The be all end all of Mock Drafts.

I have seen lots of mock drafts here on AP and Im not sure anyone here as fully nailed it yet... But guess what my friends, I present you with the mockiest of all mock drafts.

So despite narrowly losing our last 2 games, I fully expect the Chiefs to win out the remainder of this season and finish with the respectable record of 7-9, which will allow us to draft in the 10-15 range.  So lets skip the nonsense and get down to it...

So Im just going to go out on a limb and say we draft 13th...

And with the 13th overall pick I take...

Ndamukong Suh DT from Nebraska...

But your saying wait!  We could have Cody, au contrair my friends Ndamukong Suh is the guy, he runs a 3.4 100 yard dash, he can dunk a basketball on a 12 foot rim, he spends his off time at the soup kitchen and he reads Charles Dickens in his sleep... Yes he is that amazing.

Now we get to the Second round were we have 2 picks... 

With the 45th pick I take...

Eric Berry S from Tennessee...

I know what your saying here... But Mike Brown is teh Awesome!!!!111!1eleven!!11!.  And I know but still this guy actually invented awesome, its true.  And since Lane Kiffin is a terrible coach because Al Davis says so there is no reason to think Berry would get drafted any higher.   

With the 46th pick (because Atlanta sucks) I take...

Renaldo McClain ILB from Alabama...  

And again I know what you are thinking here, how can a guy named Renaldo be any good... Well since Forrest Gump himself recruited Renaldo to Alabama he is sure to be the greatest football player named Renaldo ever, way better than the greats Renaldo Hill, Renaldo Wynn, and the underrated Renaldo Turnbull.  

Here we fast Forward to the 3rd round where we only have one pick, gotta make the most of it

So with the 77th overall selection in the third round I take...

Russel Okung OT from OSU (CROWD GOES CRAZY)...

 And yet again, Im one step ahead of you...  You guys are saying ridiculous and OMGWTFBBQ, and O RLY!?!?  To which I say Yep, this guy is a stud, he single handly prevented the Manchu invasion from taking over China, yes it was actually Okung and not the Great Wall of China... Absolute Road Grating Best!!!

On to the 4th round!!!

And in the 4th with the 109th pick, we select...

Brandon Spikes OLB from Florida...

Okay Okay, yeah the guy gouged a guy in the eye ball, not exactly what you would call a class move, but hey its the 4th round and he is an elite guy, really is ridiculous that he fell this far.  But this guy has it all, he never misspells a word, has never once been tardy to a team meeting, when he flushes the toilet the water spins backwards because he tells it to, to be completely honest Brandon Spikes is the only guy Chuck Norris is scared of. 

Here is where it gets crazy because we have 3 picks in the 5th.

And Im assuming we will have the 138th pick because I say so and with it...

Golden Tate WR/KR/PR/RB/greatest human alive from Notre Dame...

Golden Tate is so amazing that the Golden Dome at ND isn't painted with Gold... Its painted with Golden Tate awesome sauce.  This guy can divide by zero, he actually runs so fast that he cant be clocked with primitive human technologies.  His hands are so good that he has never dropped anything.  He cant even drop change into the salvation army buckets, instead he has to stand 50 yards a way and throw the money into the bucket.  This guy is actually why Notre Dame is called the Golden Domers rumor has it that scholars and prophets at Notre Dame had found scrolls that prophesied his coming so in anticipation the term was coined.

The next 5th round pick will be 141 and with it we get...

Toby Gerhart RB from Stanford...

This guy is actually untacklable, but he feels so sorry for mortal human beings that he allows it from time to time.  He once ran through a bank safe on a bet, then used his winnings to have the bank safe rebuilt, because he is such a nice guy.  Gerhart has the ability to hurdle grain elevators, as well as punch through 4 inch thick Carbon fiber.  Gerhart is such a human beast that Stanford plays him at RB because they were scared he would actually kill every player who crossed his path if he played linebacker from sheer intimidation.

And with our last pick in the 5th round and our last pick... Are you ready for this?

We go back in time and draft Deion Sanders...

WOW!!!  You didn't see it coming, but imagine having the greatest CB of all time on this team, does anyone else remember how dominant this guy was in Atlanta?  Yeah Neion Deion would be the perfect opposite field counterpart to Flowers.  Primetime was so good at coverage he could paint a ceiling with one dip of the paint brush... YEAH THAT GOOD!  He also reportedly ran a negative 2.7 40 yard dash meaning he finished before he even started.  He also is so good at trash talking that opponents would rarely even get off the bus...

Whelp there you have it Boys and Girls the ultimate Mock Draft.