Pardon the interruption in the normal column that is printed in regards to all of us kool aid drinkers, although I have never been accused of being normal, but I was fortunate enough to sit down with Mattt Cassel last night and ask him a few questions on this years team.
Lanier63: Evening Matt, (thats how us southern folk say Hi.)
Lanier63: I wanted to ask you a few questions on the team this year and the progress or lack there of.
MC: Sure why not.
Lanier63: How would you rate your performance this year so far?
MC: Absolutely lucky to be alive!
Lanier63: And why is that?
MC: Have you seen our blocking? Have you seen ANY of our games? Hell, I asked the equipment manager to change my cleats to sprinters shoes after the third game? If this continues, I will be gearing up for the 2012 Olympics for the 100 yard dash.
Lanier63: Well what do you think the answer is?
MC: Find anyone that is able to stand between the defenders and me for at least three seconds at a time for three hours once a week. I couldn't even care less if they were blind as long as I have a chance to look down the field and not down a defenders throat all day!
Lanier63: What about all the interceptions these past few weeks?
MC: Do you want to play quarterback for the Chiefs?
Lanier63: What do you plan to do different for next weeks game?
MC: Take out more Life Insurance! Also I am requesting a neck brace and flak jacket! Preventive medicine is the best way to go.
Lanier63: What would you like to say to the fans that think your a bust?
MC: It would be a great Christmas if I were traded!
Lanier63: What do you plan to do in the off season to gear up for next year?
MC: Get my degree in dentistry. The defensive linemen I have seen so up close this year really have bad teeth problems and I can help them!
Lanier63: What would you suggest for Todd Haley to do in the off season?
MC: Learn to smile!
Lanier63: What would you suggest for Scott Pioli to do in the off season?
MC: Find some football players!