AP is ruining my life!
by krayfish on Dec 9, 2009 2:52 PM CST
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Okay so AP is ruining me completely. I can no longer communicate with others. Well let me explain. My wife and I were enjoying a little intimate time together last night. When we were done my wife looked at me and said "That was great"! To which I said "+1"! OMG did I just say that I asked myself.
Well anyway I tried to explain why I said it, but it was too late. She got upset and started to get nasty with me. Well I felt her words were hurtful and offensive so I flagged her comments. Well, when that didn't work I banned her. But the problem was, I didn't know I wasn't a moderator in this marriage.
So she ended up banning me. I had to write a letter of apology and promise never to act like I had any authority in this marriage what so ever before she allowed me to return to the table.
I thought about that for awhile and I got angry myself. So I figured I would outsmart her. Well, I created a new profile and logged back into our marriage under a different name. But she recognized me and called me on it.
I have written to Joel and Matt about this and they have agreed to mediate our marriage counselling.
Well I gotta run family, I'm off to watch the game with my imaginary friend...."NURSE!! NURSE BRING ME MY PILLS"
{{ I love AP man!!}}
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I hope that’s not hurtful and offensive :)
"The way this works is you string together some good games, some good practices and you get momentum and you gain confidence," linebacker Mike Vrabel said. "It can be a real positive for your team. It builds on itself."
cpa I love you man!! Your a good dude and I think people overlook your sense of humor
because your so smart. Your really good with numbers and you write very deep posts…In fact I’ll be honest, I had to quit reading a couple of them and come back to them. That’s a compliment by the way.
Thanks
This post was hillarious! Keep it up Kray!
"The way this works is you string together some good games, some good practices and you get momentum and you gain confidence," linebacker Mike Vrabel said. "It can be a real positive for your team. It builds on itself."
Maybe your marriage would have been salvagable if you found the reply button?
She probably asks you questions and has to scroll to the bottom of the thread to find your answers.
I can see this being a communication problem.
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Dec 9, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
I'm just wondering
When you tried to participate in the marriage, did you get his warning?
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Dec 9, 2009 3:09 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
YOU got me banned?
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Dec 9, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
I forgot where I posted that comment
but I said I’m going to be flagging all your comments for the next 48 hours because you haven’t given me a shout out in over a month! (-:
No I missed that!
But I flag you for getting me banned from that awesome blog
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Dec 9, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
My GF’s uncle has a cabin there. We were going to go there for August Long weekend last year but plans fell through last minute.
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Dec 9, 2009 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
the wife and I are looking at a house there...I used to live in Kellogg Idaho
which is next to Coeur d’ Alene….It’s so gorgeous out there.
Her uncle won't shut up about the golfing in Coeur d' Alene
Apparently its beautiful out there.
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Dec 9, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
They have a FLOATING golf course. Part of it is anyway.
I don’t golf so I don’t know how to describe it. But it’s a hole out in the Coeur d’ Alene lake. You can see it from the highway. It’s cool.
Yep, there is an island green
I’m not sure, I guess they take a boat to it?
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Dec 9, 2009 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
And they move it, so the distance varies. They also have a driving range where you hit out into the water (floating balls) with this cool little boat that scoops them up.
It's a beautiful place
If you can work there, it’s a great town. It has an awesome lake and beach. There’s a great amusement park and water park (Silverwood) just south of Sandpoint where our family goes every year. We camp for a few days and walk to the park from there, it’s a fun time.
Did you print that off...
and stick it to your fridge igloo
The Original member of the Ndamukong Suh bandwagon
by averagegatsby on Dec 9, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of my igloo
Your mom wanted to know if she can have Christmas off, but she can’t because one of my other sled dogs has it off.
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Dec 9, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah...
she can’t get to greedy, she did get Boxing day off… Whatever the Fuck that is.
The Original member of the Ndamukong Suh bandwagon
by averagegatsby on Dec 9, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
Boxing day is essentially Canadian Black Friday.
(From what I’ve been told by dual citizen friends)
Its a great time to get 96% off a 42" LCD TV.
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Dec 9, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
I actually knew what Boxing day was...
and I was disappointed that it wasn’t some nation wide event where youths beat the hell out of each other.
The Original member of the Ndamukong Suh bandwagon
by averagegatsby on Dec 9, 2009 4:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You too?
When Chuck Norris dives into water he doesn't get wet, The water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity....... Twice.
When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said," Say Please."
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Hey Steelers fans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOphGZZrE44&feature=related
by Zachary Beard on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
yah but if it's like the states...
then they only have one at that price and they raffle it before they even open.
You wouldn't be the firs Kray
I nearly lost a testicle when my wife tripped a few weeks ago and I shouted “EPIC FAIL!”
Knowing exactly where that came from she said “Fuck you Buck’O the blogger, that won’t flush in my house.”
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
Hey I got a quick true story for you guys..
Matt Grbac and I had this running joke with each other about kool aid and whatever. Point is; I posted a blog on here I think it was titled “If anyone see’s Matt Grbac tell him his friends are looking for him”. It was my usual dimwit humor and a complete joke post. It was goofy kind of like this one…well anyway..I swear in less than 30 minutes somebody pulled it off the site completely.
I didn’t get a warning because I didn’t say anything rude and Chris and Joel know Matt and I are friends but I thought that was funny as hell. What’s funnier is no one would ever admit to pulling it. You can’t do that to a crazy person. I though I was going nuts. Again.
I feel your pain Kray
The other day I went to do my weekly “Kool Aid” posts and couldn’t find a couple post-it notes that I had written down some stats for the post on. I asked my wife about them and she said she threw them out. So I grumbled under my breath (I’m not brave enough to say it to her face) about how I’d have to look them up again. Then she asked me what they were for. So I say “a piece I’m doing for the Chiefs Blog I’m always on” to which she replies “Do you really need 100 sticky notes worth of stats to prove that they suck again this year?” It was like a dagger to the heart. What do you say to that?
Feeling "The Love" and "Drinking the Kool AId"
by KCporkchop on Dec 9, 2009 3:42 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Seriosly Porkchop..you can't say anything back to that..
In fact you gotta get some rec’s for that comment so people can read that…that is truly hilarious…my wife is reading your comment right now and she is laughing..I think she likes your wife now…I’ll never hear the end of this now…my wife is gonna run with that one the rest of the season!
You just say those two magic little words that make every marriage work ---
Yes, dear.
-"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." - H.L. Mencken
In order to ruin one
you have to have a life.
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Chiefs will be lucky to go 4-12 in 2010
by KansasCityShuffle on Dec 9, 2009 3:48 PM CST reply actions
Rec Kray
Laughed my Ass of at work :)
Have you worked us into any of your standup yet?
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09. Almost there :)
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Skins & Raiders! Pittsburgh Sweet!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
I have not even done a gig in quite some time..but
I am going to have an AP shirt made up and wear it to the next local comedian competition. I will have it video taped and if Chris or Joel can help me figure out how to upload it somehow, I will do just that so anyone that wants to make fun of me can.
I took a little time off recently cause of my surgery and today I had my tooth pulled.
That should about fix me up for awhile so I will be back on stage soon enough.
oh and steve....for anyone that lives near Tampa Florida or is on vacation
I will fanshot the dates and times and have free tickets for anyone wishing to come attend.
Well I think you have a ton of material :)
Get well and Break a leg!
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09. Almost there :)
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Skins & Raiders! Pittsburgh Sweet!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
Have you heard of youtube?
I hear they may have free video posting.
The Original member of the Ndamukong Suh bandwagon
by averagegatsby on Dec 9, 2009 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Im not affraid to pay a pretty penny Trebek
The Original member of the Ndamukong Suh bandwagon
by averagegatsby on Dec 9, 2009 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
No I just mean that I'm not computer Savvy and I don't know how to post videos to my blogs on AP.
But after my next show I’ll write an email to Joel and get instructions so I can print the email and follow orders.
Ive never done it...
But I think once you add a video to youtube it gives you the embed code
The Original member of the Ndamukong Suh bandwagon
by averagegatsby on Dec 10, 2009 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not married.......
but I don’t know how the hell I would be able to sustain a marriage as much as I look at this site……….funny stuff Kray!
Congrats on being married...
Whats his name?
The Original member of the Ndamukong Suh bandwagon
by averagegatsby on Dec 9, 2009 4:49 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Awesome post kray!
That’s some pretty funny shit right there. Rec’d
omg krayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I haven’t laughed this much all year …
thank you!
BOTh of you!!!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
Great Post Kray
Oh and I have just been spending more time with my wife and daughter. I have a new iPhone now with internet…so I just look at AP at work and then I dont get on the computer when I get home….
I love this site but it does consume a lot of my family time at home.
Do you have facebook kray? I am starting to spend a lot of time on there.
"Its going to be a challenge, its going to feel like forever, and there will be difficulties. But we will emerge on the other side of it stronger than we were when we entered." ~ Sudden
Yah...I was wondering where you've been man we missed you.
Yah I’m on facebook. It’s Chris Ratley. (my name obviously) But I am on facebook drop me a line. Tomahawk is trying to get me to come to the cleveland game and I am going to try like hell. Money’s a little tight so we’ll see. but when I do get to Arrowhead for the first time, you should come to and we’ll have an AP tailgate party!
hey matt
i have face book
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
Anybody seen me on FacePalm?
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09. Almost there :)
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Skins & Raiders! Pittsburgh Sweet!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
Attention Whore...
but oh so funny!
"Gonna gallop all over the Chiefs. Cleat prints on the chests. Mud in the face masks." - 2.7* *Yes I know it was changed to 2.9 but f*ck the statisticians.
Excellent mix of funny and cry-for-help, Kray
Keep ’em coming.
My wife and I were watching one of the prime time games while I was checking the Open Thread a few weeks ago. She asked some goofy question, which I then posted on this site. It set off a series of posts and reposts which I read to her. As the comments continued rather than being pleased to participate in the community, she seemed shocked that a pointless question would result in one answer, much less a series of threads and pictures (yes, I believe Craig and sexassassin were on that night). So she’s certain that I’m spending time on line with some (other) total head cases. I love AP!
-"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." - H.L. Mencken
Funny Kray
Just keep giving her small sips of da Kool-aid, and she’ll be coming around to our way of thinking…:-)
I loved that, thanks Kray!
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
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