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by Chris Thorman on May 19, 2009 11:41 AM CDT
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"You see, last year, with Gunther Cunningham, this list of plays was blank."
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“We’re putting the pool over on this side of the yard, and don’t you guys think a garden would look really great over here?”
by I need more Esteban on May 19, 2009 11:46 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice head covers, guys.
“You see these guys on the edges? They run to this guy and tackle him. He’s called the QUARTERBACK, and tackling him here is called a SACK. Say it with me, guys…QUARTERBACK SACK.”
"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris
by KaloPhoenix on May 19, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
#97 - "Hey, you forgot to leave a resevoir tip.."
I could get more sacks with my sack
by ArrowSpread on May 19, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
"Psst.. Hey, #65. Where do I find the helmets?"
I could get more sacks with my sack
by ArrowSpread on May 19, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Psst 65.....
I think that number 30-something guy behind you is pregnant.
"I will fight you!"
"What is your weapon?"
"My bare hands!"
"That is stupid. I will use a sword and I will cut off your bare hands."
by CT Chief Fan on May 19, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
"They say that if you look at it one way,
You see a pretty young lady, but if you look at it another, its an old woman. Anyone see it!?"
one player says
“oh shit, I thought we were on offense lastyear”
Great players dont win championships.....Great TEAMS win chapionships
by DT58forever on May 19, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
a schooner
is a sailboat stupid head!
<3 Mallrats references
"I will fight you!"
"What is your weapon?"
"My bare hands!"
"That is stupid. I will use a sword and I will cut off your bare hands."
by CT Chief Fan on May 19, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
You see, you hold this up here and when the sun hits it we will see the location of the Arc.
I do not snort the coke I only smoke...sensimilla.
Anyone here take Algebra?
I’m not sure what the value of these X’s are.
by NJ_Chief on May 19, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
So who is hotter...
Laurne Cassel…. or here Kelli Croyle
"So, as you can plainly see.....
…..this defensive alignment is designed to actually stop the opposing offense."
"I don't know how to design a defense...
any ideas? Yeah, you in the yellow helmet condom."
by Chiefs4Life on May 19, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
LMFAO!
Inifinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations
by carthagechief on May 19, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
It says here...
’Objects in playbook may be smaller than they appear"
Inifinite Diversity In Infinite Combinations
Minnesota?????
“This is where Jared lives, it’s called Minnesota.”
"This is how we did it...
…in Arizona!"
“Hey, coach, didn’t you guys give up almost as many point last year as the Chiefs?”
“Who said that?! Was it you, yellow tip?!”
Run Run Pass Punt, repeat as needed for 60 min.
GREAT! It's finally here! C'mere guys, quick. Kalo's "Defense for Dummies" came in the mail!
The Powers Of Astute Observation Are Often Mistaken As Cynacism By Those That Do Not Posses Them -- G.B. Shaw
by Texas Chief on May 19, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hold on
I aspire to write a book for Dummies. As it is, all my “Defense for the Illiterate” series isn’t doing so hot. =)
"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris
It's Location, Location, Location.
Detroit is where you needed to kick of you book tour :)
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on May 19, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok our new prevent defense,
yellow condom tips go left, orange condoms go right, french ticklers up the middle! Ready BREAK!
Hide the women and children for this one
- (singing): “Ooo baby I like it raaaaww… yeah, baby, I like it raaaaawww!”
H/T ODB… from, like, 10 years ago. At least.
by chiefstatnut on May 19, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That “one period” should have read “number 97”… I forgot about the pound symbol screwing up the syntax… ruined my post!
by chiefstatnut on May 19, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Usually the # symbol makes the point :)
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on May 19, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Treasure Hunt map
" I’m searching for sacks.. you guys wouldn’t happen to know where any of them are would you???"
by King of the Cassel on May 19, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions
"Before we begin....
…let us all face the southeast and offer up our play to the Great Tuna for his blessing. Now repeat after me…."
Matriculating – Verb; To trickle in thunderous fashion, to be chaotically methodical in a choreographed motion forward.
This make sense?
cause 22 guys off the street got it!
"For the 100th time...
I don’t care what those toolboxes at ESPN say, we’re not running a traditional 3-4. Look, we’re lining up like this."
Ten sacks in a season! For crying out loud that's what I used to average per game using DT in Tecmo Bowl!
by KCporkchop on May 19, 2009 2:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Number 97 says....
“D-plus? Oh, my god. I passed! I passed! Oh, man! I got a D-Plus! I’m going to graduate!”
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a lady who would be really mad if she heard me say that. -Mitch Hedberg
"According to this X-Ray it looks like Bret Favre will play this year."
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Circle Around, Circle Around...
Now, can anybody tell me what the hell this is that I’m looking at? As you all know, I was fired as the coordinator for the Arizona Cardinals and am only a Chief because Todd Haley said so, and he works for the Don.
KCCHIEFSFAN72
"Guys Guys"
“I’m only gonna go over this one more time. a^2 + b^2 = c^2. Its called the PyTHAGorian Therom.”
Collective “Ooooooooooohhhhhh”
"I will fight you!"
"What is your weapon?"
"My bare hands!"
"That is stupid. I will use a sword and I will cut off your bare hands."
"Okay, so ...
“We were going to stick with the 4-3, but now we’re going to go 3-4, so I’m going to have Hali line up here and Dorsey line up over … no, hang on.
“Um, Jackson, you’re going here. Tank and Turk, you guys are going to be here. And, then … no, wait, that’s not it either.
“Can someone just tell me what they think I’m trying to do here … ?!”
And you want fries with your whopper?
lunch ordering
See when I was Hired I was here, and when Romeo didn't sign, I was here, and then...
But hellguys, I am your Defensive Coordinator gosh durn you bunch of ragamuffins, get your litlle bottoms out there and win one for Parcells umm Pioli!
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
seriously guys
its spelled C-L-A-N-C-Y. i dont know where u guys keep getting the N and forgetting the C-L
by dgoddard on May 19, 2009 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Nancy would kick their asses :) I meant Nanzy
Let's Kick some ASS in 09 or Die trying
by Steve_Chiefs on May 19, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
ok guys this is what a QB looks like you want to tackle him
players: Qb? what’s that? Herm never told us about a QB??
Time is a great teacher... unfortunately it kills all it's pupils.
players--i thought we werent supposed to hit the qb
clancy—guys thats only in practice
players— ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!! thats y chiefs fans were mad
clancy— and the one time u guys did they changed the rules for tom tom
Slow down
If you are going to cuss every other word like gun then slow down. And why isn’t it raining like it did every time gun was talking
jon mcgraw-- coach were am i at?
clancy— uh ur not playing on this one can u go help colquitt track down his punts
jon— you want me to practice returns??
clancy— how bout u just track em down for now
jon— ok coach let me know when its my turn to play
clancy— right ill get right on that pal
I told you guys
Left – Left – Circle – Square – Circle- Left- Down
That’s what “Ask Madden” says for this scenario.
I'm not a smart man
“You know why this page is blank? Because that’s the way we did things in Arizona. We went out there without a damn clue what’s going on and you know where it got us? The friggin’ Super Bowl. And, by God, you know that bumbling cluelessness was a brilliant defensive scheme, too, because the second Arizona canned my ass, Todd had me on the phone asking me if I wanted to come up here. So, for now, I just want you to go out there and hit something. Maybe I’ll have something put together by February …”
I am not stopping
To ask for directions on how to get back to the super bowl ……
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
i know it didnt work
in Arizona but i still have a job maybe the 3rd times the charm
wouldnt this be the 2nd time? thats just a technicality
Office Space Quote
Scene in the car with him talking to Jennifer Anniston.
The Powers Of Astute Observation Are Often Mistaken As Cynacism By Those That Do Not Posses Them -- G.B. Shaw
flair not flare
i thought we were firing things into the air or something
"I will fight you!"
"What is your weapon?"
"My bare hands!"
"That is stupid. I will use a sword and I will cut off your bare hands."
by CT Chief Fan on May 21, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Back to the basics
this is a football.
by bringbacktheglory on May 19, 2009 11:31 PM CDT reply actions
OK for all the FA we bought in
the Geritol and diaper changing station is going to be over here……….I know this is bad but I couldn’t resist.
by bringbacktheglory on May 19, 2009 11:46 PM CDT reply actions
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