Friday Caption This
by Chris Thorman on May 22, 2009 8:00 AM CDT
in 2009 Kansas City Chiefs Offseason
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Todd Haley watches tape on last year's run defense:
"The horror...the horror."
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Holy Sh*%!
I really should have watched some tape before I said yes to becoming the head coach here!
Nice one
Marley will be walking soon...she could probably play Linebacker better than some of the guys we had.
"Really Officer, I have no idea why it smells like pot in here..."
Marley will be walking soon...she could probably play Linebacker better than some of the guys we had.
by PVChiefsfan on May 22, 2009 8:28 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That's how Haley watches fast food commercials
by Chris Thorman on May 22, 2009 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Hilarious!
Marley will be walking soon...she could probably play Linebacker better than some of the guys we had.
turned off the coffee pot check, unplugged the iron...shoot shoot shoot...Did I???
alternatively…where the hell did I pack that “The Basics of Defense” in… I hate moving!
Booyah
“Will the defendant please rise?”
“Mr. Haley how do you plea?”
“Not guilty your honor, by reason of insanity”
“Defendant is remanded for psychiatric evaluation”….
Hungry...I've got the munchies
I mean, “Hungry…hungry for wins”
To tie in with Chris' original...
“I’ve heard of the thousand yard stare, but watching our run D from last year, I’ve got a 200 yard stare.”
"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris
Yes Master Pioli
Anything you say Master Pioli. Please Master, don’t hit me again! No Master! Toddy will be a good stooge. Yes Master!
by ChiefDJ on May 22, 2009 8:48 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I have a twin ?????????????
FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.
by sexassassin on May 22, 2009 8:49 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Lol
"From Kansas City, I miss home, Cali is business but man its pretty"
by KansasCityShuffle on May 22, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG
No you just did not go there!!! That is the funniest thing I have ever seen!! I wonder if Haley can rip a burp like him!! HAHA!!
Pain is Temporary ~ Pride is Forever!!
Alternately
All right, then just give me the drinking bird.
by KCSatchmo on May 22, 2009 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Come on clock. Come on clock. Three day weekend can't get here soon enough.
I do not snort the coke I only smoke...sensimilla.
....
“Heeeeerrrrreeeeessssssss HALEY”
by chicks_love_chiefs on May 22, 2009 9:18 AM CDT reply actions
...
Eye drops for your eys from crying all night…$7
Razor for shaving your 5-day OTA beard….$25
Laundry soap for the clothes you’ve worn all week….$12
Realizing you are trying to put square pegs in a round hole….PRICELESS!
Inifinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations
“Herm done two laps before 8 AM, I do two GRAMS before 7”
I dont really think hes a cokehead but it sure is fun to talk about.
I lost my pen. May I borrow yours?
by Harry Feltersnatch on May 22, 2009 9:58 AM CDT reply actions
Shock therapy? Lobotomy??...Your kidding...
Come on Doc, let’s give medication a chance!! Come on. Jes!
....
What you lookin’ at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So… what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There’s a bad guy comin’ through! Better get outta his way!
by chicks_love_chiefs on May 22, 2009 10:19 AM CDT reply actions
Lol
"From Kansas City, I miss home, Cali is business but man its pretty"
by KansasCityShuffle on May 22, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
While watching Bowe and Cassel together
“How should I kill him to get Matt for myself….hmmmm”
Daydreaming
I had a great chance last year, but I will get this team to win the big one…..this year!
I'm currently reading "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" and it feels like we got ourselves a McMurphy on our hands....wheelin' and dealin'
by Chiefs_swagger on May 22, 2009 11:22 AM CDT reply actions
Urge to strangle receiver RISING,,,,
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on May 22, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions
“You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
wat the hell? lmfao!
I'm currently reading "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" and it feels like we got ourselves a McMurphy on our hands....wheelin' and dealin'
by Chiefs_swagger on May 22, 2009 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you mean "How the Fuck am I funny"
Joe Peschi form Goodfellas, Probably one of THE best fucking movies ever made!
by readANDgold58 on May 23, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe if I sit really still...
Teicher wont see me and ask another one of his stupid questions that I never understand.
ok pissed of pro bowl Waters
traded away pro bowl TE, hired FA ready for social secuirty. What have I got myself into?
by bringbacktheglory on May 22, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions
So I was teeing off on seven...
at Hillcrest when I realized I left my sand-wedge on the number six green. So, I went back to get. And it wasn’t there!!! So I was pissed off anyway finished with a terrible round and when I got back to the clubhouse I was hangout in the pro-shop and I overheard a guy in the bar talking about finding a club. So I walked into the bar and guess who it was… Carl Peterson. So I was like “Hey Carl I heard you found a club on six, I believe it’s my sand-wedge” and the guy totally denied it. He’s like “No I didn’t find a club. I don’t know what you’re talking about.” What an asshole!!!
this is what Todd would look like after...
mistaking a bottle in front of me with a frontal lobotomy….
Dude... Where's my car?
I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.
Haley's nonverbal response to being offered to swap head coaching jobs with either
Josh McDanies or Tom Cable.
by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on May 23, 2009 4:19 PM CDT reply actions
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