FanPost

Wednesday poor mans excuse for the kook aid drinkers edition


Pardon the interruption in the normal column that is printed in regards to all of us kool aid drinkers, although I have never been accused of being normal, but I was fortunate enough to sit down with Mattt Cassel last night and ask him a few questions on this years team.

Lanier63: Evening Matt, (thats how us southern folk say Hi.)

MC: Hello

Lanier63:  I wanted to ask you a few questions on the team this year and the progress or lack there of.

MC: Sure why not.

Lanier63: How would you rate your performance this year so far?

MC: Absolutely lucky to be alive!

Lanier63: And why is that?

MC: Have you seen our blocking? Have you seen ANY of our games? Hell, I asked the equipment manager to change my cleats to sprinters shoes after the third game? If this continues, I will be gearing up for the 2012 Olympics for the 100 yard dash.

Lanier63: Well what do you think the answer is?

MC: Find anyone that is able to stand between the defenders and me for at least three seconds at a time for three hours once a week. I couldn't even care less if they were blind as long as I have a chance to look down the field and not down a defenders throat all day!

Lanier63: What about all the interceptions these past few weeks?

MC: Do you want to play quarterback for the Chiefs?

Lanier63: What do you plan to do different for next weeks game?

MC: Take out more Life Insurance! Also I am requesting a neck brace and flak jacket! Preventive medicine is the best way to go.

Lanier63: What would you like to say to the fans that think your a bust?

MC: It would be a great Christmas if I were traded!

Lanier63: What do you plan to do in the off season to gear up for next year?

MC: Get my degree in dentistry.  The defensive linemen I have seen so up close this year really have bad teeth problems and I can help them!

Lanier63: What would you suggest for Todd Haley to do in the off season?

MC: Learn to smile!

Lanier63: What would you suggest for Scott Pioli to do in the off season?

MC: Find some football players!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join Arrowhead Pride

You must be a member of Arrowhead Pride to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Arrowhead Pride. You should read them.

Join Arrowhead Pride

You must be a member of Arrowhead Pride to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Arrowhead Pride. You should read them.

Spinner

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker