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NFL bench cam captures the moment.

Huard: Yeeaah… I’m outta here.
Thigpen: Fuuuuuuuuck meeeee!
Curl: Uhhh…

Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!

by Buck'O on Jun 16, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

That's awesome.

Huard (to himself): Damn, I look fine on TV.
Curl (muttering to himself): I can never get this PSP to work…
Thigpen (outloud): You guys see the size of that chicken?

Leave him alone, he’s in the spirit world.

by TheQ on Jun 16, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

+1000

Inifinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations

by carthagechief on Jun 17, 2009 6:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

From the booth:

“Damon you need to tell him something to get him back in game.”

Damon: “Hey, Tyler. Hey, I’m feeling ready to go in now. Nahhhh just kidding.”

Booth: “You didn’t just say that?” Curl: “zzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

Tyler: “I’m going to kick your ass all the way to San Fran!”

Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying

by Steve_Chiefs on Jun 16, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

huard

looks like my job is safe
booth-thats what he thinks

by dgoddard on Jun 16, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Huard

“Could be worse…could be me getting my ass kicked out there.”

Predictions for 2009

1. Todd Haley's going to struggle with managing his staff in his rookie year as head coach.
2. The Lions will draft Matt Stafford, the Rams will draft Jason Smith, and the Chiefs will draft either Aaron Curry or Eugene Monroe.
3. Maurice Carthon will be the most hated man on the Chiefs' coaching staff within two years.
4. Larry Johnson has already played his last meaningful game for the Kansas City Chiefs. He's gone before the 2009 season starts.

by UCrawford on Jun 16, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

Awesome reply. A++ would read again.

by bfett81 on Jun 16, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am not even going to try one now...lol

"But what do I know, I'm AP's new assclown and I’m like an empty room with a large ECHO"

by Lanier63 on Jun 17, 2009 8:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thigpen

“Two for thirteen, I could probably play for the Royals.”

Beat the Donkeys!!

by schraggyj on Jun 16, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait...what?

I thought Thigpen was competing for the starting job?

by bfett81 on Jun 16, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Deja Vu

Don’t worry Tyler. Trent was like this in the Colts playoff game too. And Herm still didn’t put me in.

by HowSweetItIs on Jun 16, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Replacement Huh

So this is the rabbit that u pull out of ur Hat Herm??

South Side D

by doriang03 on Jun 16, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

l

Huard: This Is exactly why I’m gonna pretend to get hurt… I’m too old for this shit.
Thigpen: No wonder wonder Brodie’s always broken…

"There are two armpits in America. Oakland and New Jersey."- Warren Sapp

by Dustin SLO,CA on Jun 16, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Thigpen: Dude! I’m getting killed out there! Come on!!
Huard: Oh no! It’s all you doggy! My…uh…hand hurts remember?
Booth (Gunther): Get your pansy ass in there! You little rat-fuck! Don’t make me—
Huard: Hey I already got a win! I’m donesy!
Curl: 12 yards! Lookin good! Herm will be pleased!

TOUCHDOWN! KAN-SAH-CITY!!!

by TheScootness on Jun 16, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Huard: Oh man, pretty soon my hair is going to look like Dick Curls……..

by Longhorn22 on Jun 16, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions  

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily…

by Trapped in Donkeyland on Jun 16, 2009 11:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Good Thing Our Defense is So Good!

Thigpen: This “In Season” conditioning program is HARD!
Huard: You jerks in the Booth better not have lost my Resume again…
Curl: Good thing I have a copy of the Rosetta Stone, so I can translate my recycled gameplan…

by Skrappy on Jun 16, 2009 11:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Happy Trails

Damon: Welp, nice knowin’ ya!

I could get more sacks with my sack

by ArrowSpread on Jun 17, 2009 12:40 AM CDT reply actions  

Thigpen: Damn, I shouldn’t have stayed up so late screwin that skeleton last night.
Huard: Dude!

by Zodeman on Jun 17, 2009 1:40 AM CDT reply actions  

CODEINE

Damon: Told you 1000mg of hydrocodone is not gonna be enough
Tyler: urgghhhhh..and it’s only the 2nd quarter

by 58 was my friend on Jun 17, 2009 2:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Caption:

Huard, having lost all interest in the game, straps on his iPod and stares at Brodie Croyles wife in the front row.

The Powers Of Astute Observation Are Often Mistaken As Cynacism By Those That Do Not Posses Them -- G.B. Shaw

by Texas Chief on Jun 17, 2009 2:11 AM CDT reply actions  

nice one...

"You can live for Nothing or die for Something, it's your call" - John Rambo

by Matt_Grbac on Jun 17, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

thiggy: it’s grilled.
curl: no, it’s fried.

huard: for $9.99 you can have grilled and fried.

by 8k1c6 on Jun 17, 2009 3:01 AM CDT reply actions  

Not as easy as it looks is it kid….?

by woodman212 on Jun 17, 2009 3:35 AM CDT reply actions  

Huard:

(In your best Captain Kirk syntax)…
Captain’s Log….Stardate 212…32….rounded to the next decimal point…a…strange force has penetrated our Neutral Zone…..So Far!…..we haven’t been able to stop it.!

Inifinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations

by carthagechief on Jun 17, 2009 7:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Capation This !

Huard : I Told You ! Thiggy :Nawah !

by 65tosspowertrap on Jun 17, 2009 8:04 AM CDT reply actions  

Caption this:

Huard: Are you guys seeing this? 22 guys off of the street could pull this sh*t off.

by u2nspenserfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:44 AM CDT reply actions  

Caption this:

Thigpen: If only I was playing for an expansion team…I’d be setting all sorts of Franchise records!

Curl: Huh. this newspaper article I am reading says you are the best QB to ever play at Coastal Carolina. We’ve got ourselves a true QB here!

by KC.Jester on Jun 17, 2009 9:09 AM CDT reply actions  

...

Curl: I told you this Chiefs Fan Appreciation Day: Play as your favorite Chief would go over GREAT in Atlanta.

Thigpen: I’m going to be a star one day.

Huard: MeH

by ravenhawk on Jun 17, 2009 10:06 AM CDT reply actions  

Huard: “If all else fails, take the sack. No one can get mad at you if we punt.”

Thigpen: “I would, but that second pick felt way better than the first.”

Curl: “What the fuck is this pig latin?”

by Godlovetheredman14 on Jun 17, 2009 10:51 AM CDT reply actions  

Picture Perfect

Huard: “Fuckin rookie.”

Thigpen: " Stinks like shit over here. Is that you Curl?"

Huard: “No. It’s me. Depends makes it easy for me to never leave the bench.”

Curl: “You stealing my Depends bitch?”

by Godlovetheredman14 on Jun 17, 2009 10:54 AM CDT reply actions  

+1

Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying

by Steve_Chiefs on Jun 17, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Booth: Why are you making that face Damon?
Huard: Becuase it smells like somebody shit themselves down here.
Curl: I swear it wasn’t me.
Thigpen: That’s just our play on the field, I thought I left it out on the field…

KCCHIEFSFAN72

by kcchiefsfan72 on Jun 17, 2009 11:41 AM CDT reply actions  

Thought Bubbles

Huard: “Tyler Thigpen, Starting QB! LOL!!!”
Thigpen: “I need more Gonzaleses out there.”
Curl: “What does Cover 4 look like again?”

by KC_Rhino on Jun 17, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

Caption This:

Thiggy: “Wow this NFL QB thing is hard!… and Damon you might wanna warm up cause I am pretty sure I threw my arm out on that last pick.”

Huard: "WHAT?! I have to go back in but I…. I…. linebackers….. big guys…… how am I…… whoops…. uh…. yep, I just shit my pants.

Curl: “Hey fellas, whats a 4 letter word for disorganization?”

Huard: “Oh, oh, I know its Herm!”

Thiggy: " No you idiot, it’s Carl."

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

by BigRedChief on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Bench Convos

Curl: “Tyler, I was looking over the photos of our last possesion and…”
Thigpen: “Cut the rah-rah shit, I’m gettin’ killed out there!”
Huard: “Tyler you should really check out this Oprah XM radio broadcast…really helps me to mellow me out in these stressful times”

by BCShock on Jun 17, 2009 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Damon's phone conversation...

“You can be anyone I want? Really? Are all ‘1-800’ girls this accomodating?… Yes, this is really Damon Huard… No, I really have nothing better to do…”

by Johnny_U on Jun 17, 2009 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Looking fine

Huard: Damn I look good!
Thigpen: Damn I’m tired of this! I wanna buy another vowel….
Curl: Anybody know how to work this “Smart” Phone I just got with my new phone package?
Huard: Damn I look good!

by bigtimechiefsfan on Jun 17, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions  

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