Chiefs Haiku

by HIV 2 Elway on Feb 13, 2009 10:46 AM CST

Alright sportsfans, we've had tons of posts about who the Cheifs should or shoudn't draft. It's Friday and many of us are counting down the hours, or in my case ripping the spiders out from under my skin, until we punsh the shit out of our livers. Lets spice it up and see how creative you knobs can be with some KC haikus.

I'll kick it off...

Night can’t get any worse

Trendy KC bars are lame

LJ spits on you

End of an era

Hy-Vee, big baller in town

So long Chiefs and Chopper

Hi may I help you?

Short end and frys to stay, please

God bless Ollie Gates

Rey Rey or Curry

Linebacker or O-lineman

Just don’t draft Stafford

When will this day end?

Heavy sweating, shaky hands

I’d kill for a drink

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Pac 10 loyalty,
Polamalu hair deceive:
Rey-Rey is poo-poo.

Great job, Clark!!!

by chiefstatnut on Feb 13, 2009 11:03 AM CST reply actions

Now that I've skewered your sacred cow, an olive branch:

Save Dol-Fan mal-scrit,
Elway Hater damn funny.
¡Viva HIV!

Great job, Clark!!!

by chiefstatnut on Feb 13, 2009 11:42 AM CST up reply actions

Hit nail on the head,
I want more Pac10 ballers.
A plus trash talking

by HIV 2 Elway on Feb 13, 2009 12:25 PM CST up reply actions

So many questions.
Greatest offseason mystery.
Is Guppy alive?

I am on a quest to find the answer to one of life's great mysteries-
Is guppy alive?

by saskwatch on Feb 13, 2009 11:27 AM CST reply actions

Too soon?

Worse spitting no no?
Sick with AIDS on umpire
Or LJ in Bar?

If you go out and you’re looking for the girl to wink at you and she hasn’t winked at you before 12 she isn’t going to. You might as well go home.

by craig in calgary on Feb 13, 2009 11:42 AM CST reply actions

Its never too soon
For funny, distasteful jokes.
Nicely played, Canuck.

by HIV 2 Elway on Feb 13, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions

D Coach, who to hire?
Free agents, college draft dreams
Pioli’s moves to make

The future unsure
On the field startes not set
Who rises, who falls

A new look 09
Grasp manifest destiny
Excitement abounds

Denver no rat!
Oakland Raiders crypt keeper lives!
Chargers on the ropes

And the best of all
That no man can take away
We are not Detroit

by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on Feb 13, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions

Where is Pioli
Maybe he is a Ninja
Wax on wax off Scott

Loathe Carl Peterson
Chiefs are now source of pride to
All Kansas City

No more Gun to blame
Bring the axe down on Krumrie
Tell Larry to scram

Haley is good hire
Better than the tanned rat face
And Chuckie combined

D Line was awful
Glenn’s fat ass looks like chewed gum
Tank is shooting blanks

McBride is worthless
Babin’s tattoos are scary
Tamba Hali sucks

"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week."

by bigbe on Feb 13, 2009 5:24 PM CST reply actions

Tank, Turk, and Tamba
talented to a T
Their coaches never were
I like turtles

by KansasCityShuffle on Feb 13, 2009 7:49 PM CST up reply actions