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by Chris Thorman on Jun 4, 2009 8:15 AM CDT
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Waters: I'm talking with Coach Haley and he straight up tells me that Texas BBQ is better than Kansas City BBQ.
Palmer: So you requested a trade?
Waters: I can't play for a guy that doesn't respect the KC BBQ.
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True, true, but I have to try
“See I used to be a tight end, but I kept trying to catch like this”
Marley will be walking soon...she could probably play Linebacker better than some of the guys we had.
I'm with you on that...
I’m pretty witty, but not enough for this morning.
At least I know I’m at home, here.
"Your delivery is ALL wrong Carson"
“You really need to grip it by the laces. You’ll get more spin on it.”
Carson: Are you serious?
Waters: Yes, it is true. It is a proven fact that 22 guys off the street can win two games and thats no shit.
"Every human is afforded the right to be stupid, unfortunately some abuse the privelage"
by SFCBurkhart on Jun 4, 2009 8:27 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Trust me.......
Glad to be back!
"Every human is afforded the right to be stupid, unfortunately some abuse the privelage"
Oh yeah????
Well YOUR momma so dumb…..she can understand Herm Edwards
Palmer: Seriously Brian, Can I come play for Scott Pioli?
Waters: Well if you can get me some Memphis BarBQ…
"But what do I know, I'm AP's new assclown and I’m like an empty room with a large ECHO"
Central BBQ in Memphis is the best I have ever had.
by Chiefsfan1970 on Jun 4, 2009 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
It's definitely the least favorite son
of the BBQ family.
by Chris Thorman on Jun 4, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Memphis BBQ???
Bite your tounge!! Nothing beats KC BBQ.
Central BBQ...
does have a pretty nice BBQ sauce. Overall it’s pretty good, but I’ve definitely had better in KC.
I just love to get the KC guys going! :)
"But what do I know, I'm AP's new assclown and I’m like an empty room with a large ECHO"
I graduated with the Owner(partial) Of Gates.
Everytime I come home I get massive amounts of meat catered in from Gates.
Corky’s is that in Martin City? I know I have been there, but can’t think of where it is.
Cattlemans was a huge favorite of mine. As was a place out by Locke Loyd on State Line Rd. Shroud’s? or was that the killer chicken place?
Corky's
Is the one in Memphis I think.
Strouds is the chicken place. It used to be at 85th and Troost but they re-did some bridge there so it’s now located off Shawnee Mission Parkway.
Ok that is what I thought...
LMAO…. the place that I think I was think was called Porky’s in Stillwell. I was thinking about the place yesterday… they had a piggily wiggly pizza that I always loved…
The place that I’m thinking on State Line Rd. was at the Belton exit and there was a Gas Station next to it. Might be torn down now for all I know.
CARSON: So hey! Brian! I gotta know…is Croyle’s wife as hot as I’ve heard?
BRIAN: Ok…dude, it’s like this…that’s why I don’t play Center. Would you want your ass to be all up in the air like that with this dude thinking bout his wife!?
Inifinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations
Or.....
Waters: Do you know of anything which can relieve diaper rash? LJ’s Pampers are too tight for me.
And this is what he said to me:
“I understand. You found paradise in Kansas City, had a good trade, made a good living. Herm protected you; and there were courts of law. And you didn’t need a friend of me. But uh, now you come to me and you say — “Don Pioli give me justice.” — But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you uh…ask me to do murder, for money."
I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.
Waters: wow I can’t believe all this is happening why do i keep listening to Herm? He said I was the coach of the team.
by bringbacktheglory on Jun 4, 2009 11:01 AM CDT reply actions
Hokey Pokey
No, no, no Carson!
I’ll show you one more time!
You start out with:
“You put your right hand in…..
I'm flying up to D.C tomorrow.
I think I’ll stop by the White House to see if Obama wants some advice on, you know, the whole “exit strategy” thing…
Wayters: "Have you gone to that massage parlor across from the gas station?"
Palmer: “I have an appointment at 8. I couldn’t call it a successful season without a happy ending.”
Carson: "So that's why you haven't been showing up to workouts or charity events?"
Waters: “Yeah dawg, Dancing With the Stars called and said I could be the next Warren Sapp. Check out my new moves.”
KCCHIEFSFAN72
Waters: ...so then they brings in this Matt Casper kid. You ever heard of him?
Carson: Yeah, I think he was a big USC fan or something. I remember, my senior year, he’d be at all the games wearing a SoCal jersey. Maybe he was a ball boy, I don’t really remember.
Waters: Well everyone is big on him because of what he did with the Patriots last season.
Carson: Oh, was he their ball boy too?
Waters: Nah, man, he was their QB. Remember?
Carson: …. uh…
Waters: Jesus, man, where have you been?
Carson: I’m doing this clinical trial on a new drug that erases bad memories. The past few years are gone, man. Hopefully, one day, I will forget all about my time with the Tigers.
Waters: slowly walks away
by jonnyu on Jun 4, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
And I said
and then he said, and then I said,…………..Oh well thanks for listenen man! I kinda feel like playin now.
A few hours before the pro-bowl Brian Waters corners Carson Palmer....
“Look Carson, I feel you man, but if you want me to block it’s gonna cost you somethin’ extra, otherwise I’m lettin’ Demarcus Ware get all up in yo’ ass… you wanna miss another season? it’s up to you but twenty Twinkies and a bottle of Yoohoo otta’ be enough.”
Matriculating – Verb; To trickle in thunderous fashion, to be chaotically methodical in a choreographed motion forward.
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