Ladies and Gentlemen, Can I Have Your Attention?

by Ridiculous Matt on Mar 1, 2009 1:01 AM CST

I've just been handed an urgent, and horrifying news story. And I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.

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CANNONBALL!

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!

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So with that in mind, let's all remember this day as one of the better ones. Soon the days of Damon Huard and Rocky Boiman will be behind us completely. We nab two veterans while only having to give up a pick we would have undoubtedly used on a defensive linemen who would end up playing second string in another city in two years, and the Broncos are pissing off their Pro Bowl quarterback. It's like God brought a little joy into the snow that fell here today.

HAPPY "THIS YEAR WILL NOT SUCK AS MUCH AS THE LAST" DAY!

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One more for your collection

You think it's coincidence that I bleed red?

by Mully on Mar 1, 2009 1:10 AM CST reply actions

While a good clip

I am boycotting Jim Carey because his wife is an idiot.

Blame my wife!

by sir eccles on Mar 1, 2009 9:30 AM CST up reply actions

???

Whats wrong with his wife?

South Side D

by doriang03 on Mar 1, 2009 9:53 AM CST up reply actions

Anti Vaccine

She is a vocal supporter of the thoroughly debunked claim that vaccines cause autism. Unfortunately because she gets on day time TV and Oprah to peddle her anti-science nonsense, vaccination rates are now dropping to the point that herd immunity is threatened. This means the likelihood of an epidemic of for example measles is increasing.

Measles, Pertussis, Rubella, Mumps, Polio are diseases that used to kill and seriously injure thousands of children every year. They have been virtually wiped out but could now return thanks to people like her.

Blame my wife!

by sir eccles on Mar 1, 2009 10:03 AM CST up reply actions