Caption This
by Chris Thorman on Dec 22, 2009 7:59 PM CST
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Sweet. First. I never get to be first on captions:
Tank: “BRaaaaaaaaaaiiiiNNNNNNssssss”
Paul: “Yep he’s a zombie”
My sentiments are likely to be summed up with one of these 2 quotes:
"Shut the f--- up."
-Matt Cassel
"WHAT THE F---?!?!"
-Todd Haley
R.I.P. C.H., #15
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 22, 2009 8:01 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
The power of Christ compells you! The Power of Christ compells you...the po..
what the? Haley get out of there this instance!!
I win this caption hands down!
Right now you're in second
not bad man
Don't Fuccop Succop
by chicks_love_chiefs on Dec 22, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
Good stuff krayfish
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by Chris Thorman on Dec 22, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions
Trainer: Dammit! I can't see it...
…someone shine a flashlight in his ear.
(Looks to assistant) Yes, it’s a hair. I think he’ll be fine if we flush it with warm water and put some Desitin on his bottom.
(Looks back at Tank) Damn man, you got some action going on in those nostrils, too. You should clean that.
Tank: Sorry coach.
Predictions:
1) Fans will feel just scads better from mid-to-end of the 2010 season.
2) During the 2021 season, Ryan Succop will become the Chiefs’ all-time leading scorer with 1469 points.
Oh, c'mon
No one finds it funny? Thats good stuff.
Oh well, in all honesty I come to this site to entertain myself as much as anything at this point.
And I liked it, so there.
Predictions:
1) Fans will feel just scads better from mid-to-end of the 2010 season.
2) During the 2021 season, Ryan Succop will become the Chiefs’ all-time leading scorer with 1469 points.
Ha
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by Chris Thorman on Dec 23, 2009 6:59 AM CST up reply actions
are those
bugle boy jeans your wearing ?
by cainsbigonchiefs on Dec 22, 2009 8:53 PM CST reply actions
Do you see who you're supposed to block now? Ya bonehead.
"Gonna gallop all over the Chiefs. Cleat prints on the chests. Mud in the face masks." - 2.7* *Yes I know it was changed to 2.9 but f*ck the statisticians.
I was thinking along the lines of Star Trek ...
Spock: Captain, it appears to be a humanoid life form, I am doing a Vulcan Mind Meld now \
Johnson: omg noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
"You. You got what I neeeeeed"
This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.
by KCSatchmo on Dec 22, 2009 9:02 PM CST reply actions
But you say he's just a friend
Predictions as of 06.24.2009.
Larry Johnson will be a top 3 fantasy pick once again in 2010 (after a monster season in 2009.)
Dwayne Bowe will be a 2009 Pro Bowl selection.
Brandon Flowers will have at least 6 INTs in 2009 season.
Todd Haley will have a sideline shouting match caught on TV yelling at one of his asst. coaches.
by 58 was my friend on Dec 22, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
"But you say he's just a friend"?
Are you throwing Biz Markie my way? Mister I will Biz Markie you to hell and BACK!
OK, actually that is all I know. But I could learn.
Predictions:
1) Fans will feel just scads better from mid-to-end of the 2010 season.
2) During the 2021 season, Ryan Succop will become the Chiefs’ all-time leading scorer with 1469 points.
This Biz is one of the truly under appreciated talents
of the last 20 years. He suffers from the idea that if you’re funny, you’re little more than a clown. Few rappers had his talent for freestyle and his work created a platform for artists like Eminem and the Beastie Boys to build upon.
I have no idea why I just gave you his biography.
This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.
by KCSatchmo on Dec 22, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
TANK: Yo doc! WTF you ate for lunch? Get some floss...
Predictions as of 06.24.2009.
Larry Johnson will be a top 3 fantasy pick once again in 2010 (after a monster season in 2009.)
Dwayne Bowe will be a 2009 Pro Bowl selection.
Brandon Flowers will have at least 6 INTs in 2009 season.
Todd Haley will have a sideline shouting match caught on TV yelling at one of his asst. coaches.
by 58 was my friend on Dec 22, 2009 9:04 PM CST reply actions
"...and then Larry spit his drink in my eye, like a little bitch."
Don't Fuccop Succop
by chicks_love_chiefs on Dec 22, 2009 9:06 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
awesome
This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.
by KCSatchmo on Dec 22, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Tentatively considering rec
Predictions:
1) Fans will feel just scads better from mid-to-end of the 2010 season.
2) During the 2021 season, Ryan Succop will become the Chiefs’ all-time leading scorer with 1469 points.
"You said it with your eye Tank...you said it with your eye"
This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.
by KCSatchmo on Dec 22, 2009 9:11 PM CST reply actions
I win
This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.
by KCSatchmo on Dec 22, 2009 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, c'mon...
You could have went for an “in the eye” joke on that level.
I avoided it, as I am a sophisticate, but that does mean you must rise to my level, young one.
(Just a joke, don’t take it wrong. There are some thin-skinned people ’round these here parts that take things a bit emotionally. And a female is pointing it out to you.)
Hey, WTF is a “satchmo” anyway? (And no, I’m taken)
Predictions:
1) Fans will feel just scads better from mid-to-end of the 2010 season.
2) During the 2021 season, Ryan Succop will become the Chiefs’ all-time leading scorer with 1469 points.
I don't hit on random internet women
Nice to know there are some around for talking football with tho. Satchmo is a nickname. It’s derived from my real last name and is a reference to Louis “Satchmo” Armstrong. From his wiki:
“The nickname Satchmo or Satch is short for Satchelmouth (describing his embouchure). In 1932, then Melody Maker magazine editor Percy Brooks greeted Armstrong in London with “Hello, Satchmo!”, and it stuck.
As for thin skinned…don’t fool yourself. Most of these guys have scales.
This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.
by KCSatchmo on Dec 22, 2009 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Satchmo
Was also Dizzy Gillespie’s nickname, I believe.
"The first step to penetration... must not be lateral"
-Confucius, in contrary to Glenn Dorsey lining up in the 2-tech
ah, Louis Armstrong, rather
"The first step to penetration... must not be lateral"
-Confucius, in contrary to Glenn Dorsey lining up in the 2-tech
Yeah I know :) Lol
Couldn’t figure it as a caption though. heh
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
Damn Coach, You got a big a$$ package!
So you think you are so important that no one can replace you? Put your finger in a bucket of water and pull it out. Does it leave a hole? Nope, just some ripples that eventually calm themselves!
by Fan of the Red And Gold on Dec 22, 2009 10:18 PM CST reply actions
Nice
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by Chris Thorman on Dec 23, 2009 7:01 AM CST up reply actions
"Hey Coach, you think I could hide some guns up in there?
Damn ATF stole all mine at the house.
by VermeilLikesToCry on Dec 22, 2009 11:29 PM CST reply actions
Wait...
You mean “The Others” are actually on a different island?
I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.
Eyes of the Soul
Dammit I know there is football player in there somewhere.
by BBell78 on Dec 22, 2009 11:57 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.
Not sure what happened to the original post, but...
♫ Oh Snap! Guess what I saw.
♫ Oh Snap! Guess what I saw.
♫ Oh Snap! Guess what I saw.
I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.
TRUST ME...this is the new form of palm reading!
Let me see if a Pro-Bowl is in your future.
Opinions are like A--holes, everyones got one.
"Tank, you don't wear contacts"
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"Coach, we confirmed it....
..Shit for brains!"
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
CAN YOU SEE NOW?
Can you see their effin RB now?
Tank: Nope
Coach: Didn’t think so. Doesn’t seem like anyone can see the opposing RB until he’s already dancing in the end zone…
Things to get the Chiefs back on the winning side of football:
1. Haley resign as offensive coordinator or do the following;
a. Feed JC more
b. Take the cuffs off of Cassel and let him air it out
2. Fire Clancy "Calls" Playslikeass
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