Chiefs fans everywhere have been loving the drama coming out of Denver. So much drama, its just like a mexican telenovela . I, for one, have been loving watching the self-destructive nature of the Donkeez as of late. This whole Jay Cutler situation got me thnking- is he now the biggest douche outta Denver?
Chiefs fans know that the Donkeez have had a long history of d-bags on their team. From d-bag coaches to d-bag players, even d-bag kickers. But who is the biggest douche ever? Here are my top 5 jackasses in Donkee history....
John Elway- horse-faced asshole. Complete sellout. Anyone who has driven through Denver has seen Elways ugly mug on billboards and ads. The dude will do anything for a dollar. How many teams have had a qb with a nearly identicle likeness to the teams mascot?
Jay Cutler- Another d-bag qb for the Donkeez with an undeserved sense of entitlement and an over-inflated sense of self-worth. Maybe he whines and cries so much becuase his blood-sugar is too low?
Shannon Sharpe- Another horse-faced asshole for the Donkeez. Complete jackass on and off the field.
Bill Romanowski- Juicer. Roid-rager. One of the dirtiest players of all time. Who spits on opposing players? A total d-bag is who...
Mike Shannahan- The rat-faced, nutria king himself. I always imagine him with a long rat tail coming out his back. This guy fake-bakes so much, hes porbably given himself skin canc er by now. His arrogance alone makes him one of the biggest jackasses in Donkee history.
The list of Denver d-bags could go on and on, but the I think these are the favorites. Who is your vote for biggest Donkee douche?
Who is the biggest Donkee douchebag?
John Elway (9 votes)
Jay Cutler (8 votes)
Shannon Sharpe (15 votes)
Bill Romanowski (39 votes)
Mike Shannahan (6 votes)
77 total votes