Chargers to Score 535 Points this Season!

How is Canada man? I find them on google image search.

Not that I need too much backing from the folks who post here.

First of all, thanks for the kind remarks. I can dish it out with the best if you want to sling it, but your site rules say that rudeness will not be tolerated under any circumstances. So now we can already establish that many of you are hypocrites on top of being clueless.

My wife is a Chief’s fan, so I don’t just automatically discount your team – not even this year with your pathetic OL who wouldn’t be able to keep Cassell or Thigpen clean if they played on Oriental carpets.

Now – 535 points. That’s right – 214 (40%) of it to come against our pitiful AFC West opponents, another 183 against the likes of the Fins, Skins, Browns, Bengals, & Cowboys, for a total percentage of 74%. To predict 24 against the Titans, 27 against the Giants & Ravens, & 20 against the Steelers is no stretch. Our largest point total, 45, is in what I predict to be both a shootout & a Charger loss with Philly.

The Patriots scored 589 points in their 16-0 run. In 1998, with the likes of Randall Cunningham, Robert Smith, Cris Carter, and rookie Randy Moss, the Vikes posted a 15-1 record & scored a total of 556 points. Randall Cunningham, with a lifetime passer rating of 81.5. Robert Smith at RB – 1187 yds., 8 TDs in 1998. The point differential between the Vikes & their opponents that year was 260 points – 60 less than I predict. Yeah – I think our guys can match these totals.

Phillip Rivers, the badass country boy who owns the rest of the AFC West teams, is tied with the precious Mr. Brady for both active & career passer rating at 92.9. Mock him all that you want – I’m sure that he’ll say a prayer for your poor souls while he’s yukking it up over the drubbings that he consistently hands out. That’ll be the same Phillip Rivers who led the NFL in 2008 in passer rating (105.5), passing TD’s (34), yards/attempt (8.4), & passing TD % (7.1), who led us to 7th overall in passing offense. All after coming back from reconstructive knee surgery at the end of the 2007 playoffs. Playoffs – remember what those are?

As for LT – don’t even start when you have Mr. Diaper-wearer as your guy. LT had a down year, worst since his rookie season – and still gained over 1500 yards in total offense with 12 TD’s. The Chargers were 20th overall in rushing – better than AZ, better than Pittsburgh, better than 3 more of our 2009 opponents.

Yep – we had a tough year last year. Never gave up & still came out on top. Things will be much different on the defensive side of the ball this year, gentlemen and ladies. Ron Rivera is going to have your QB stepping, fetching, & failing. When the dust clears, my prediction (admittedly) may be overly optimistic. What it won’t be is wrong concerning the Chiefs.

Now excuse me while I go watch the video of Merriman turning the lights out on Priest Holmes. Maybe you all should go play “Where’s Tony”?

Excuses are quickly forgotten – records live on.

I didn’t mention Hochuli because, unlike some, I don’t need to use the refs for an excuse. We allowed Eddie Royal to beat us – twice.

At least he’s an ex-Hokie!!!

I’m glad you gave me the 2009 final standings, because in January 2010, it ain’t going to look nothing like that!

The only Charger with a commonly known acronym I know of is LT (although I prefer LDT so as to not confuse him with the real LT, Lawrence Tynes, I mean Lawrence Taylor LOL)

I hope you keep your predictions and look back on them at the end of the year, oh by the way, I did predict the Bolts to be 10-6 on your site (assuming the Raiders don’t get smart and start Garcia, then your looking at another 8-8 year, sorry), so I really am not trying to bash your team.

As for our Chiefs, we have a brutal schedule to start with, but there have been some key additions, Vrabel, Zach Thomas, Mike Brown, and of course Matt Cassell. From where I sit, both teams have a ceiling of about 12 wins and a floor of about 6 wins. Even if I wasn’t a homer, I would be looking at a possible sweep for KC this year against San Diego.

Some of my favorite players have been Bolts, Drew Brees was and is now even more incredible, how do you let him go? I used to wish that Derrick Thomas and Junior Seau were on the same team – wow! And I really like Darren Sproles. I’m just not much of a fan of cry-babies like Cutler and Rivers, and don’t get me going on the Barry Bonds of football you call lights out.

And we tried to warn you all that Marty would break your heart.