I'm thinking about switching
by ChiefsDude on Apr 16, 2009 2:42 PM CDT
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PrintI know this is a bit off topic, but I was hoping you guys could help me choose a better brand of toilet paper. I'm used to using no-name brand stuff and I'm tired of that sandpaper feeling. Wow, it is a lot harder to type 75 words about switching toilet paper brands than I thought it would be! hehehe You can thank Patrick Allen for this post. I just hope I don't get banned for this! lol!
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Cottonelle
Keep it in the freezer for the ultimate post-Taco Bell experience.
by KCSatchmo on Apr 16, 2009 2:44 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I think I prefer your TP ideas to the grammer used in that comment ;)
I do not snort the coke I only smoke...sensimilla.
Don't get me wrong
I’m not picking deflep1691 here. Patrick Allen’s comment just brought out the ornery side in me.
Is this a snapshot from Mangini's bathroom?
by KansasCityShuffle on Apr 16, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Beach
towels
Attn Todd Haley: "DO U WANNA FIGHT ME!?"
by KansasCityShuffle on Apr 16, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Im pretty sure he uses blankets for all that junk
Time is a great teacher... unfortunately it kills all it's pupils.
White Cloud
best damn TP of all time
And rec’d for the love of sarcasm, always take the Chiefs seriously, never gonna take blogging seriously.
by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on Apr 16, 2009 3:03 PM CDT reply actions
Agreed
How seriously can I take myself when a guy named sexassassin is a legitimate member of the community?
by Chris Thorman on Apr 16, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
While we're talking about toilet paper..
Why in the hell do they make scented toilet paper?
It’s all going to smell like shit eventually, why waste the time to make it smell like vanila roses pedals in the plastic packaging?
The Powers Of Astute Observation Are Often Mistaken As Cynacism By Those That Do Not Posses Them -- G.B. Shaw
Don't talk smack on sceneted toliet paper.
There is something beautiful about a flowery smell jumping through my nostrils every time I reach for TP. Makes me dream in technicolor .
"...Said he couldn't go on the American way"
Agree but never use the stuff that has aloe infused in it
Awkward feeling post wipe.
by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on Apr 16, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
It's only akward for a while.
Then you get used to the tingle hahaha
"...Said he couldn't go on the American way"
a post like this is so unfair
because there are so many possibilities to post the most hilarious stuff, but you just can’t for decency’s sake.
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
Put your 2girls1cup links DOWN... back away slowly
The Powers Of Astute Observation Are Often Mistaken As Cynacism By Those That Do Not Posses Them -- G.B. Shaw
by Texas Chief on Apr 16, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just vomited in my mouth...
But if you ever watch the youtube reaction video’s to that… Now that’s funny…
by Eastcoastransplant on Apr 16, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
So TC
How long did it take for you to wretch? LOL
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I handed out the same style cups..
filled with choclate pudding at the bi-weekly poker game when I stumbled on that vid.
I streamed the vid from the computer to the T.V. and waited til the guys started digging into their pudding. Then I played the vid for them to watch while we were playing cards.
Reactions were priceless, cost to clean choclate pudding out of my carpet had a definite price though.
The Powers Of Astute Observation Are Often Mistaken As Cynacism By Those That Do Not Posses Them -- G.B. Shaw
by Texas Chief on Apr 16, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
LMFAO Good one!
One of my guys at work gave us the show at 8am. I had wobbly knees and coffee stains down the front of my shirt all day. I couldn’t think straight for hours. Crazy how you knew exactly what I was driving at without even calling it by name. Hahaha
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I can't believe people are actually voting..
But I take this community’s opinions seriously. If they say frozen cottonelle, then frozen cottonelle it is.
dude its the best you dont have to be rich to use baby wipes hahha
but after you feel a lot fresher plus you dont get like dingle balls i thought it was crazy to do it but it works so much better and you dont get like ass rash or anything its awsome.
FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.
by sexassassin on Apr 17, 2009 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure if you were joking,
but like to go: step 1. cheap TP. Step 2. baby wipe.
I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.
I use that as a skit every summer to
help ease my participants into how to shit in the woods! They’re faces are priceless!
by Eastcoastransplant on Apr 16, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
well i recomend angel soft but soft and gentel
well i am mexican and i eat alot of mexican food and lots of white castles on the weekend so i use alot of t.p those top three allways leave little bits of small pieces of the t.p which you see on the floor sometimes but angel soft don t do that it s the perfect t.p . and i also here it s the offical t.p of the nfl
by Detroit_lionchief on Apr 16, 2009 4:29 PM CDT reply actions
Congratulations
You just came up with teh grossest paragraphed ever typed.
by KCSatchmo on Apr 16, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Will be posting a link to YOUTUBE of me “blowing my brains out” when I get home from work.
I voted for Charmin.
Paddy
36-pack from Costco
It’s a bag of mixed goodies. Never sandpaper, but never quite the nice stuff. Cheap enough that you can justify it.
Does anybody else whipe from underneath instead of behind?
Or is that just me?
by KansasCityShuffle on Apr 16, 2009 4:48 PM CDT reply actions
I knew a girl who went in that direction
it ruined her reproductively
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apparently :-/ I guess it's more common than you'd think
I was also wondering, if you went from underneath, do you ever drag your knuckles across the water?
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
I hear that people that wipe from underneath...
are just giving themselves a reason to handle their balls.
The Powers Of Astute Observation Are Often Mistaken As Cynacism By Those That Do Not Posses Them -- G.B. Shaw
Maybe the have Three?
you don't have to win and you don't need to fight. Supertramp
by Steve_Chiefs on Apr 16, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
The physics of the Backtrack
just seems like it would smear shit all up your crack. Besides, why waste the effort of standing a little to get back there when going back to front is readily accessible… and you get to handle your balls.
I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.
WTF
Does this come through the internet and infect you all.
I keep my firewall up just in case of stories like this :)
I like Quilted Northern
you don't have to win and you don't need to fight. Supertramp
Underneath?
If you wipe from underneath, you’re going back to front. Wouldn’t that make your balls smell like shit?
Also, on a serious note, have any of you guys seen a contract extended to Matt Cassel? I’m just curious ‘cuz I want to pick up the new jersey, as an avid jersey collector, but want to ensure he’s sticking around for longer than a year. I’ve already been burned with Jared Allen, Dante Hall, Donnie Edwards, and potentially Larry Johnson. Thanks guys…
KCCHIEFSFAN72
He'll be around...
I wouldn’t be worried about buying a jersey.
by Joel Thorman on Apr 16, 2009 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
It greatly reduced dingle berries
or say the fella’s on the cross country team told me
by KansasCityShuffle on Apr 16, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAH
how does this post get 2 recs? seriously were encouraging something we really shouldn’t
Time is a great teacher... unfortunately it kills all it's pupils.
I completely disagree
because content as funny as this, no matter how lame, is definitely worth a read. Especially when you’re on Aaron Curry overload
Attn Todd Haley: "DO U WANNA FIGHT ME!?"
by KansasCityShuffle on Apr 16, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I find that
being a caveman with lots of hair i have a problem with dingle berries! One time i tryed burning my ass hair off over the fire(that didn’t workout to good i might add)only to go back to dragging my ass like a dog!
I assumed that Cavemen dragged their women around by their hair expressly for this purpose
you don't have to win and you don't need to fight. Supertramp
by Steve_Chiefs on Apr 16, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
What toilet paper ails
or stops “stingring”? Anyone?
Attn Todd Haley: "DO U WANNA FIGHT ME!?"
by KansasCityShuffle on Apr 16, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions
A Raquel Welch hand Wipe
you don't have to win and you don't need to fight. Supertramp
by Steve_Chiefs on Apr 16, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
And some clown wanted me thrown off for non Chiefs posts?
j/k this is why you have to love the site, we can all laugh about normal shit!
Persoanlly I wipe with John Wayne toilet paper, it takes no shit from anyone.
"But what do I know, I'm AP's new assclown and I’m like an empty room with a large ECHO"
by Lanier63 on Apr 16, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice one and rec'd
That would be ass clown, sir.
by Joel Thorman on Apr 16, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I prefer lying down
Attn Todd Haley: "DO U WANNA FIGHT ME!?"
by KansasCityShuffle on Apr 16, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
That's gotta be rough
if you’re lying face down.
by KCSatchmo on Apr 16, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Trial & Error
Attn Todd Haley: "DO U WANNA FIGHT ME!?"
by KansasCityShuffle on Apr 16, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Alpine Fresh
I had a mountaineering guide one summer who was going to invent the Alpine Fresh. It’d be a snow ball maker, perfect consistency, that would be mounted next to your toilet. So after you do the deed, use a snowball to wipe with. Now I have no idea if he ever got around to that, but when you are camping, I tell you what, it puts… a…lil….spring…in…your….step.
by Eastcoastransplant on Apr 16, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
Charmin Plus
37 years I’ve been using it and nary a complaint.
Predictions for 2009
1. Todd Haley's going to struggle with managing his staff in his rookie year as head coach.
2. The Lions will draft Matt Stafford, the Rams will draft Jason Smith, and the Chiefs will draft either Aaron Curry or Eugene Monroe.
3. Maurice Carthon will be the most hated man on the Chiefs' coaching staff within two years.
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