Wednesday poor mans excuse for the kook aid drinkers edition
by Lanier63 on Dec 16, 2009 12:33 PM CST
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Pardon the interruption in the normal column that is printed in regards to all of us kool aid drinkers, although I have never been accused of being normal, but I was fortunate enough to sit down with Mattt Cassel last night and ask him a few questions on this years team.
Lanier63: Evening Matt, (thats how us southern folk say Hi.)
MC: Hello
Lanier63: I wanted to ask you a few questions on the team this year and the progress or lack there of.
MC: Sure why not.
Lanier63: How would you rate your performance this year so far?
MC: Absolutely lucky to be alive!
Lanier63: And why is that?
MC: Have you seen our blocking? Have you seen ANY of our games? Hell, I asked the equipment manager to change my cleats to sprinters shoes after the third game? If this continues, I will be gearing up for the 2012 Olympics for the 100 yard dash.
Lanier63: Well what do you think the answer is?
MC: Find anyone that is able to stand between the defenders and me for at least three seconds at a time for three hours once a week. I couldn't even care less if they were blind as long as I have a chance to look down the field and not down a defenders throat all day!
Lanier63: What about all the interceptions these past few weeks?
MC: Do you want to play quarterback for the Chiefs?
Lanier63: What do you plan to do different for next weeks game?
MC: Take out more Life Insurance! Also I am requesting a neck brace and flak jacket! Preventive medicine is the best way to go.
Lanier63: What would you like to say to the fans that think your a bust?
MC: It would be a great Christmas if I were traded!
Lanier63: What do you plan to do in the off season to gear up for next year?
MC: Get my degree in dentistry. The defensive linemen I have seen so up close this year really have bad teeth problems and I can help them!
Lanier63: What would you suggest for Todd Haley to do in the off season?
MC: Learn to smile!
Lanier63: What would you suggest for Scott Pioli to do in the off season?
MC: Find some football players!
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Nice post Lanier
Jamal is waiting in interview room 2!
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09. Almost there :)
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Skins & Raiders! Pittsburgh Sweet!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
Seems like someone spiked the kool aid this time around.......
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
lol
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
Just joking with you
You hear about Mizzou possibly moving to big 10?
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
No, down here people are wanting it to be Univ of Memphis
but all U of M has to offer is basketball, football program is the pits.
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
From a column I read
They want Notre Dame, Pitt, Cincy, Rutgers, or Missouri (some circles want Nebraska). But I really wouldn’t be surprised to see Missouri jump ship to the Big 10 because of the lackluster bowl games we have had over the past 3 years.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
So would it be east and west
Iowa, Missouri, Ilinois, Wisconsin, Northwestern, Purdue?
I sorta like that
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09. Almost there :)
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Skins & Raiders! Pittsburgh Sweet!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Dec 16, 2009 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
swap Minnesota and Purdue
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09. Almost there :)
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Skins & Raiders! Pittsburgh Sweet!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Dec 16, 2009 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
check
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
I would love to play in a Rose Bowl someday
Plus we have some ties to Ohio with Coach P.
So recruiting al the way from TX to Ohio.
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09. Almost there :)
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Skins & Raiders! Pittsburgh Sweet!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Dec 16, 2009 7:11 PM CST up reply actions
And we would get 4.3 more million a year
with revenue sharing in the big 10 over big 12
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
Plus...
Mizzou wouldn’t have to play Texas, Oklahoma, Texas Tech, OK State, Nebraska. Big 10 would be a MUCH easier conference to play in IMO.
It would be a shame not to have the Kansas rivalry anymore though. Those are my favorite college games to watch. Always a great game.
well..
maybe, like the Illinois game now… they could keep that rivalry game as part of the non-conference schedule every year?
* "I doubt anyone will miss Connor Barth except UCrawford"
* the LB corps may become the biggest strength of the Chiefs in 2009
* The OL is NOT as bad as you think it is... give it time, and you'll see improvement this season
* Stats are for losers
i like Cassel and i think he will be okay...
but he needs some Dan Marino gloves (isotoners) or whatever. Those fumbles the other week were horrific. lol. That dont help his status to the negative people on Cassel.
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