Chiefs fans everywhere have been loving the drama coming out of Denver.  So much drama, its just like a mexican telenovela .  I, for one, have been loving watching the self-destructive nature of the Donkeez as of late.  This whole Jay Cutler situation got me thnking- is he now the biggest douche outta Denver? 

Chiefs fans know that the Donkeez have had a long history of d-bags on their team.  From d-bag coaches to d-bag players, even d-bag kickers.  But who is the biggest douche ever?  Here are my top 5 jackasses in Donkee history....

John Elway- horse-faced asshole.  Complete sellout.  Anyone who has driven through Denver has seen Elways ugly mug on billboards and ads.  The dude will do anything for a dollar.  How many teams have had a qb with a  nearly identicle likeness to the teams mascot?

Jay Cutler- Another d-bag qb for the Donkeez with an undeserved sense of entitlement and an over-inflated sense of self-worth.  Maybe he whines and cries so much becuase his blood-sugar is too low?

Shannon Sharpe- Another horse-faced asshole for the Donkeez.  Complete jackass on and off the field.

Bill Romanowski- Juicer.  Roid-rager.  One of the dirtiest players of all time.  Who spits on opposing players?  A total d-bag is who...

Mike Shannahan- The rat-faced, nutria king himself.  I always imagine him with a long rat tail coming out his back.  This guy fake-bakes so much, hes porbably given himself skin canc er by now.  His arrogance alone makes him one of the biggest jackasses in Donkee history.

The list of Denver d-bags could go on and on, but the I think these are the favorites.  Who is your vote for biggest Donkee douche?