In 2005 I had only 2 Chiefs jerseys to wear on Sundays. And Saturdays. And most of the days in between. They both had #31 due to poorly coordinated Christmas buying in years prior.
For my next birthday, the August prior to the 2006 season, my astute family bought me a new, more relevant #10 jersey.
I proudly wore both through the 2007 season. Then, in my haste to be relevant, I thought, what could be safer than a solid #88? Due to delayed shipping and overseas travel, I recieved it last month.
I am the kiss of death, and I apologize to Chiefs fans the world over.
Anyone got a spare #54 I can borrow?