard again coach Coach: We told you brodie we cant help you anymore son its up to you now to overcome your chronic masterbation syndrome.Brodie: What can i do coach i need help!!!! Coach: Well there is one option still left on the table son. Brodie: Whats that coach? Coach: I think you should just take the surgery and get it removed your running out of options son. Brodie: Ok coach i will but before i do i want to know if it will afect the way i play ball. Coach: no son we are not cutting them off.
Coach, my vagina is hurting from stretching it out.
Coach: What’s that, your vagina is sore? Well now your back is gonna hurt too, because you just pulled landscaping duty.
Put this in your pipe and smoke it:
1. Chiefs will be at least 8-8 and vie for division champs
2. DJ will break out and finally have his year
3. LJ returns to form
4. DBowe drops will reduce
Watch This!
I’ve been doing yoga in rehab.. I can suck my own d@#k
by Trapped in Donkeyland on Jul 24, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
While your sitting there, you can practice keeping BOTH hands on the balls.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Jul 24, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions
Duck, Duck, Goose!.......Oh come on Brodie, you are not always goose.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
by BigRedChief on Jul 24, 2009 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
First Time Last time
Oh, so you’re Croyle… I bet you $50 that you won’t make it three game before you blow out your elbow holding the clipboard… What do ya say? We got a bet?
Really?
you got a sticker in your ass and you can’t move…….
Coach: Hey Mr. Glass take a good look ahead of you, he's gonna be the one taking your place
Brodie: What? the guy from Coastal Carolina, I dont even know his name
by ChiefsFanInTexas on Jul 24, 2009 4:36 PM CDT reply actions
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