Chiefs fans everywhere have been loving the drama coming out of Denver. So much drama, its just like a mexican telenovela . I, for one, have been loving watching the self-destructive nature of the Donkeez as of late. This whole Jay Cutler situation got me thnking- is he now the biggest douche outta Denver?
Chiefs fans know that the Donkeez have had a long history of d-bags on their team. From d-bag coaches to d-bag players, even d-bag kickers. But who is the biggest douche ever? Here are my top 5 jackasses in Donkee history....
John Elway- horse-faced asshole. Complete sellout. Anyone who has driven through Denver has seen Elways ugly mug on billboards and ads. The dude will do anything for a dollar. How many teams have had a qb with a nearly identicle likeness to the teams mascot?
Jay Cutler- Another d-bag qb for the Donkeez with an undeserved sense of entitlement and an over-inflated sense of self-worth. Maybe he whines and cries so much becuase his blood-sugar is too low?
Shannon Sharpe- Another horse-faced asshole for the Donkeez. Complete jackass on and off the field.
Bill Romanowski- Juicer. Roid-rager. One of the dirtiest players of all time. Who spits on opposing players? A total d-bag is who...
Mike Shannahan- The rat-faced, nutria king himself. I always imagine him with a long rat tail coming out his back. This guy fake-bakes so much, hes porbably given himself skin canc er by now. His arrogance alone makes him one of the biggest jackasses in Donkee history.
The list of Denver d-bags could go on and on, but the I think these are the favorites. Who is your vote for biggest Donkee douche?