MNF Ravens @ Packers Open Thread
Who? Ravens @ Packers
Where? The Historic Lambeau Field
Tonight the Green Bay Packers will host the the 6-5 Baltimore Ravens who are in a must win situation. The Ravens defense will need to get all the pressure on Aaron Rodgers they can in this game which shouldnt be too hard seeing that the Packers could arguably have a worse offensive line then our Kansas City Chiefs. I know its a little early but hurry and get in your pregame predictions!
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Can we all just get along?
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 6:38 PM CST reply actions
WTF do you mean "down with that"?
You starting shit with me?
geez
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
Who you callin fun?
That’s it!
You
Me
Bikeracks
3:00
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 6:49 PM CST up reply actions
Fine
bring your milk money
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
No big accomplishment
I’m incontinent
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK THIS PLACE!!!
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
which gives me the opportunity
to remind everyone that I imported it from Royals Review… Your welcome Arrowhead Pride

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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
Your moustache is epic
Lose the hat imo
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
I would kindly suggest ol' chap...
To go FUCK YOURSELF!!!
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 6:54 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
AG is awesome. His posts are full of insight and humour
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
I so want to say bad things without using the sarcasm font
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
Bring it "other Craig"
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
if it were possible to change my name...
I would most certainly change it to “other Craig”
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 6:59 PM CST up reply actions
Coincidence
I emailed SBNation to change my name to aboveaveragegatsby
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 7:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You girls wanna get a room?
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:01 PM CST up reply actions
I was once in the same room as gatsby
I was the customer and he was serving me a Whopper Jr at Burger King
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 7:03 PM CST up reply actions
Dud I work in a video store...
Im much more like this guy

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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
To a frequent picture user
We’re going to put a cap on the size of pictures on AP. I think this is about a good max size.
I’ve seen some pictures that are huge and that could create a problem for people at work (if it’s like a picture of Tebow’s girlfriend) and the page takes longer to load.
Them some tig bitties,
would take longer to load!:)
Good move by the Chiefs org, glad to see LJ gone.
sooo...
It will be an automatic cap… Or an enforced cap that we will have to keep to?
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
I know this is a BIT late....
But are .GIF’s ok?
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
Im just gonna have to brush up on how...
to control image size in the picture code
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:55 PM CST up reply actions
Hitting Bones with teh troll repelant
was worth the warning ;)
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
LOL that was epic
I remember seeing it then looking for it later
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I dont know what this means
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
Bones was
prattling on about how LJ got the shaft..yada yada. So I posted a huge pic of a can of troll repelant. I got a warning…not for content…just joel explaining he had to pull the pic for being too big
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
Who is Bones?
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
Bonesjackson
He has a post near the bottom of fanposts on front page about Charles comments
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All I could think about was this guy

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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:38 PM CST up reply actions
i bet you do
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
LJ Fanboy
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
Flagged
Illegal use of the brain
15 word penalty
We’ll mark that off from teh spot of the foul.
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:03 PM CST up reply actions
or Other Kreig
just to confuse ppl
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:00 PM CST up reply actions
I once had an irrational love of Dave Kreig
Woe is me.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
When Krieg was with the Bears
I was at a fantasy draft and my buddy Furken (drunk off his ass) threw down his pen when his pick came up in round 2. Said “I gotta go with my gut. Give me Dave Krieg”
Ever since he’s been known as Furken’s Gut
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:13 PM CST up reply actions
Aside from pimping my quaint HOF nomination. I think I would much rather be a fan of a year ending “award banquet” of sorts.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
Well I have to admit
I do find myself attractive.
For a guy :/
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 6:57 PM CST up reply actions
I thought I recognized you.
You are none other than the famed Karl-Heinz Hille from team Germany in the World Beard and Moustache Championships
Excellent work on the Partial beard imperial.
I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.
GB will score.
but you know they’ll give up sacks. Couple TOs and you’re golden
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
FINALLY in the running at my office pool
Last season I won FOUR times (usually 8-10 that play).
Tonight, I need BAL to win and the total score to be less than 47 points.
Hey JT
I heard a rumor.
Can you confirm that Chris doesn’t come into the open threads because
My Fantasy Team THROTTLED his and he doen’t want to hear about it?
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah yeah
Maybe it’s because I’m still on the bus heading home at 7 PM! This sucks.
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by Chris Thorman on Dec 7, 2009 6:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So you're able to sit down ok?
;D
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah he is
And he brags ON AND ON about this iPhone being able to do everything.
I prefer the Sprint Palm Pre though.
I have to confirm his iphone statements...
/recent idouche convert
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I like my Pre
thinking of switching over to a Hero tho
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
Ive been eyeballing the Motorola Cliq
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
I'm thinking of switching to Verizon...
and getting the Andriod.
(Unless LG has a badass phone come out in the next year)
You have a pre?
Sorry, I didn’t know you were a girl
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
Because only girls like to have multiple applications open at once.
Multiple apps at once
Pre – 1
iPhone – 0
Guys can't multitask anyways
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
Quit hitting on me
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
Oh
and GB 35 BAL 24
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmmm
Why would Joel care about points in a football game…
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by Chris Thorman on Dec 7, 2009 6:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Did anyone else notice
that girl reachin for drivers junk
That was AG
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
Why do I subject myself to this
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
Satch...
Got a Red Coater question. Don’t you think your Mom was pretty freakin’ cold at those December home games? Man. My seat was nice and warm (actually I was under an air vent) but it was freezing out there.
She's a tough old bird
The thing that always got me was the game in Lamar’s suite. He’d never close the glass in front. No matter how cold….I was always like WTF man!
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
Clark is a bit of a pansy lol
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
Coldest I ever remember being
The playoff game against Pitt when Montana brought us back to win in OT. I honestly thought my feet were frostbit
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:09 PM CST up reply actions
Hey not ot change the subject, but I am gonna!
Did anyone see the Henderson injury last night, oh crap that had to hurt!
Good move by the Chiefs org, glad to see LJ gone.
For those who didn't see it
Here is the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ_RR9WjUlI
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 7:10 PM CST up reply actions
God that one hurt too!
Good move by the Chiefs org, glad to see LJ gone.
Man, the way hsi leg rolled around while in the air,
they would of had to change my underwear right there on the field!
Good move by the Chiefs org, glad to see LJ gone.
What the underwear thing?:)
Good move by the Chiefs org, glad to see LJ gone.
I guess ND talked to Harbaugh and Kelly today...
I was murdered on Rakes of Mallow for suggesting Harbaugh
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I heard a lot of local sports talk radio suggesting Harbaugh for KU
And I was thinking…is KU that much bigger than Stanford, if at all? It’s not even a better shot at a BCS Bowl….USC finished 6th in the Pac10.
There's some family connection to KU
Wife is from the area or something
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
Wife went to KU...
and I guess Perkins is real good friends with Harbaugh or the Harbaugh family or something like that… And I guess Perkins has connections with half the universities in the country because he has worked at so many places with so many people.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
I heard he also
get’s half price on all “Awesome Omlettes” and “Griddle Greats”
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
Sidenote...
I feel like making a road trip to Lawrence purely for some Jeffersons and Free State.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yellow Sub for the road
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
lol
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
go pack go
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
nice body
but scary looking face
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
That is what is known as a butterface!:)
Good move by the Chiefs org, glad to see LJ gone.
and the stomach cottage cheese...
and all the Packers shit.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
and the stomach cottage cheese...
and all the Packers shit.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
thanks
for the knlownge
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
To those who think the Chiefs didn't show improvement this week
We had zero plays on C’mon Man
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:19 PM CST reply actions
I tried to Justify the Chargers came with some tough breaks and a little bad luck...
But its hard to rationalize that 2 weeks in a row. With all the drops we had this week, GAH!!!!
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
I was expecting the dropped bomb to Wade to be on there
Especially because they seemed to be doing a series on drops
Wade's looked better compared to the 2 pathetic drops they showed
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
If they had a
“You have got to be shitting me” segment. He’d have been in there.
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
Correct about Jacked Up
Doesn’t matter how the fake punt didn’t get on there.
Last Week C’mon Man’s = 2
This week = 0
That’s improvement. Stats don’t lie.
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
FOOTBALL SABERMETRICS FOR THE WIN!!!
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:22 PM CST up reply actions
Suppose to get a huge winter storm for the next couple of days.
Maybe more than a foot of snow.
Hali, Johnson, Vrable, Mays, Williams, Studebaker, Belcher
-Come Get Some-
I'm north of KC
KC is suppose to get more of a wintery mix…..3-6 inches of snow.
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I can't wait for the day
Ditka decides to choke out Keyshawn
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:29 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
So who do you guys have winning?
I honestly don’t know much about either of these teams, other than Favre is the QB of the Packers.
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Baltimore player to watch
Cal Ripken
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
Position?
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Prone
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
? nooby, but what is that?
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Damn
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09. Almost there :)
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Skins & Raiders! Pittsburgh Sweet!
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Fuck you guys, I'm going to Wikipedia
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Try the Urban Dictionary :)
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And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Skins & Raiders! Pittsburgh Sweet!
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..........Im feeling like an asshat............
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Don't piss on the wall:)
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Where is DT anyway?
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or the electric fence
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
Here ya go
Main Entry: prone
Pronunciation: \ˈprōn\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin pronus bent forward, tending; akin to Latin pro forward — more at for
Date: 14th century
1 : having a tendency or inclination : being likely
2 a : having the front or ventral surface downward b : lying flat or prostrate
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
Ravens better win...
I just made a bet with my wife. lol
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Serious question
Does Gruden’s mom cut his hair?
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:32 PM CST reply actions

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
I love Pete Rose
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
Wanna Bet?
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lol
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 7:37 PM CST up reply actions
Man, cant believe we picked Medlock over Crosby. I love DAS BOOT but comeon.....
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Medlock was THE best kicker in college football last year...
I can’t believe that guy has been such pond scum at the pro level… He never missed a kick at UCLA
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
Oh I know
Hindsight is 20/20
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was just reading about Medlock...
He may have gotten back his mojo, he connected on 7 Field Goals in an amateur football league (also called canadian football).
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 8:00 PM CST up reply actions
Isnt that the league where there is only 50 yards and its played indoors?
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Probably...
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
You guys go f*ck yourselves
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
Good thing Atari Bigby's parents
didn’t own a Colecovision
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 8:00 PM CST reply actions
Ball looks like it was coming out right as his knee hit the ground...
Will be close.
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Clay Mathews was great
in Remember the Titans
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 8:17 PM CST reply actions
This game has been kinda of rancid...
how in the fuck do you throw into quintuple coverage on a flee flicker
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Ok I'm here
What’d I miss?
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averagegatsby admitted he made out with his roomate Lance in college
So basically nothing out of the usual
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Oh...good
I don’t like being out of the loop.
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by Patrick Allen on Dec 7, 2009 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
I hope all the bad things in life...
happen to you and only you
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Suh is a heisman finalist?
Thats gotta be a first for a DT
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 8:37 PM CST reply actions
Warren Sapp was
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
His picture at heiman.com
has him carrying a ball like a giant FB
Consistency is only a value if you are not a screw up.
or heisman.com.
heiman.com might take you somewhere else.
Consistency is only a value if you are not a screw up.
Sue has a better chance of breaking gatsby's heiman than winning the heisman
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Can't. Stand. Gruden.
You don’t need to put an emphasis on each and every syllable.
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Aaron. Rodgers. On. Third. Down. All. Season. Long. Has. Been. On. Fire.
I guess that was Jaws, but my point stands
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
Tell it to Captain Kirk
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Unfunny GIF's. Bogging down browser. Can't go on.
/Shatner’ed
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Wow
I can’t believe this Raven’s offense put up 500 yards against us.
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 8:56 PM CST reply actions
You have seen us play right?
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Touché
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh. What a day.
How goes it everyone? I see the Pack are winning. Are the Ravens playing that craptastic, or is Rodgers on fire?
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Ugly game
turnover fest
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Rodgers is pretty freakin' good
I’m impressed with him. Ravens haven’t been sharp.
On a related note, we are rooting for the Ravens to win (and the total points to be 47 or less).
"We" are? And why for?
Enlighten me. =)
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Joel is a degenerate gambler
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
Gambler? I don't believe it.
Degenerate…well…that’s a different story.
"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris
Ive decided to play guitar instead of watch this crappy football game...
Any request?
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I will track down and kill...
anyone who asks for free bird
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
No Free Bird
just play some Skynard
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
I was actually playing Simple man...
because its the Simplest Skynard song
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
Signe - Eric Clapton
Unplugged Album…GO!
"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris
Wow. This was a bad week to start Ray Rice, apparently.
"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris
seems to be that way
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
Also, B.J. Raji is holding two o-linemen damn well.
I’m incredibly jealous. Looks like the real deal in there.
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Spent some time in the backfield too
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
And both Matthews and Jones getting a ton of playing time...is Kampmann hurt?
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IR
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
From CBS
The Packers placed outside linebacker Aaron Kampman on injured reserve and signed Cyril Obiozor from the practice squad. Obiozor was active Monday night of Week 13 against Baltimore.
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
Completely missed when that happened. If they get Jones into rotation seriously, they might let him hit FA.
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Grant not exactly setting the world on fire either
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
I hate that league...
166 points last week, 68 this week… 71 points on the bench.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
You're just trying to give me the #1 seed in the playoffs. =)
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Im never setting Brees again...
Between Brees and Addai I had 42 points on the bench. Its almost a curse having so many good players. I have one league where I have zero depth so I dont ever have to change the starting lineup
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
I've got a bunch of nobodies who are eeking out wins.
I’m in trouble for the playoffs. Just wish the draft wasn’t on the same night as a Chiefs preseason game I got to go to. Heh.
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Its a real kick in the craw
when you could have won every week if not for over managing.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
All that really matters here
Is that I demolished Chris…booting him from the playoff chase and ensuring a full year of ridicule at his expense.
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
Now THAT'S holding the ball too long.
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Jaws all over it
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
How about 21-17?
Ray Rice with three scores.
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YEAH!
I also need him to get 70 more yards
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
In addition to the 3 TD's?
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yep down by 25
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
Ravens can't get a PI call, but they're the most penalized in the opposite direction.
"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris
So it looks like everyone is here with their happy faces on
all the hate rants done and ready to mover forward? Good lads!
-"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." - H.L. Mencken
SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!!!!
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, I think the sarcasm font works best when loaded with vulgarity
it’s always nice to be here! AP Rocks!
-"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." - H.L. Mencken
It makes for a nice contrast
Of course you can always say things like
Well at least Herm played to win the game
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure a post has been done about that already
but I was thinking of a pro-Haley post where I put him up as the first “play to win the game” instead of “play not to lose the game, or at least not so I can be blamed” coach since Stram left.
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Yep
Ready for next week. Cherish these Monday mornings…sometimes (see: all the time) they’re miserable and predictably negative but we’ve only got four more Monday mornings left until the offseason!
by Joel Thorman on Dec 7, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Perish the thought
I always go thru serious withdrawal when the Chiefs season ends and then big time DTs once the SuperBowl is done. I’d rather have losses every week than no football. It’s tough!
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The hate rants won't be done until we're 16-0.
And that’s with only giving up 10 yards of offense, putting in 600 yard ourselves, with Tamba breaking DT’s sack record every game.
Oh…and Succop booting 70+ yard field goals. =)
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Unless it goes the distance. =)
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God it pisses me off so much
when I forget how to play a song
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PRS custom 22
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, nice! Are you in a band?
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Nah...
I actually kinda lucked into it. My house got broke into, and I pretty much got cleaned out… I was given like $1500 for my CD’s so with that money and the money from my old shitty Fender I was able to get the PRS. Nothing special, just has the dot inlay. Pretty as hell though
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Oh by no means am I...
I will fully admit its way more of a guitar than I can play though.
Oh its also the a 20th anniversary model.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
My theory too - buy a guitar too good for my talent
I have a low end Les Paul. Love it though.
-"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." - H.L. Mencken
I can't decide...
If my next guitar if Im just going to buy an Explorer… Or buy an old beat up Tele, and gut it.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah...
I really want one that looks real Haggard, and then gut it put crazy pick ups in it, Frankenstein the hell out of it.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah...
But I also really want a Gibson Explorer too.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah...
I saw Coheed and Cambria a bunch of years ago… Ive been hooked since.

I dream to be that BAD ASS!!!
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Rivers Cuomo used to play one, too.
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YEAH!!!
I have a Gibson lightning bolt strap because of him.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
Big Rivers fan - I love his riffs
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YES!!!
Im not a fan of Death Metal, but I listen to those albums all the time
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
Murderface cracks my shit up...
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
I will say though...
I hate that fucking Coke Clown.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
Like The Edge plays...
For U2!!!!
on Beautiful Day, In A Little While, and other!!!
I know how much you love U2!
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I didn't know he played one...
Until about a month ago… It was a really funny story. Oh well, I imagine most people that I hate have a t least one redeemable quality… Even those Douches from up North
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
Oh...actually...
He auctioned off his original one…for $130,000 to help replace the instruments that musicians lost after Katrina…
Man, he sucks!!!!! :)
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You cropped Yoko out of that pic didn't you
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Actually no...
I had to make it half a pic because the awesomeness encapsulated in the pic was slowing down load time…
Too much awesome for an open thread.
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Note to self
reduce my sig line to 1/2 the normal awesome
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Ahhh yea...
I was meaning to talk to you about that.
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How often do you go to the low string?
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depends on the situation
never in blues or jazz, but I’ll drop it a little more during the peak in a big rock guitar solo or something
Now I thought it would have been the other way around
More for jazz and less for rock
-"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." - H.L. Mencken
jazz fusion, maybe
and anyhting resembling funk, but if I’m doing straight blues, or jazz standards, never.
They're going to call THAT!
Wow…that was WAY lighter than the previous no-call!
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Wow, that was quick
I wonder what Harbaugh said at half time. Or did he slip them some “study aids”?
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That PI call was huge
Remember the Ravens had like a 40+ yard gain earlier with a PI call.
by Joel Thorman on Dec 7, 2009 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know
He’s still lookin’ pretty good to me.
by Joel Thorman on Dec 7, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Can you imagine if we had the receiver talent to put Bowe in the slot like Jennings?
Wicked.
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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 7, 2009 10:09 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
You wouldn't be able to kick the smile off of me if we got Golden Tate
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Gruden: "I don't know what the call was there"
/facepalm
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Gruden must be a politician
he’s clueless enough
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Or he must be
An unemployed head coach who doesn’t want to make any potential employers upset with him.
by Joel Thorman on Dec 7, 2009 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Good point
But I thought his ESPN contract had pretty much taken him off the market.
-"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." - H.L. Mencken
That's the word
But I don’t think anyone’s truly off the market.
by Joel Thorman on Dec 7, 2009 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
I would imagine there is a clause
that would allow him to jump ship if someone came calling.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Whatever it is
I don’t think Gruden would sign anything that definitely kept him off the market.
by Joel Thorman on Dec 7, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Its conceivable that it pays
half way to 7 figures or more. So it really may be worth putting in 8 hour days to not be a head coach. He’s got a ring, let him pull a Vermeil in 10 years.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
I suspect that may be his role model
That ring and his age make him marketable any time. And gives people time to forget he really wasn’t that good.
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Yeah...
Well… He had a pretty good team in Oakland, and then won with Dungy’s guys. So I wouldn’t say he is terrible by any means. Im not sure Tampa was really a good place, the Glazers though very successful are kinda idiots.
Aside from Gruden never being happy with his QB’s I really dont have a problem with him.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think he's a team builder
I think he’s decent enough in the X’s and O’s. You have to wonder what he went through in Oakland – and I will give him credit for being the last coach to have a competitive team there, but he took Tampa downhill fast.
But he’s about the last guy I would hire to rebuild a team.
-"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." - H.L. Mencken
I think the Glazers approach sports...
too much as a business to make money and not win games. From what Ive read Man U fans are absolutely livid on how Manchester United has been ran under his watch.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
I dont know much about the specifics...
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
They're upset because he took the cash for Cristiano Ronaldo.
They’ve still won them a s*&%load of titles there, and they’re competitive again this year.
As an Arsenal fan, I still hate ’em, though.
"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris
how many titles since the Glazers took over?
I thought it was just one… I dont really know though
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
Last couple years alone:
Won the Premier League twice, the League Cup, the Champions League (that’s a huge one, for those who don’t know), the community shield, and the FIFA club world cup.
They’ve done well. =)
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Ahhh...
I was thinking they had just won the Champions league and that was it…. Must admit Im a newbie in European soccer.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
Your line is still intact!
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Just goes to show that FGs are NEVER gimmes
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Signed Scott Norwood
…better?
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
I liked Lin better
Don’t mind Joel he has office pool PMS
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To clarify, I like Lin better as a humorous answer
I still wake up in cold sweats after nightmares where he’s still our kicker.
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I was thoroughly confused at that remark for a second...
I will be torn if Jim Harbaugh gets the ND gig.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Ah good 'ol Harbaugh
Stanford Prez or AD says he’s not a candidate for ND.
by Joel Thorman on Dec 7, 2009 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
I'd rather see Stanford have a program than ND.
Nothing beats watching ND lose. Except maybe the Broncos lose or watching the Raiders draft.
Consistency is only a value if you are not a screw up.
you are dead to me
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Raiders draft - nice!
Anyone else think Murphy might start asking for a raise to get into DHB territory during the offseason. I’m going to strongly suggest he do so, at least.
-"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." - H.L. Mencken
Murphy may turn out to be pretty good...
God if the Raiders get any sort of competent coach and front office they could be very dangerous. I wonder how long the DHB experiment lasts.
And if you think about it, he is very comparable to Sydney Rice. Minnesota took him way too high and he struggled mightily for his first few years, Rice gets a good QB and all of a sudden he is really good.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder if ND's checkbook says otherwise.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Rice is really having a great night, huh?
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A lot of PI calls tonight.
and it is snowing here….I hope we get 3 feet of snow. haha
Hali, Johnson, Vrable, Mays, Williams, Studebaker, Belcher
-Come Get Some-
Wow....the OPI call was nonsense...
Mason should have been aware enough to know that the guy would have fell even if untouched.
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Hey Joel
Have you considered just going postal and taking the $?
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 10:30 PM CST reply actions
It's been considered
Correction: It is being considered.
by Joel Thorman on Dec 7, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
There is more laundry in tonights game than on my bedroom floor
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 10:33 PM CST reply actions
Not mine.
And I wish that were an innuendo.
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That was the worst throw in the history of Football
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 10:37 PM CST reply actions
Mike Tirico agrees...
“That is awful”
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
"That is awful"
“What are you doin’, go down…”
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Words of wisdom from Tirico...
…is he remembering he is on National TV?
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He was talking to Gruden
they’ve been dating for a while now
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
Wow - he had visions of Rhothlehsbhurgerh
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not enough "e's" and "g's"
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
Gives me a chance to link to this Onion piece
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/pittsburgh_school_district_leads
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Those never get old...
My favorite all time is the article they did about Tom Emansky being hired by the Royals to learn fielding fundamentals.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
My fav
Jeter shows up Arods grandslam with a 5 run homerun.
Close second:
Special olympics tee-ball tee pitches perfect game
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
That was a good one. I also like the one about the Royals complaining
that they could find themselves in the standing earlier this season. They had checked the bottom team, went up one and they still weren’t there.
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well no...
I think its spelled Reoooeedethlggeessgegselsbueeeger
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
Kind of like the Koernisggerggggggggggggreg on Top Gear
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So its pretty much inevitable now
Vikings vs Packers in the 2nd round of the playoffs.
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 10:40 PM CST reply actions
Wow
Flacco’s had a bad couple of minutes.
He has more interceptions than hairs between his eyebrows
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 10:42 PM CST reply actions
doesn't he kinda look like Burt
of Burt and Ernie?
* "I doubt anyone will miss Connor Barth except UCrawford"
* the LB corps may become the biggest strength of the Chiefs in 2009
* The OL is NOT as bad as you think it is... give it time, and you'll see improvement this season
* Stats are for losers
last one

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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Not allowed :(
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Um what?
I can’t do a Joe Flacco Bert photoshop?
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
I thought pics were no-no's
Plus its late and I’m pretty lazy
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
Just big pictures
of Mike Cox
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
and less gifs
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
Im working on the Flacco and Earnie pic
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, pics are allowed for sure
We were just trying to curb the really big ones that make the page loading take a little longer…
by Joel Thorman on Dec 7, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
Oh is that why the Alabama girl was taken off?
The pic was too big?
She seemed nice.
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
Mike Cox approves of her
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
So does Mike Weir
That made no sense…still an unfortunate name.
My grade 4 teachers name was Pat decock. You can’t make that shit up
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
Had a shop teacher in HS
Richard Dix
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a girl in my HS
Janelle Stoker
we called her
Genital Stroker
still makes me laugh
* "I doubt anyone will miss Connor Barth except UCrawford"
* the LB corps may become the biggest strength of the Chiefs in 2009
* The OL is NOT as bad as you think it is... give it time, and you'll see improvement this season
* Stats are for losers
Awesome
We had a very hot chick in my graduating class: Candy Harden
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Kinda like AP member chiefstd
I know its says “Chiefs TD” but all I see is “std”
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, thats how I read that, too!
* "I doubt anyone will miss Connor Barth except UCrawford"
* the LB corps may become the biggest strength of the Chiefs in 2009
* The OL is NOT as bad as you think it is... give it time, and you'll see improvement this season
* Stats are for losers
someone has to find a way to work the following phrase into a post
“mike cox stays erect”
or something like that
* "I doubt anyone will miss Connor Barth except UCrawford"
* the LB corps may become the biggest strength of the Chiefs in 2009
* The OL is NOT as bad as you think it is... give it time, and you'll see improvement this season
* Stats are for losers
The possibilities are endless
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
delivers a pounding
* "I doubt anyone will miss Connor Barth except UCrawford"
* the LB corps may become the biggest strength of the Chiefs in 2009
* The OL is NOT as bad as you think it is... give it time, and you'll see improvement this season
* Stats are for losers
If he was a Jet
Mike Cox blocked a dirty sanchez.
I could have done better with that, but I’m tired.
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
On his Training Camp weight loss
“Mike Cox is shrinking”
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
not to stir stuff up..
but look at Flacco getting picked on 2 straight passes…
I wonder if the Baltimore SB site will be blowing up with complaints about how he’s not an NFL starting QB…
:)
* "I doubt anyone will miss Connor Barth except UCrawford"
* the LB corps may become the biggest strength of the Chiefs in 2009
* The OL is NOT as bad as you think it is... give it time, and you'll see improvement this season
* Stats are for losers
Speaking of irrational blowups
Checkout Daily Norseman (Vikings)
1/2 the fans are already given up…I couldn’t believe it. They have the 2nd seed in the NFC already solidified and they are more down on the Vikes then we are on the Chiefs. Brett has played MVP-like the first 11 games, threw 2 picks when they were down by 3 scores and they all said “here we go again”
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
funny
it’s all about perspective, huh?
* "I doubt anyone will miss Connor Barth except UCrawford"
* the LB corps may become the biggest strength of the Chiefs in 2009
* The OL is NOT as bad as you think it is... give it time, and you'll see improvement this season
* Stats are for losers
that would suck
to be the SECOND seed
that’s like the first loser
(where’s my sarcasm font)
* "I doubt anyone will miss Connor Barth except UCrawford"
* the LB corps may become the biggest strength of the Chiefs in 2009
* The OL is NOT as bad as you think it is... give it time, and you'll see improvement this season
* Stats are for losers
Plus
They lost to a very good Cardinals team at home.
Defense played like crap and Adrian was held to 19 yards.
How often will that happen again?
They will finish with 13 or 14 wins, and a first round bye and there are people jumping off the bandwagon
Unbelievable
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
I dunno...
But Im sure the Chargers fans are over there telling them how bad they are.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
A one yard pass down by 2 scores and 1 TO
Great two minute drill unibrow
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 10:59 PM CST reply actions
400 pass interference calls this game
And Flacco won’t throw it in the endzone.
Huh?
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by craig in calgary on Dec 7, 2009 11:01 PM CST reply actions
taking a sack is just as good, right?
* "I doubt anyone will miss Connor Barth except UCrawford"
* the LB corps may become the biggest strength of the Chiefs in 2009
* The OL is NOT as bad as you think it is... give it time, and you'll see improvement this season
* Stats are for losers
Sorry Joel
Remember. Take out the guy in the office with the biggest mouth first. Everyone shuts up after that.
I mean….I assume
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 11:03 PM CST reply actions
A little surprising that Flacco is in such a good mood despite such a bad loss

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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 11:06 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
epic
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
I was gonna give Flacco the Bert hair...
but I also am a little tired.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
the hat is perfect
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
Should I go post this over there?
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
not a troll move?
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Just preface it as
we were bored and thought you might find this funny…no disrespect intended..yada
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Some night we should just invade anotehr board
Something barely trafficed like Lions board. Put up an open thread and just go to town
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
AHAHAHAHAHAhahaahah
EPIC!
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
Also...
You would have to read up on that team and just go to town on it with in depth knowledge
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
Disagree
Don’t even acknowledge it’s the Lions board. Just talk Chiefs and all the normal BS
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
Also kind of a dick move
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe
But funny. Wouldn’t be too bad as long as when they come into the trhead we welcome them like old friends.
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah...
Not a fan of that guy… For Obvious reasons.
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
We should just flood the Open Thread...
of the teams whom our Rivals are playing. Say like that last week when The Raiders inexplicably had a primetime game
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
i taiked on oak game thread and sd
it was fun
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
I think you should go post that on the ravens board
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by KCSatchmo on Dec 7, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
And its up on the Ravens board
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
they aren't paying it any attention
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
Shit...
They close comments as soon as the game is over
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by averagegatsby on Dec 7, 2009 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
That game...
wasn’t even close. Thanks Ray Rice for getting me enough points to win my fantasy game.





























