Biggest Denver douche???
by ArrowDread on Mar 25, 2009 12:01 PM CDT
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PrintChiefs fans everywhere have been loving the drama coming out of Denver. So much drama, its just like a mexican telenovela . I, for one, have been loving watching the self-destructive nature of the Donkeez as of late. This whole Jay Cutler situation got me thnking- is he now the biggest douche outta Denver?
Chiefs fans know that the Donkeez have had a long history of d-bags on their team. From d-bag coaches to d-bag players, even d-bag kickers. But who is the biggest douche ever? Here are my top 5 jackasses in Donkee history....
John Elway- horse-faced asshole. Complete sellout. Anyone who has driven through Denver has seen Elways ugly mug on billboards and ads. The dude will do anything for a dollar. How many teams have had a qb with a nearly identicle likeness to the teams mascot?
Jay Cutler- Another d-bag qb for the Donkeez with an undeserved sense of entitlement and an over-inflated sense of self-worth. Maybe he whines and cries so much becuase his blood-sugar is too low?
Shannon Sharpe- Another horse-faced asshole for the Donkeez. Complete jackass on and off the field.
Bill Romanowski- Juicer. Roid-rager. One of the dirtiest players of all time. Who spits on opposing players? A total d-bag is who...
Mike Shannahan- The rat-faced, nutria king himself. I always imagine him with a long rat tail coming out his back. This guy fake-bakes so much, hes porbably given himself skin canc er by now. His arrogance alone makes him one of the biggest jackasses in Donkee history.
The list of Denver d-bags could go on and on, but the I think these are the favorites. Who is your vote for biggest Donkee douche?
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Jay Cutler is a prime example of today's youth...
pouty and self-entitled. He’s spent his entire life being coddled by parents and coaches and now that someone doesn’t think he’s #1 he wants to take his ball and go home.
Still, Shannahan is the biggest Denver jackass.
Romanowski for me
Guy was (probably still is) a total & uttler classless dick.
My crystal ball says Jay Cutler cries himself to sleep every night.
Romo gets bonus points for playing for Denver and Oakland too.
by HIV 2 Elway on Mar 25, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Word.
Shannahan was a Belichik type coach to me, would do whatever to win (greasy uniforms, open mic to QB, spygate, etc.). I’m pissed that stuff happened against the Chiefs, but I would have been alright with the Chiefs doing it ;)
If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying!
My crystal ball says Jay Cutler cries himself to sleep every night.
Romos got to be the favorite
But watch Cutler. This guy is proving to be a bigger and bigger douche by the day!
He's a crybaby
Romanowski was a bad sport, played dirty, and used steriods.
My crystal ball says Jay Cutler cries himself to sleep every night.
True
Cutler may be a cry baby but we haven’t really had a hard-on hatred for the guy for years; Romo on the other hand earned his douche’iness factor over a career of being a disrespectful unprofessional, egotistical, mean and dirty player. There have been arguments on this site about getting Cutler as our QB. I doubt anyone would ever argue in favor of getting Romanowski as a player. And he played for both the Donkeys and the Haiders. Doesn’t get much worse than that.
by Eastcoastransplant on Mar 25, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Everyone who has worked for the Donk
organization is a douche. They are all so douchy/dorky/donkey, that the degree of douchiness doesn’t even matter that much. Even if you put vanilla frosting on a turd it is still a turd.
Frosted turds
That’s a good user name
by KansasCityShuffle on Mar 25, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually if you think about it
all Donks are kind of frosted turds. Especially Shannon “frosted turd” Sharpe.
So hard to decide, so many D Bags
Main reason I hated Elway, not because he beat the Chiefs, but because he bitched about being the #1 draft pick, and refused to play for the Colts, seriously? What a bitch, can’t respect that guy at all. The Colts lost that pick because of that shit and that put their franchise behind for years; what a selfish dickhead.
Shannahan, no man can be a man who fake bakes, end of story. (Unless you’re a cast member from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy)
Romanowski, roid rage muscle head dick. Totally that guy who shoved freshman into lockers in highschool, total that guy of the century award.
Sharpe, dumbass, ignorant and uneducated, but the guy competed honest and clean, and he was able to get into the heads of his opponents (picture Monday Night Meltdown). I have no problem with trash talkers as long as their team first guys, he was definitely a team first guy. And he gave one of his Superbowl rings to his brother because his career ended early and would never get to play for one, that was pretty cool. Still needs to learn how to speak the Kings English though.
Cutler: see Elway, can’t stand crybabies who lose their attitude. Totally the kind of kid that would break his old toys he doesn’t use anymore just so his parents couldn’t give them away to poor kids to play with.
by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on Mar 25, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions
In regards to Elway's bitching...
I’ve always felt that if I was MLB commisoner for a day the first thing I would do is give Elway a Pete Rose like lifetime ban. Elway used MLB as leverage to get out of playing for Indy. If I’m running baseball I’d take a firm stance that no one uses MLB like that.
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