Tom Brady Putting the "L" in Flag Football Since 2008

by soybon on Mar 26, 2009 10:16 PM CDT

Noncompetitive, corrosive, an retart.

A list of actions a defender will no longer be able to take in an NFL game:

No lunging from the ground while ball is still in play.
Defenders won’t be able to "approach the QB in a threatening manner while he is throwing the ball," because it will be dangerous to his psyche thus causing a possible interception or fumble.
No sudden moves around Tom Brady.
No sneezing around QBs as an infection might result in the loss of performance for a few weeks.
No "pumping up" crowds as teams may be penalized if crowd noise is excessively loud, leading to a strain on a QB's vocal chords.

Any More...

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what happened to the days when you could drop kick the quarterback?

Time is a great teacher... unfortunately it kills all it's pupils.

by 808NaNz808 on Mar 25, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions

Man,

now you’re making me think of the play Keanu Reeves calls in The Replacements…

“Kick ass, on 1. Ready, break!”

by Seth_C on Mar 26, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions

I think in light of today's news

HIV2Elway needs to bring back his old avatar forever more..

by KansasCityShuffle on Mar 25, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions

Done!

by HIV 2 Elway on Mar 27, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions

haha

holy shit thats funny

by DT58forever on Mar 25, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions

Don't forget

no hitting the QB as he’s about to throw the ball and cause a fumble to win the AFC Championship Game, as this may cause a grumpy wumpy atmosphere in the Patriots locker room after the game. AKA The Tuck Rule, AKA Lame.

by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on Mar 25, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions

To be fair...

This is the “Tom Brady” rule in nickname only. He didn’t request it, has never said anything against the hit or against Pollard, and has nothing to do with this rule change whatsoever, except being the victim of a hit that took out his knee.

Keep the faith!

by Marima on Mar 25, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions

Tom Brady and Jay Cutler

can go back to the retarded mental ward where they ride short busses that have tinted windows and air conditioning and wear helmets and have drool rags and make incoherent sounds and speed around on a power wheel chair.

by Grand Master A on Mar 25, 2009 4:57 PM CDT reply actions

I think it will be worth it,

If Glen Dorsey come running through the O-line and jut flat out drop kicks Jay Cutler in both knee caps. Yeah he might get kicked out of a game or maybe a few, but whinny little Jay never gets to play again and then atleast the damn 15 yard penalty will be worth it. These QB’s are just absolutely babied and it sickens me. Too bad DT isnt still around he would be getting penalties all game, but it would sure be fun to watch.

by readANDgold58 on Mar 25, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions

How in the hell did this get reposted to the top of the FanPosts?

"You said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang baby ...So I braided my hair, yes I did, cornroll and everything baby"

I don't have religion. I have Baduizm...and Billie Holiday.

by DThomasReigns on Mar 26, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions

I was wondering the same thing

wasn’t this from a few days ago?

Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!

by Buck'O on Mar 26, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions

Yeah, it was from yesterday, and all the comments came with it.

"You said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang baby ...So I braided my hair, yes I did, cornroll and everything baby"

I don't have religion. I have Baduizm...and Billie Holiday.

by DThomasReigns on Mar 26, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions

What type of gypsy voodoo forces are at work here?

by KansasCityShuffle on Mar 26, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions

I blame it on the Raiders. :)

"You said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang baby ...So I braided my hair, yes I did, cornroll and everything baby"

I don't have religion. I have Baduizm...and Billie Holiday.

by DThomasReigns on Mar 26, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions

x3

by KansasCityShuffle on Mar 26, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions

Edit...

My bad guys. I didn’t realize that upon editing, my post would reposition itself as relevant once again. To be fair, I am am a newb and as a newb I just discovered the magical “Anne Retart” and realized I had to edit my post… All hail memes.

To make amends, I will try to put up something to brighten everybody’s Friday.

by soybon on Mar 26, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions