In the Year 2000(+9)
by SillyHatDay on Jun 10, 2009 6:52 PM CDT
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From the FanPosts. -Primetime
It's time, once again, to look into the future. All the way to the year 200...9!
[Ed. Note: I added the numbers so they're easy to reference in the comments -PT]
- Larry Johnson has the quietest year of his career as a starter. (off field that is)
- Dwayne Bowe makes the Pro Bowl
- Bobby Engram comes in at #2 in receiving yards.
- Todd Haley will not shave; however, his stubble will not change in length
- Matt Cassel defeats Tyler Thigpen for the starting job
- Tyler Thigpen sees spot action as trick play/decoy guy.
- Haley Gailey will cook up all sorts of wild things offensively
- Brodie Croyle has a season ending paper cut while sifting through papers on his clipboard
- The defense will be very dynamic with all sorts of different looks
- A Chief will lead the league in interceptions
- The Chiefs will exceed double their sack total from '08
- Arrowhead sells out every game
- Chiefs sweep Raiders and Broncos
- The Chiefs will be seen as the obvious winners of the Cassel-Cutler-Orton affair. The Broncos will be lampooned all season.
- Todd Haley will have earned the world record for most sentences completed during a press conference without a coherent point made.
- Haley will then leave the Chiefs and replace Robert Gibbs as President Obama's press secretary
- Ryan Succop defeats Connor Barth at placekicker
- Tyson Jackson will post underwhelming performances in his first few outings and initially be looked at as not worth his draft position. This will not last all season.
- Jamaal Charles will have a 100yrd rushing game.
- Dwayne Bowe will receive fines for having various adhesive substances on his gloves
- Derrick Johnson has his best year to date
- Tyler Thigpen will score a rushing touchdown only to be suspended for having sex with a skeleton as part of the end zone celebration.
- Chiefs fans will begin to call the huddle "The Cassel"
- Bernard Pollard is cast in a new Block Party movie
- Matt Cassel will post an avg. QB rating around 90
- The Chiefs win the AFC west at somewhere around 8-8
- The Chiefs will defeat the Patriots in their first playoff game. The Chiefs will then have their season ended by some team from Indiana.
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.
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So damn funny!
by Chris Thorman on Jun 10, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ummm....
This is frickin’ hilarious! I’ve already forwarded this to a couple of my friends. Awesome work SHD!
by Joel Thorman on Jun 10, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Andy Richter do the original In the Year 2000 with Conan?
by Joel Thorman on Jun 10, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes. hes back again on the tonight show too
by SillyHatDay on Jun 10, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Best combo on TV. Any Conan reference on this site gets an automatic rec from me.
by Joel Thorman on Jun 10, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We currently have no confirmation
but sources close to SillyHat reported Croyle leaving One Arrowhead Drive with a Pooh Bear band-aid on his index finger. Could be serious?
by TheQ on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is a tired joke!
Time to give the “Brokie Croyle” jokes to rest…he is a Chief….a brother….family…..so says the “Don” So stop with the low blows.
"You can live for Nothing or die for Something, it's your call" - John Rambo
by Matt_Grbac on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It isn't a tired joke until it ceases to be true.
He is “Brokie” until he can prove otherwise.
I don't have religion, I have Baduizm...and Billie Holiday.
Erykah Badu is on notice. Amel Larrieux is catching up to you quickly. Let me see what you got, Erykah.
by DThomasReigns on Jun 10, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then why doesnt everyone call Cassel "One hit wonder"?
True until proven otherwise…..Everyone backs Cassel….I do as well. But Brodie is on OUR team! We need to show him some respect….
"You can live for Nothing or die for Something, it's your call" - John Rambo
by Matt_Grbac on Jun 12, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe noone calls Cassel one hit wonder
because he just signed on to lead an up a coming young team. And was one of the most sought after free agents. And was worth a Pioli second rounder. And he played an entire season without being on injury reserve.
The only thing I respect about Brokie is his bike riding abilities. Too bad that doesn’t help us out much. Maybe if he ever gets off the injury list when can call him almost brokie.
"...Said he couldn't go on the American way"
by Jux on Jun 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping
when he gets off the injury list we can call him a “former” Chief.
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
by Buck'O on Jun 15, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good work
8. Ha! Just strap him to the stretcher right now and get it over with.
10. Bold prediction. Just who will be doing this prey-tell?
11. Not so bold. Something is very wrong if this doesn’t happen.
15. He’s got a LOT of work to do to pass up Herm on this one.
27. Can you imagine the buildup to a NE/KC playoff game? The media eats up things like that. We’d be all over ESPN for once.
“Cassel vs. Brady!”
“Pioli vs. Belichick!”
“Moss and Welker vs. Bowe and…uh…and…”
That second part better not happen!! The first two were bad enough!
Very funny. Rec’d.
by TheScootness on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haaaa! SillyHat is in the House!
Well, not this house, but some house somewhere (hint: by Arrowhead.).
Great post! Haley Gailey sounds like some sort of Halloween costume! “The Cassel” just might catch on, and I am not sure I want to see Tyler Thigpen’s touchdown celebration. Sounds icky.
Totally wrecked!
by TheQ on Jun 10, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I will pay for #20 myself
End the dropsies!
I don't have religion, I have Baduizm...and Billie Holiday.
Erykah Badu is on notice. Amel Larrieux is catching up to you quickly. Let me see what you got, Erykah.
by DThomasReigns on Jun 10, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brodie Croyle has a season ending paper cut while sifting through papers on his clipboard
Brodie Croyle injury jokes will never get old…
by Bearson on Jun 10, 2009 11:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can you smell it
that’s Champion Casselrole courtesy of Scott Pioli and Su Chef Todd Haley
Time is a great teacher... unfortunately it kills all it's pupils.
by 808NaNz808 on Jun 11, 2009 3:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great stuff
But I don’t see the Patriots anywhere near a football stadium on Wildcard weekend…They should win 14-15 games.
Happiness is a long walk with a putter in your hand.
by craig in calgary on Jun 11, 2009 10:25 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
#22
That would easily become the best endzone celebration ever
HaHa
Before you build yourself up, you must tear somebody else down.
by Zennedy on Jun 12, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Right
There is no way the Chiefs sellout every game. They will be lucky to sellout more than one.
I predict the Chiefs will not be the winner in the QB debacle. The Bears will be. They got rid of Orton for a pro bowl QB while we are paying $15 million to a guy who is a career backup. I wish we would have just stuck with Thigpen. I will say it, Cassel is a one hit wonder. He will fall flat on his face this year. One hit wonder!
by TampaRoyal on Jun 16, 2009 10:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cutler has a lot to prove, in my book.
Great talent. Not a winner. More of a whiner. You can point to gaudy stats if you want, but those need to be leavened by some pretty bonehead plays. People thought Denver’s O was impressive last year, but they didn’t seem to dominate in key situations.
by hmills110 on Jun 17, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is no way the Chiefs sellout every game. They will be lucky to sellout more than one.
The Chiefs have sold out more than 140 consecutive home games…the last 16 of those have been in spite of 4-12 and 2-14 seasons.
I’m interested in why you think that would suddenly change in 2009…
Marley will be walking soon...she could probably play Linebacker better than some of the guys we had.
by PVChiefsfan on Jun 16, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh. Because they're having problems repeating the feat?
By all reports, they’ve been beatin’ the bushes for sales like never before, as if they’re having problems filling the stadium.
by hmills110 on Jun 17, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure the same thing happened before the 2008 season
If Arrowhead sold out all 8 games after a 4-12 season, with no coaching or GM change, (and some of those 8 games were soldout when the Chiefs had only won 1 game) I guess I don’t see how Arrowhead won’t sell out with all the changes that have happened.
Marley will be walking soon...she could probably play Linebacker better than some of the guys we had.
by PVChiefsfan on Jun 18, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think their first preseason game will be key for them.
To change to a winning mindset, I wouldn’t be surprised if Haley places great importance on looking pretty good right out of the gate. Get some excitement generated about the new Chiefs team.
by hmills110 on Jun 18, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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