I know there will be many more of these….featuring the Pessimistic, Sadistic, Fatalistic and Nihilistic versions….

You act like its that predictable, maybe I should call you before I call my bookie each week. What was your predictions last year for Atlanta, Miami, Did you count New England out of the playoffs? all of the thought u put in to that was a waste of time, so was me reading it. probably was a waste of time posting this.

I think we pull out against Jacksonville, and Washington and at a reach maybe Phillie. Wonder how Maclin will feel going against his college team state? A littler interesting. I see us going as much as ( a reach ) 10-6 more realistically 9-7 but i say as low as 8-8.

that was kinda out of line too, sorry.. having a stressful day.

I’d like to share whatever all you haters are smoking – the Cheifs should be better than last year (oh yea, Pioli is not done)…Assuming the team is exactly as it is now, here’s why you are smoking crack:

Week 1 @ Baltimore Ravens – L Too much D for the new O

Possibly an L, but don’t count us out, Matt Cassell vs. Shane Falco, remember from “the replacements” – that’s what I call him, eh, I’ll go with Matt Cassell, oh yea, and Vrabel and Zach Thomas I think cancel out an older Ray Lewis. Should be a hell of a game!

Week 2 vs. Oakland Raiders – W Home opener against a weak Oakland team.

Agreed – JaMarcus appears to be the lasiest QB in the league. According to Kevin Harland, they sent blank tape home with him to study and he claimed he actually studied it. It’s sad, Oakland has become a laughing stock, OK, not really sad, more funny.

Week 3 @ Philidelphia Eagles- L After the Raiders we won’t be ready for this game.

Also another possible loss, but again, we’ve got Matt Cassell, they’ve got Donavan “that’s not my yard” McNabb – Don’t count us out!

Week 4 vs. NY Giants- L Our Oline will struggle to contain the pass rush and our run game won’t provide any relief.

This is the joke of the century. Our O-line will be fine (only concern is Sackintosh.) Eli sucks without Plexiglass. The G-Men end a brutal three game rode trip at Arrowhead. This is when KC fans start jumping on the band wagon. We will probably win this one being double digit underdogs – it’s going to be awesome.

Week 5 vs. Dallas Cowboys- L Alot of talent, but possibly our best chance at a win against the NFC East.

Dallas has gotten rid of most of their talent. (T.O., Tank Johnson, Roy Williams, Packman, Chris Canty) – they signed Junior Siavii for Christ sake, talk about desperate – Homo can no longer try to force it to T.O. Witten and DeMarcus alone cannot overcome Herm-like coaching, Chiefs should win this one big. Somewhere up there, Lamar will be smiling watching his beloved Dallas Texans/Kansas City Chiefs – my wife is a Cowboys fan, so this one is going to be extra SWEET!

Week 6 @ Washington Redskins- L A good D got better (on paper.) Pray we keep Cassel away from Haynesworth.

Excuse me? Washington doesn’t even want their QB. Haynesworth no longer has any incentive to prove himself. This will be the easiest of the NFC East games, and after this game, we can declare the Chiefs NFC East Champions – I’m thinking of making a Championship belt.

Week 7 vs San Diego Chargers- W Battle-hardened, we’ll pull out a division win at home.
Tough division game, but we should have beat them twice last year. I hope you learned your lesson D-Bowe (you are usually awesome, but man you cost us a couple games last year).

 I’ll go with splitting home and away.

Week 8 Bye

Week 9 @ Jacksonville Jaguars- L Improved Oline will give Gerrard too much time to make mistakes.

Gerrard v. Cassell (or even Thiggy) – that’s all I got to say about this one.

Week 10 @ Oakland Raiders- W Cassel owns the Raiders and DHB isn’t going to help on the other side.

Agree Oakland could be the 0-16 team next year, although they do play the donkeys twice (and the Skins).

Week 11 vs Pittsburg Steelers- L The reigning champs have improved and will play too tough for a KC team still learning to do the same.

Chances appear slim in this one, but Big Ben is no Joe Montanna. What would Big Ben be like without that awesome defense. Remember the old days when after the 49ers won the SuperBowl, the next year DT and the boys dominated them?

Week 12 @ San Diego- L Division rival on the road who won’t be willing to give us two in one year.

Like I said earlier, should have got out the broom last year. May happen this year, but for analysis purposes, we’ll go with a split. Gotta love that little Sproles though!

Week 13 vs Denver Brocos- W The Cutlerless Broncos will be underwhelming and Moreno won’t be able to run over our improved D.

Denver appears to be in disarray

Week 14 vs Buffalo Bills- L Since last year’s shootout, the Bills have added more weapons on offense. It won’t be as ugly as last year though.

We get T.O. at home. If the rest of my predictions are even half right, they will be scared to come to Arrowhead, the Bills will be perplexed being back in the States, no longer speaking Canadian. The weather renders TO useless in this one. Who’s got the better back? Is LJ still a Chief? (I’ll take a loss here if he’s gone-maybe we hand off to Edge in this game)

Week 15 vs Cleveland Browns- W The Chiefs will be firing on all cylinders after last week’s game and the weapons-depleated Browns won’t have an answer.

Browns = Broncos, they just don’t get it.

Week16 at Cincinnati Bengals- W Even with the return of Carson Palmer, the Bengals will fail to impress. It’ll be close, but Cassel will outshine his former roomate.

At this point in the season the entire Bengals team has been arrested – twice, not enough available players – they forfeit.

Week 17 at Denver Broncos- W With 3 wins in the last 4 games, we’ll have momentum and Pioli will want to finish strong against McDaniels’ team. After the game McDaniels will still be asked questions about the Cutler fiasco.

I’ve never like teams “backing” into the playoffs – but we always lose in Denver. They probably aren’t going to be good, but not as bad as everyone thinks. A win in Denver would be Awesome though!

but my previous post was full of optimism. Optimism doesnt mean shit when you dont win!

I think the Chiefs get one of the NFC East games (probably Dallas) and either Jacksonville or Buffalo. I do think their ceiling is 10 wins though, and their minimum would be 5 wins. I do think the team is better than last years.

I want to see what Pioli can do with trading and working a draft if he has picks.

Didn’t mean to jump to the draft, but I still think we are a year away from the playoffs and are looking at 7-9.