HI I'M SCOTT PIOLI
by ScottPioli on Feb 16, 2009 9:59 AM CST
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PrintHey. In case you didn't know I am Scott Pioli and I am here to answer your questions. First, I know what's on everyone's mind so let me answer a few things outright:
Defensive coordinator -- I'll get to it when I damn feel like it. I'm up to my ears in X's, O's, and Herm's draftees, working 12 hours a day before doing some blow and working several more hours. Do you really think it's a matter of me sitting on my thumbs?
QB -- Tyler Thigpen is a god among men. When I first spoke to him, his manhands smothered my girly handshake. I was so overcome by his powers of intimidation that I'm trading Croyle and Quinn to Detroit for the rights to Matt Millen's mangina.
RB -- Larry Johnson has a sweet ride, dudes, and he's a helluva guy to party with. He could be our punter. He don't know when to COL' QUIT. Charles' last name is a first name. I like that.
WR -- People say this Crabtree is a good player, but I'm looking for football smart, lightning fast, strong handed, agile, self-starters with a sharing attitude. I'm afraid Crabtree lacks something in the 'agile' department. His peanut butter and jelly time at the combine was not exactly 'what the scouts were looking for'.
Defense -- Dick Butkus is the key. I'm looking at Butkus to man the trenches. We could really use Dick to send right up their alley, you know, and create pressure and what not. Then we just pop in some Czonka for good measure. ALRIGHT ALREADY. So I haven't done my evaluations yet.
Herm -- begged me for a position in ticket sales, but I just felt he was a cancer in the clubhouse. Had to go.
So that's it. Any questions? I'll answer them honestly. That's what I'm here for.
Some of you might not believe I'm really Pioli. Whateva. I'll break ya kneecaps
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Do you like riding people's coat tails?
and is this the first job where your mouth has been off the boob?
To be the man you got to beat the man!!!!
parcells manboobs are no laughing matter and still garner much respect from the entire parcells family. my mouth has never graced the glory that is a parcells manboob, but i shall dream.
DEFINITION OF THE PIOLI PROFILE: 'of, like, or pertaining to Bill Parcells in some form'
i did both of mickelson's in 99 though
DEFINITION OF THE PIOLI PROFILE: 'of, like, or pertaining to Bill Parcells in some form'
I think I am now 20% dumber for reading this post
I believe, had I took a/k/a Tony Sopranos name and used it as you did, I would watch over my shoulders and stay away from people with baseball bats.
We need a future defensive leader, his name is James Laurinaitis and he can be selected in round 1 of the upcoming Draft.
Ok already, if you don't agree with what I am saying, just don't email my mom again. She beat the crap out of me with my keyboard!
"But what do I know, I’m like an empty room with a large ECHO"
yes
all stereotypes about italians are true. underrated: we make people feel 20% dumber by being around us.
DEFINITION OF THE PIOLI PROFILE: 'of, like, or pertaining to Bill Parcells in some form'
Is it Friday already?
"and peep this ethiopian queen from philly taking classes abroad, she studying film and photo flash focus record"
I don't have religion. I have Baduizm.
at some point in my future
i will be able to provide an affirmative response to that question. until then, dumb question.
DEFINITION OF THE PIOLI PROFILE: 'of, like, or pertaining to Bill Parcells in some form'
yes
far longer than last year. what did they do to the calendar, it’s weird
DEFINITION OF THE PIOLI PROFILE: 'of, like, or pertaining to Bill Parcells in some form'
They must have finally kicked you off of the Delphi Forum?
I guess they got tired of your shtick on Delphi so you felt you had to bring it here?
what
is a delphi forum and how do i get kicked off of it
DEFINITION OF THE PIOLI PROFILE: 'of, like, or pertaining to Bill Parcells in some form'
You're the man!
Too much information; but your slowly Getting it right. Easy on the kneecaps and no piano wire. Your right on about LJ. Any barfly can tell you that.
Keep us posted.
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will do
thank you for your support. loose lips sink ships. squeaky wheel gets whacked.
DEFINITION OF THE PIOLI PROFILE: 'of, like, or pertaining to Bill Parcells in some form'
not up to snuff
but they are growing
DEFINITION OF THE PIOLI PROFILE: 'of, like, or pertaining to Bill Parcells in some form'
lol
+1 for use of millen’s mangina in a post
current Chiefs roster + 1 premiere LB FA + Crabtree + defensive draft = CONTENDAHS
"at least we don't need a punter"
how many points
for using millen’s mangina in a 3-4
DEFINITION OF THE PIOLI PROFILE: 'of, like, or pertaining to Bill Parcells in some form'
haha
this was funny… scott what do you think about everyone trying to draw parallels between you and parcells, i mean are you your own man or some second rate gm who popped from parcells’ rib? and will you put an end to the nonstop speculation around here, what are we gonna do with that number three pick in this upcoming draft??
by 'its_our_year_kid' on Feb 16, 2009 10:21 PM CST reply actions
i am no parcells
I am of Parcells, but I am not Parcells. All Scott Pioli is Bill Parcells. Not all Bill Parcells is Scott Pioli. Bill Parcells completely envelops me until 2010, when Tyler Thigpen throws Crabtree his 20th TD of the season to win the Super Bowl.
Does that answer your questions?
DEFINITION OF THE PIOLI PROFILE: 'of, like, or pertaining to Bill Parcells in some form'
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