WHERE THE F&##^CK IS SEXASSASSIN .... nsfw
by sexassassin on Jun 27, 2009 12:11 PM CDT
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oHHH man soory guys I havent beeen around my job has been super busy lateley and they have pretty much taken my rights to be on the computer all day long. Which is leading me to believe that its time for a new profession. It kills me not to be able to come on here and talk football hell I didnt even know we signed mike brown till yesterday which really upset me that I didnt even know we had him . This site is the one site that I love most . Im pretty sure all of you have can pretty much saw how many comments I have made in the past this site is my life .
When my job told me that I could no longer be online to talk to all you guys i got the thinking that i would rather talk football all day with people who know football and have a true passion for the team i love, the chiefs. Than smell slutty stripper with attitude that love to have anal ring toss contests and who love kissing other girls in bad places and who love having contest of who can give you bjs better and asking me to be the judge ya know . I would give all that up just for the chiefs.
I Know i sound crazy right now but hahah but trust me the glory of my job went up in flames when they told me I could no longer be on arrowhead pride. my world ended inside knowing that I couldent hear all you loyal fans of the chiefs talk shit on herm edwards praise cassel and pioli and haley and hunt its like my life flashed before my eyes when they told me the banned me from arrowhead pride. I think everyone knows how dedicated of a fan I am of the chiefs and this site and not even pussy or sluts can stop me from getting to arrowhead pride. will i quit my job ? hopefully ,will they stop me from loving the chiefs and the site ? put it this way maybe im off my hinges but arrowhead pride is worth more to me than any ho or slut california can produce . you cant buy love for the chiefs and you cant buy the friends I have made on arrowhead pride.
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You're going through AP withdrawl
as evidenced by the total lack of punctuation. Just when you were turning over a new leaf too, they sucked you(figuratively & literally) right back in. I thought someone had forgot to clean up after a ‘shoot’ and there was an accident on the set. Glad to learn such wasn’t the case but rather your employer who likes to play carnival games with anal beads, was just cracking down.
My favorite line from your post : “Kissing girls in bad places” +1
The only thing you missed sex while being away was the man, the myth, and the legend they call 65tosspowertrap. Seeing you’re guys forces collide would have been better than a Captain Planet after-school special.
by KansasCityShuffle on Jun 27, 2009 12:24 PM CDT reply actions
I have to come clean
and my apologies to the Thorman brothers in advance, but I can guarantee you there is a “ho or slut that California can produce” which could keep me away from AP. And that…is fact
by KansasCityShuffle on Jun 27, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
YA WHO IS THAT GUY 65 TOSSPOWERTRAP
IS HE A FRIEND OR FOE?
FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.
He Is An Ex-Commenter
He got banned last week because he was spamming threads with symbols and gibberish that had nothing to do with football or even semi-serious conversations with other commenters.
Predictions for 2009
1. Todd Haley's going to struggle with managing his staff in his rookie year as head coach.
2. The Lions will draft Matt Stafford, the Rams will draft Jason Smith, and the Chiefs will draft either Aaron Curry or Eugene Monroe.
3. Maurice Carthon will be the most hated man on the Chiefs' coaching staff within two years.
4. Larry Johnson has already played his last meaningful game for the Kansas City Chiefs. He's gone before the 2009 season starts.
WOW
He had my back on a few occasions…….. i think :p, but at least it wasn’t a post that talked about " Than smell slutty stripper with attitude that love to have anal ring toss contests and who love kissing other girls in bad places and who love having contest of who can give you bjs better and asking me to be the judge ya know" come on, my son reads this stuff and alot of other kids do too. You BAN 65power toss and yet we still have this type of “CRAP”! Hell i might be banned for saying something, but i feel like i have to. Yes i know my typing sucks, but at least im not degrading women, and talking about stuff that should be left somewhere else.
by CPT.Caveman on Jun 28, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
That's Just The Deal
Chris made me a moderator here, I got multiple complaints about 65tosspowertrap cutting down the quality of debate here by posting gibberish over and over here, I warned him more than once, he persisted, so he got the boot.
That’s just standard protocol on the Net with any website that has moderators…if he wants to be involved in the kind of site where you’re just making nonsensical IMs, he can go start his own. If you don’t like it, I’m sorry, but I’ll do the same to anyone who posts hundreds of comments that have nothing to do with either the post they’re commenting on or the tenor of the conversation in the thread. And sexassassin generally respects the threads, respects the rules, and uses some discretion in his irrelevant tangents. That’s why he’s here and 65tosspowertrap isn’t.
Predictions for 2009
1. Todd Haley's going to struggle with managing his staff in his rookie year as head coach.
2. The Lions will draft Matt Stafford, the Rams will draft Jason Smith, and the Chiefs will draft either Aaron Curry or Eugene Monroe.
3. Maurice Carthon will be the most hated man on the Chiefs' coaching staff within two years.
4. Larry Johnson has already played his last meaningful game for the Kansas City Chiefs. He's gone before the 2009 season starts.
I agree with you on this one...
65powertoss was a mind ahead of his time. Its misogynistic garbage like this that I could do without.
Viva 65tosspowertrap! The master of incoherent, nonsensical ramblings.
Says The Man Who Wishes John Elway Would Get AIDS :)
Predictions for 2009
1. Todd Haley's going to struggle with managing his staff in his rookie year as head coach.
2. The Lions will draft Matt Stafford, the Rams will draft Jason Smith, and the Chiefs will draft either Aaron Curry or Eugene Monroe.
3. Maurice Carthon will be the most hated man on the Chiefs' coaching staff within two years.
4. Larry Johnson has already played his last meaningful game for the Kansas City Chiefs. He's gone before the 2009 season starts.
+1
I didn’t mind his posts. Got out of control a couple times, but nothing bad. Don’t understand how someone that missed the 1st month of his membership and the whole explanation of where 65 was getting his gibberish could ban him, but I guess I’m not a moderator.
I wish to disagree
I read far to much into what he said and thought AP didn’t want me here.
My ShowME was not helpfull on My word is ME type conversations.
I have some nice links on positive thinking and a WHOLE hell of a lot doubts about
who I am talking to now. HE took something away in my friendliness to new people.
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on Jun 28, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Ouch
Now that was so good it hurt. +1, JComp. Well done
by KansasCityShuffle on Jun 29, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Just a question
I am an Ass but you played along to some extent.
What was your REASON?
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on Jun 29, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
65tosspowertrap was epic, Steve
And I just wanted to bask in his glory
by KansasCityShuffle on Jun 29, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Everything I needed to know about the Internet
I learned from 65tosspowertrap.
The rest was just details
by KansasCityShuffle on Jun 29, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
People are not Details.
and the Internet mostly sucks except AP
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on Jun 29, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Steve
Again, I have no clue what you’re talking about and honestly not quite sure if I want to. If you had some sort of negative exchange with 65 I have no idea what to tell ya other than don’t let him effect your opinion of other people. All I knew about or of him was what he posted here and to me it was so mind-blowing, even for me, that I got a kick out of it. Distracting as it may have been.
by KansasCityShuffle on Jun 29, 2009 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Okay
Mind-blowing is a good word for it.
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on Jun 29, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Not nearly good enough
I thought he was part of AP.
I searched myself wondering what I had done.
That was a stressfull week for What?
Bitter Hell yeah.
I was foolish thinking that someone wanted to have a Conversation.
I hope you all had fun….
I came back maybe others did not!
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on Jun 29, 2009 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
With all due respect, Steve
what the hell are you talking about?
by KansasCityShuffle on Jun 29, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions
You want me to link it?
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on Jun 29, 2009 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I have vented
I like your stuff and will get over it. I am sorry for being niave.
My own problem but don’t think that the internet is a be all and end all. People ARE:)
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on Jun 29, 2009 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Cool beans
I am a simple man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqNBhRiLetg
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on Jun 29, 2009 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Be thankfull :)
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on Jun 28, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I understand where you're coming from
But tread lightly when talking about giving up employment. It’s a shit world out here now. We’ll understand if your contact has to be minnumal for a while.
Concur
Unemployment is up to 12% in Cali. My girl has been there for a few months and trust me, it’s not a good place to be.
There's always next week,,, and when we run out of weeks, there's always next year!
by Spiderwomn69 on Jun 29, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Let use this thread as official role call
for who’s going to be at the Chargers home game this season before Turkey Day. Maybe we can have a mini AP pack party
by KansasCityShuffle on Jun 27, 2009 12:34 PM CDT reply actions
i will be there for sure no doubt in my mind
Im thinking i bought two shirts im going to stitch sexassassin on the back of my shirt
FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.
You've been gone so long
not only have you forgotten punctuation, but how to use the reply feature also. Times tough
by KansasCityShuffle on Jun 27, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy Hell!!!!!!
I worte a post a while back wondering where SEX had been, and it looks like everyone else is missing him too. Sex, seriously these guys need your beautiful women in here more, because there has been umpteen number of posts on how Thigpen is better than Cassel and all this BS. But damn its good to hear from you again man. Take it easy, and if its easy take it twice!
niice pic njchiefsfan long live sexassassin hhahaaa
I was wondering can we use this post for hot drunking chick or just hot chicks hahahah 
FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.
ohhhh those california girls this is what your missing out on hahahah
FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.
Here's to you Sex!
Megan Fox is the sexiest woman alive! and if you havent seen the new Transformers the def. sport a Chiefs sticker in it!
I'm heading to California...
"But what do I know, I'm AP's new assclown and I’m like an empty room with a large ECHO"
come oooonnnnnn down lanier
ill have these girls waiting for you
FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.
Nice
You might edit your headline on your FanPost and put in a “NSFW” if you’re going to use it for scantily-clad chicks, though. Just so folks don’t get dinged on it at work.
Predictions for 2009
1. Todd Haley's going to struggle with managing his staff in his rookie year as head coach.
2. The Lions will draft Matt Stafford, the Rams will draft Jason Smith, and the Chiefs will draft either Aaron Curry or Eugene Monroe.
3. Maurice Carthon will be the most hated man on the Chiefs' coaching staff within two years.
4. Larry Johnson has already played his last meaningful game for the Kansas City Chiefs. He's gone before the 2009 season starts.
Good call
I added the edit in at the top of the post….looks like someone already did to the title.
by Joel Thorman on Jun 28, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Good Deal
I’m all for the T&A in our posts…we just don’t want anyone getting dinged by the more puritanical servers out there. :)
Predictions for 2009
1. Todd Haley's going to struggle with managing his staff in his rookie year as head coach.
2. The Lions will draft Matt Stafford, the Rams will draft Jason Smith, and the Chiefs will draft either Aaron Curry or Eugene Monroe.
3. Maurice Carthon will be the most hated man on the Chiefs' coaching staff within two years.
4. Larry Johnson has already played his last meaningful game for the Kansas City Chiefs. He's gone before the 2009 season starts.
i added the nsfw to the title like ucrawford asked.
Wow i didnt think talking boobies or anything would bring such controversy and caveman you made a good point i didnt really think before i posted about young kids reading the post. i guess arrow head pride has gone a little hollywood i remember as if it was yesterday we had all kinds of crazy posts on here and no one really mentioned anything about having hot chicks the only thing we were doing was giving cyber high fives on finding hot chicks either way i respect your guys opinion ill clean it up no more crazy drunkin cheerleaders who like anal ring toss posts hahah.
FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.
Speaking For Myself
I don’t really have a problem with the occasional PG-13 rated (meaning no nipples, genitalia, etc.) T&A FanPost so long as 1) you add the NSFW onto the title (thanks for that, by the way) and 2) you don’t toss it into other posts and threads and piss people off by screwing up the conversation they’re having on that thread (which would be like spamming). Ultimately, it’s Chris’ blog, so if he ends up taking issue with it then I’ll crack down, but at this point I don’t really see a problem with it as long as it’s not an every day thing and as long as you stay respectful of peoples’ space on the blog.
P.S. The drunken girl passed out on the table might be pushing it.
Predictions for 2009
1. Todd Haley's going to struggle with managing his staff in his rookie year as head coach.
2. The Lions will draft Matt Stafford, the Rams will draft Jason Smith, and the Chiefs will draft either Aaron Curry or Eugene Monroe.
3. Maurice Carthon will be the most hated man on the Chiefs' coaching staff within two years.
4. Larry Johnson has already played his last meaningful game for the Kansas City Chiefs. He's gone before the 2009 season starts.
just for dummies...what does nsfw mean?
I’m a dummie!
You are not what you think you are, but WHAT you think, you ARE.
Thanks zodeman
For asking that question,they already think im a idiot so there was no way i was asking what it meant.
Don't feel bad
I always thought it was Not Safe For Work…
by Joel Thorman on Jun 29, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
It Means That Too
Predictions for 2009
1. Todd Haley's going to struggle with managing his staff in his rookie year as head coach.
2. The Lions will draft Matt Stafford, the Rams will draft Jason Smith, and the Chiefs will draft either Aaron Curry or Eugene Monroe.
3. Maurice Carthon will be the most hated man on the Chiefs' coaching staff within two years.
4. Larry Johnson has already played his last meaningful game for the Kansas City Chiefs. He's gone before the 2009 season starts.
5. Larry Johnson will gain 0 yards rushing for the 2009 Kansas City Chiefs.
Hey...........
Sexassassin i dont mind seeing alittle T&A every once in awhile, that really wasnt the problem. If anything it was the content of some of the stuff you said,hell ive been married for 20 year’s alittle T&A is a good thing. Another thing i had a hard time understanding what 65powertrap was saying most of the time and i did not know he had been warned, so i guess he got what he had coming.
On a off subject note: My nephew got 3rd place in california at the State National FBLA’s!! Coming from a town of just over 300 people here in Mercer MO. Congrat’s Levi great job!!
by CPT.Caveman on Jun 29, 2009 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
i live in california
happen be close to the bay area Sex?
im in the oc
but im pretty sure there is plenty of hotness in your area as well
FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.
Welcome back Sex!
Wow! Between you and Woodman…I’ve missed you guys!
Inifinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations
Welcome Back Sex!
There's always next week,,, and when we run out of weeks, there's always next year!
and Great to have Sex!
"But what do I know, I'm AP's new assclown and I’m like an empty room with a large ECHO"
by Lanier63 on Jun 29, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
NEWS FLASH: Highly-regarded AP commenter delivers fatal blow to J. Timberlake claim
Subtitle: Sexassassin brings sexy back.
Groan if you want, but I know you were all thinking it.
Good to have you back, man.
lol
I don't have religion, I have Baduizm...and Billie Holiday.
Erykah Badu is on notice. Amel Larrieux is catching up to you quickly. Let me see what you got, Erykah.
by DThomasReigns on Jul 1, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry to rain on your return
good to see you back and I assume that a new job hunt will be short :)
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on Jun 29, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
If you leave your job, I am no longer your unofficial BFF. :) j/k
Great to have you back, sex. Take some time to be sure you make the right decision regarding work. I would hate for you to suffer unemployment, just for AP. We’ll always be here. :)
I don't have religion, I have Baduizm...and Billie Holiday.
Erykah Badu is on notice. Amel Larrieux is catching up to you quickly. Let me see what you got, Erykah.
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