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by Chris Thorman on Dec 2, 2009 9:18 PM CST
in 2009 Kansas City Chiefs Campaign
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PrintOrton: "Coach, did you hear about Ron Artest drinking Hennessy at half time during NBA games?"
Coach: "No, I hadn't heard that yet."
Orton: "Well I've got something to tell you..."
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"Lower. Lower. Lower."
This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.
by KCSatchmo on Dec 2, 2009 9:20 PM CST reply actions
Too low!
Lower…
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Orton:
“Ohhhh coach, I love the way your tongue feels on my neckbeard”
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Dec 2, 2009 9:32 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Here Coach, I'll hold it steady for you...
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
You're no Matt Cassel,
But you’ll do. Now put on this gimp suit and…
Coach: wish I had Cassel. Orton: What!? Coach: nothing.
by motrepip on Dec 2, 2009 10:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions
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But man, that Artest thing was unbelieveable. Not because he was/is a drunk, but because he’d be stupid enough to admit it and apparently be proud of it.
Explains a lot, though.
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Family matter
Orton: So coach, did you hear, they asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him?
coach: Yeah, what’d she say?
Orton: She said “i don’t really remember, why don’t you just put me down for a 5.”
Coach! I crap in my jockstrap right before Merriman hit me.
Predictions as of 06.24.2009.
Larry Johnson will be a top 3 fantasy pick once again in 2010 (after a monster season in 2009.)
Dwayne Bowe will be a 2009 Pro Bowl selection.
Brandon Flowers will have at least 6 INTs in 2009 season.
Todd Haley will have a sideline shouting match caught on TV yelling at one of his asst. coaches.
by 58 was my friend on Dec 2, 2009 11:51 PM CST reply actions
One word, Kyle:
Plastics.
with sincere apologies to all of those too young to remember The Graduate
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Classic.
“Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Neckbeard?
by burntorangehorn on Dec 3, 2009 7:07 AM CST up reply actions
Or... alternately...
“Make the first down, or come the offseason, I’ll deny shopping you, too!”
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Listen, you little bitch...
Why can’t you be more like Matt Cassel?
"Gonna gallop all over the Chiefs. Cleat prints on the chests. Mud in the face masks." - 2.7* *Yes I know it was changed to 2.9 but f*ck the statisticians.
I was thinking...
you…me…watching some game footage back at my place later tonight with a couple of glasses of wine. You could teach me how to hit the tight end more effectively.
Hey coach...
I need you to do me a favor and delete my name from your phone. My wife has been looking through my phone records and she may call you. I need you to do this for me.
Orton: Ok coach, I see all the picks Cutler's thrown but tell me the real reason why you traded for me
Coach: Aw shucks, not here Kyle, I told you to come over later…
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