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MNF Open Thread: Greybeard Vs. The Inconvenient Truth

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Good evening boys and girls...Tonight we get to see an amazing matchup between NFC West rival Cardinals and 49ers. Should help us take our mind off of the week. (Photo source)

Who will win?

Go Chiefs!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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Cheesy excitement in that intro...

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

thanks for getting this up woody

Ive been a bit slackish lately… I got lost watching Zombieland…

by tomahawk44 on Dec 14, 2009 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh my gosh...

Funny movie…

The cameo…hilarious…

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

Im new to goodbye so here it goes…That’ll do pig.

by tomahawk44 on Dec 14, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions  

"Who will win"

really had me on the edge of my seat

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Lol...

I was hurrying…Shutup…

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Shutting up just for you

Mr Collinsworth ;)

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

"There was a little HUMBABY on that one"

-Collinsworth on Madden 09….classic.

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

or '10

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

My take

Arizona 34
49ers 13

Better be a good game becuase I’m pretty grouchy from the Chiefs game this weekend and Roy Halladay traded for 2-3 no-name prospects.

Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 6:40 PM CST reply actions  

You really have been grouchy....

*thug hug

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

aaaaaaaand

I missed most of that Great SNF game last night bacause I had to watch the Bucket List

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

ouch

is she worth it?

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

She's sitting next to me, so I'll say yes

She just hit me and told me not to say that. Now she called me a loser

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like a keeper

I say if whe’ll sit next to you while you blog about football…marry that girl.

Even if she does call you a loser now and then.

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

She doesn't know shit about football but goes online to study to freak me out

The other day she said “I heard that the Alabama RB won the heisman over Tebow”.
I hit the floor when she said that.

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

That is equally funny and awesome.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Great....YOU'RE here...

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I'll just leave if that's your attitude.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Well fine then...

Go run some Christmas errands…

…aka smokin the reefer@

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

lmao

nice

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

if i had to watch a current movie with a loved one, i'd go with 500 days of summer...

though it might be just a tad bit depressing in some parts. definitely a change of pace date movie.

by worc on Dec 14, 2009 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Man Card

hand it over

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

dangit...

hands over Man Card :(

by worc on Dec 14, 2009 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Coming from someone married to one of those.

Well worth it. =)

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

i know

what is up with jays the yakees should have got on it

okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule

by j-man on Dec 14, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

You are making it hard for me not to hate you...

If it wasn’t bad enough that you were a Donkies fan

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 7:29 PM CST up reply actions  

WTF is NJ?

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 6:48 PM CST reply actions  

Well...my prediction...

If Arizona plays like they did last week…no contest…

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 6:50 PM CST reply actions  

I love the NFC

4 best teams (Saints, Vikes, Cards, Eagles) all throw the ball all over the field and are super exciting to watch.
NFC playoffs are going to be awesome!

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 6:52 PM CST reply actions  

No doubt

And the SB will be sweet if any of those teams play the Colts.

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for putting this thread up woodman

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by Chris Thorman on Dec 14, 2009 7:00 PM CST reply actions  

Sure thing, Thor-Man.

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm very interested in watching Alex Smith's development tonight.

I hate watching top QB picks bust (except JaMawful and Leaf).

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

I love seeing JaMarcus fail...

That’s terrible but everyone KNEW it would happen to begin with…

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

The fact so many teams considered him a top prospect still baffles me as it did then.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I love QB busts

makes me feel better about blackledge

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that right?

Schefter just said Gradkowski tore his in MCL in both of his knees.

I hate the Raiders more than anything, but that is just a terrible injury.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:14 PM CST reply actions  

BOTH!?

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Schefter said

Cable has not named JaMawful the starter and may play Charlie Frye.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Tore an MCL in one knee

And aggravated or did something that wasn’t a full tear in the other knee.

MCL’s are not ACLs….they’re a 2-4 week injury, though I’m not sure what it means when both knees are in trouble.

by Joel Thorman on Dec 14, 2009 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahhh i see...

I just figured, with his status as a fluky backup + injury and atrophy of BOTH being out +time of year = He certainly won’t be back this year…and maybe not start anywhere again…who knows.

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

There was a report earlier he was done for the season

well, the 3 weeks of it that are left.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks, Joel.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

He was in the locker room there, too.

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

is he out

for denver

okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule

by j-man on Dec 14, 2009 7:17 PM CST reply actions  

lol

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Gradkowski is done for the season

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

well i like the man

but that heips denver

okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule

by j-man on Dec 14, 2009 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

Finally watched Dexter from last night...

Wow….

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

my

dad loves that show

okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule

by j-man on Dec 14, 2009 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

It is hardcore...

The end last night was insane…

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey assholes.

Please help send my girlfriend to Broadway! Visit http://magonbroadway.blogspot.com/

by Patrick Allen on Dec 14, 2009 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

Hey, cocktard.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Paddy, are you still here?

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Talk on nfl.com about likely bloodletting in AZ in the offseason.

Almost certain to part ways with Warner, and rumblings about Dockett’s and Boldin’s salaries, to name a couple.

Seems they punked Dockett, keeping him locked-in at underpaid rookie salary, instead of upping the ante for his standout play before it expired. Talk about penny-pinching in the Bidwell family.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

I wonder how close they are to the cap?

They are paying Fitz & Warner $10M each this season. I knew they had to do some serious restructuring to stay under the cap before the season.

I wonder how close to the limit they are?

I wouldn’t say they are penny pinching this year though.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

they

might not be no cap in 10

okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule

by j-man on Dec 14, 2009 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope not...i hate that...

I like that there is a cap…idk…

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I do too...and revenue sharing.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Commie.

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Fascist

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Banned.

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Despot

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Wouldn't that be more Socialism?

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

And fascism is socialism, too, only the government doesn't own everything in name.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Nihilist?

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

i love the cap

but the ownre and players are being greedy

okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule

by j-man on Dec 14, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I like that there's a cap, but I'd like to see more teams winning by earning loyalty and retaining more talent, thereby.

I think that’s the key. If you just base your decisions on the numbers and don’t take the human factor into account, there’s no way you can retain talent. Just ask Carl Peterson. Treat a few pets like cash cows and treat everyone else ruthlessly.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

There are 2 things that I would like about not having a cap...

1. Smart front offices are going to be heavily rewarded, so if Pioli is as smart as he is billed to be, then we could definitely take advantage of it.

2. With no cap, free agency will be delayed, so we will have the return of bitter rivalries because the players will be more invested in them.

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

When they say "uncapped," there are lots of limitations hard-wired into it.

Free agency is delayed or restricted in various ways (such as the amount by which player salaries can be increased). The way I read it, and I don’t remember it all that well, ascending players will probably be HURT by an uncapped year, because of the amount by which their salaries are permitted to escalate.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Im not sure how that relates to my 2 points?

To be honest Im not sure what my stance is on an uncapped NFL. I personally am not worried about the Chiefs being able to compete, and I just don’t see it as being as bad as everyone expects.

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Witness is unresponsive. BAILIFF!

Heh. I was just saying what popped into my head in the general context, most likely. Sorry if it was non-germaine.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh thats fine

But what are your thoughts on my 2 points… For one I would love the return of old school rivalries where teams hate each other. These Chiefs dont hate these Raiders… Or Chargers… Or Donkies. But back in the day when most players were with their teams for their careers things were vicious

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Smart front offices are always rewarded.

Delay of FA MIGHT lead to more team rivalry. Just as easily could lead to the best players you have being unhappy with their situations, because they had more freedom to play the open market.

Basically, it seems to me that the owners did everything they could to arrange things in their favor should the CBA falter and the league face an uncapped year.

I basically feel like the rivalries would be stronger if organizations were a little less adversarial in their approach. We have years of paying squat to guys who put their bodies on the line for very little in (financial) return. Granted the players were doing what they most wanted to do: earn a living playing a game. But the owners profited immensely, and didn’t reach out and do what they could for ex-players whose lives and health were essentially ruined by the demands of the game.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

True and good point concerning Mills penny pinching point.

I was not thinking of it in that way. Mills would definitely be right if they still refuse to pay Boldin and Dockett in an uncapped year.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

It'd be like the early days of the NFL, with bags of money appearing in hotel rooms...

… with the more motivated owners buying the best.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, sometimes the t.v. guys don't get it.

But it sounds like they’re stretched thin, at the least.

Time for tough decisions. Do you keep as many top-dollar players as possible, or do you cut one or three of them, so you can keep the up-and-comers happy?

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I so wish we had that problem.

:)

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Good point.

It seems to me that New England, after years of success, is facing that problem. I wonder how morale is in the lockerroom, right now. I recall their parting ways with Ty Law and more recently with Richard Seymour (and Mike Vrabel).

When I look at how the system is set up, it’s pretty much set up to be totally mercenary, and there’s very little enlightened self-interest taking place. I keep trying to imagine a system wherein everybody gets paid for their minutes, and everybody knows what they need to do to earn their minutes. Some means by which the money gets spread more evenly across the roster, and the team as a whole is successful, because you don’t have stars who go for everything they can get, rather than being on the same page as mgmt, when it comes to team-building.

I’m not sure how you’d sell that program, but I’m convinced that if you could establish that culture, your guys would realize that they’re ALL richer, because they’re always in the playoffs, and their names are being etched on statues in the HOF.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

For instance, if I'm the starting QB, I can live pretty handsomely for the rest of my life for a LOT less than

franchise QBs are earning. I take the difference, and tell the GM that I’m now a partner in the building of an offensive line for the ages. Hire the best. Indoctrinate them in the way we do things, make them partners. If they don’t buy in, we part ways in short order. In the end, we’re all millionaires, and we’re all earning bonus checks for playoff appearances, SB titles, and endorsement deals.

Then people copy-cat us, and it becomes a matter of team mystique and football environment. Heh.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

He sure does.

On a good team, he HAS that extra half-second to get the ball away and the guy at the other end makes the catch. On a poor team, Warner’s broken in two by the 3rd game of the season.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

how does that compare to Grit?

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Woodman212 does not like "3 Doors Down"

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:37 PM CST reply actions  

Agreed.

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

or fake cavemen.

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

...but I do like bowling. Hrm.

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Tirico fail for saying Dropsies

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

Tirico fail for looking like a cartoon.

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I dont get San Francisco...

Whats up with Gore… He is better than he seems, yet not nearly as good as we thought.

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 7:49 PM CST reply actions  

Truly you have a dizzying intellect...

lol

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah that didn't come out right

Its just that he is suppose to be good, but his numbers don’t reflect it. But Im convinced his numbers aren’t better not because he sucks, but because he just isn’t used right.

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree, and it is hard to avoid using a bad cliche to describe him.

But, he truly does seem to run hot and cold.

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

And then on top of that for Tirico to say

that no team has ran the ball less than SF over the last 3 games… REALLY!?!?!

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

And that pretty much proves my point

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Hello to all of you.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

by SuperTurtle on Dec 14, 2009 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

Nice going Dockett

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by SuperTurtle on Dec 14, 2009 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

He is quite beastly

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he caught and made a football move, then fumbled.

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:55 PM CST reply actions  

Well, Tirico, just corrected my ass with "football move."

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

They still use the "two step" thing...

Which hasn’t been the rule for two years now…

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't read the NFL Rulebook,

but I could swear “football move” was regurgitated ad nauseam by every analyst as part of the rule for years.

Oh, well.

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Ohhhh! If he only broke it to the left sideline!

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:03 PM CST reply actions  

That one wasn't on Crabtree

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

I dont get that downing rule...

So if the ball is on the way to the endzone and its touched at the 6 then secured at the 4 it goes back to the 6… But if its touched in the field of play and it rolls into the endzone its a touchback… It so fucking stupid

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

yeah

why not just have it spotter where it is secured?

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by Patrick Allen on Dec 14, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Its a goddamned double standard

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's a result of the Dave Casper play isn't it?

Where the Raiders muffed a fumble recovery like 30 yards to the end zone.

by BCRavenJHawkfan on Dec 14, 2009 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

That is one of my biggest pet peeves.

I don’t understand it either and it annoys me to no end.

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Its a goddamned double standard

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly.

If the kicking team touches the ball, it should be dead at the spot of the touch…period.

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

You're repeating yourself AG. =)

And I’ve seen none of your 14 mock draft posts you promised.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Dont tempt me

Christmas break after Wednesday.

And Im not gonna lie, not to blow my own horn, I was wildly pleased with my last one.

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Hehe.

You’ll probably make them all the same, too.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Ever see an egg race, where they roll them down the track with a spoon?

That’s what you’d see if the one rule weren’t in force: A gang from the kicking team just walking the ball down to the 1-inch line, daring an offensive player to try for it.

And if the touchback rule weren’t in force, the kicking team wouldn’t have to SECURE the ball, just get a finger on it. It would change the punting game very dramatically. The way it’s currently set up, you have to show real skill and finesse to pin a team inside the 10 and it’s tough as hell to pin ’em inside the 5. Definitely a good rule for watchability.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Fumblerooskie

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by Patrick Allen on Dec 14, 2009 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

I like the way Dre Bly broke up that pass, earlier.

Undersized corner. Let him freewheel and use his wheels and his smarts to kind of play the field like a safety.

At least that’s what it looked like.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 8:15 PM CST reply actions  

Of course he also hot dogged it into the endzone after an interception was caught from behind and fumbled too

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Doesn't it feel like this should be halfway into the 2nd quarter already?

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:17 PM CST reply actions  

Thats what happens when both teams throw on every down

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Cardinals are playing like us today

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

Somebody grease the ball tonight?

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

If I could have any Linebacker in the game...

It would be Patrick Willis

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:21 PM CST reply actions  

Willis is a stud.

Vilma’s a crazy athlete, too…wouldn’t mind him.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Slut.

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

so are you a moderator again...

now that you have the ability to delete pictures?

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

When did he do that?

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't delete pictures

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Who deleted the green man gif last night?

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, that.

I only asked that it be deleted.

Not for content, just that, for some reason, it was slowing down the thread. Most gifs don’t do that, but that one did for some reason.

I wasn’t objecting to its content, at all.

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

it could have had a lot of "slides in it"

the Beavis and Butthead gif is only 4 slides

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I DID IT!!!!

Look at me!!!

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Who?

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

He is awesome...

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Hightower sucks

Run Beanie!

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by Patrick Allen on Dec 14, 2009 8:23 PM CST reply actions  

Beanie has been a FF nightmare this year

I have in many leagues, but I am always too scared to start him.

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Addai is that way for me

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Running Back By Committee is pure torture

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I have

Ricky Williams AND Ray Rice. It’s sick.

Who would have thought Forte would be my weakest back.

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by Patrick Allen on Dec 14, 2009 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

In one league

I have Brees Chris Johnson and Ray Rice… Yeah Heaven

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/clubhouse?leagueId=255446&teamId=10&seasonId=2009

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, you eeked me out this week.

Quit scoring so damn many points.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

It still blows my mind how I got those 3

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Draft was on Chiefs game night.

I remember I was gone for that reason. I believe a good portion of our league was.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

true...

But it was a preseason game, and I watched it

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, that's not the worst.

I netted Forte and Slaton in one league. I thought I was set at the beginning of the year. Now I suck.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

He'll be ok

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by Patrick Allen on Dec 14, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Listen to this

In one league I have:

Shaub

Deangelo Williams

Ray Rice

Colston

Moss

Tony Gonzalez

And I didn’t make the playoffs. Explain that to me?

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by Patrick Allen on Dec 14, 2009 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

Fantasy football is a luck game

Its too short of a season for the cream to always rise to the top

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

No kidding

In the AP FleaFlicker league, I am #1 in points cored (mostly by a wide margin – over 100), yet I am the 6th seed and will probably be eliminated from the playoffs this week.

Just so frustrating. It is like everyone had their career games against me.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a league like tha...

Thats why I prefer fantasy baseball. Im joined the Royals Review hardcore league this year… I have a bad feeling, we are actually in the middle of Winter Meatings, and keepers are due… I inherited a bad team

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Or your in a 6 team league

in which case not that impressive… Also Moss has only been good, not exceptional like he normally is

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

And Colston as of late

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I amin a 12 team league!

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by Patrick Allen on Dec 14, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Moss is like the 3rd ranked reciever

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by Patrick Allen on Dec 14, 2009 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Really!?!
  1. actually. Man for all the flack he is getting lately… That is the quietest good year of the year

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

BEANIE!

I told you DTR!

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by Patrick Allen on Dec 14, 2009 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

That's why he is a curse!

I know he can play, but I never know if he will.

But I can’t start or cut him.

AAAARRGGHHH!

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

That is a catch...

He is down.

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

You are wrong...

It was incomplete.

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

He didn't make a football move

j/k

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Well thank Santa I am starting the 49ers D

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

Really?

Good call, but wow.

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Yea....and I just thanked Santa, for real...

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

on his lap?

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Front page of ESPN fantasy football

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

And it is even titled:
Charles in Charge

BOOM

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a fantasy league where I started 0-3...

Still finished with the most points scored and the top overall seed… Finished 9-4. Most retarded league ever… Visanthe Shiancoe was drafted in the 6th round

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:42 PM CST reply actions  

Even worse

I am in a Champions League on ESPN. I finished 7-6 and tied for 1st place in my division.

Serious parity, which I suppose, is a credit to the balance of our strategy, but it just makes us look like tards.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm

I forgot to even try to get into a champions league… I joined so many so fast and didnt want to be in more than 4. Im getting killed in my auction league.

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I've never done an auction league

How is it?

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I like them way more skill...

I absolutely DOMINATED my baseball one, but only because I had the most dominant pitching staff ever assembled in fantasy baseball, mainly because I knew how awesome Greinke was going to be…

There are so many strategies you can do, you can invest heavy in two or three players and then hope they are good enough to coast, or you can rely heavily on mid level guys. That and your last pick can be as important as your first pick. Its sweet. From here on out I will always be in one.

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you have any openings in your fantasy baseball league?

Every year I join a public one on Yahoo and they always suck.

Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Not the Royals Review...

I will try and keep you in mind, I will probably set one up this year, I might try and set one up for the few baseball fans on Arrowhead pride… Would be a nice way to talk trash during the off season.

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a bad idea.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I figure if I can be in a fantasy football on Royals Review

why not a Fantasy Baseball on Arrowhead Pride

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I like it

Set it up, and count me in

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool...

Will do… And what I want to do is set it up where the 10 or 12 managers are set, and then have some votes on how to run it… Such as auction vs serpentine, and head to head vs rotisserie.

Baseball takes much more time than Football, so if I can just keep it to 2 leagues, one auction one draft it would be awesome.

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Auction vs serpantine

Explain that to me.

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Auction vs traditional draft

Serpantine is your typical snake draft

Auction draft has all the players set up with a value and you have a budget to fill a roster, then all the managers bid on those players.

You get like a $250 budget… Last year Pujols went for like 71

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

That sounds interesting.

I’ve never done that stye of draft before, but I assume I’d rule at it

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Im not sure how the Canadian exchange will work

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

By the time the baseball season rolls around

The Canadian dollar will be worth more than the American dollar.

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

unfortunately you might be right

Unfortunately for me that is…

I was trying to plan a trip back to Germany, and I could conceivably buy the plane ticket, but I couldn’t afford to be there. That is a brutal exchange rate… Good thing I dont have friends in England

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

lmao

Not that it wouldn’t be true, just that it was really funny.

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

i love fantsey baseball

okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule

by j-man on Dec 14, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Never liked FFL.

I get a kick outta people struggling with RB-by-committee. Makes it even LESS representative of the real game, because you don’t go just by who’s good or whose team is good, but you need to make sure the guy is a true feature back. Heh. That’s what you get for playing a game based on individual stats in a team-oriented sport.

And that’s why I don’t like FFL. Puts too much focus on individual stats and too little on the best football TEAMs, and why THEY are successful.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

Hence why you see some of the hate thrown around on the respective blogs on Mondays.

Too focused on individual stats, not enough of team performances.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know about that.

The “Monday hate” is usually aimed at the fact that the Chiefs lost.

But some of the draft discussions seem to be biased towards higher picks on RB than I’d ever seriously consider. Goes against my philosophy, even though I have to admit that a great RB is one guy who can make the whole team better. But I’ve seen the very best in Barry Sanders never win a SB, too. I just see RB as a position that emerges when you have the line in place and WRs to make big plays when defenses cheat up against the run. I just think there are LOTS of guys out there in the talent pool who could win championships as RBs if you could just build and retain a great offensive line, so that your player development team would rapidly discover and promote the best RB.

The RBs contending for Heismans are usually paired with the best teams in college and the worst teams in the pros, because so few understand the seeds of those players’ success, and most overlook the fairly large number of talented players who never quite got the same opportunity to play behind, say, the Wisconsin O-Line.

To be fair, lots of people make allowances for poor surrounding teams, and you see your Holcomb’s (I think that was his name) who carry their teams in college (and apparently run their legs clean off in the process) get some play. But I think far more RBs with all the attributes you want in a solid pro player go overlooked and can be had in later rounds or even go undrafted. Too much based on college production and a cone drill, with poor evals of the guy who’s trainable to do a Hightower-quality job in pass protection (Maybe a bad example, tonight).

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I still like Gerhart

and he isn’t going in the first round

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

And I’d say similar things about ILB’s. Stud ones can make your defense amazing, but drafting one top ten and putting him in a crappy defense with a crappy d-line? Not typically going to work out.

And rarely would I take a RB with that high of a pick. Give me o-line, pass rush, or d-line. Almost always.

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

should always build at the lines and work your way out

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely.

And never mind that if you’re in a position to be drafting that high, you’re usually not looking at a skill position (RB, WR).

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

And without the team around them, those ILBs take a terrific beating – more even than the regular job description calls for. There’s always the prospect of them having to deal with O-Linemen, but they last longer in better health when they have the widebodies in front of them taking O-Linemen out of the way for them.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

Never understood why Maualuga/Laurinitas were considered top 10 for awhile last year. Good ILB prospects, sure…but worthless without the big guys in front of ’em.

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Well...

They could be top 10 talents, but regardless they still have to be in the right situation… Would David Carr been as terrible if he had a decent line, that guy was just always spooked.

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly.

And that’s the thing about team-building.

When you build it right, you rarely seem to have a need to go top 10 for LB or RB. Instead, everyone sings your praises because you’re such a LB guru, sending no-names to the Pro Bowl, year after year.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah.

I struggle with non-pass rushing LB’s and RB’s in the first two rounds when the team is crap. Everyone wants these high-tackle number or big yardage college guys, but you can’t do it without the solid trench guys.

Flip-side: With the solid trench guys, you may not need those LB’s and RB’s. =)

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow...I suck.

I realize I just said the same thing you did. More beer here?

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like you could use another.

I have a couple frozen out in my truck. Maybe I should thaw ’em out.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Joys of beer on tap.

Never more than 25 steps away. =)

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

What do you have on tap?

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Tonight?

Free State Ad Astra and New Belgium Sunshine Wheat.

Although the Free State blew tonight. Got their Oatmeal Stout coming in on Wednesday. Wheat’s almost out…but everything I try to get in won’t come in ‘til after New Year’s. Might have to go generic (Fat Tire, Blue Moon) instead of something I’ve never had on tap before.

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

OH for fuck sake...

Now Im crazy jealous… Ad Astra is my favorite beer ever, can’t wait for them to start bottling that stuff.

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I prefer the Copperhead from them, personally.

The Ad Astra is quality stuff, though.

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Ive never had the Copperhead...

Im thinking about having a night of debauchery in Lawrence one weekend… I also get to go to my first Jayhawk game in January (the biggest perk of not getting that job), so at the latest I will try it then.

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

If you like hoppy IPA's, it's great.

And I don’t know how much you like Stout’s, but that one is one of the few non-nitrogenized Stout’s out there. As someone who is strictly CO2, it’s nice to have a dark beer to drink.

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Im not a fan of Stouts...

though i will try it.

I also really like the Dead Guy Ale, and the Bell’s Amber Ale.

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Both are good.

I like the heavier stuff, though.

The wife likes the lighter wheats, so the two-tap system works.

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I hate Wheat beer...

If you like Dark beer try this stuff…

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 10:14 PM CST up reply actions  

BUT TyJACK SUCKS WE NEED TO CUT HIM AND DRAFT MCCLAIN!!!

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

NEED TO DRAFT GOLDEN TAINT!!!

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I can get behind (and inside) that idea.

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Sinners

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 10:18 PM CST up reply actions  

That really probably does have an entirely different connotation...

in the world of paraphilias

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I warned you once!

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

10-0 Niners?

What the hell?
Crazy football season

Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

Figures... Took the Cards in streak for the cash...

But at least Halladay isnt a Red Sawk!

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

True dat homeboi (Sorry for that)

The deal actually is starting to look better. Looks like we will be getting 3 really good prospects

Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

It actually looks like the Rare Win Win Win

Seattle Upgrades, Philly Upgrades, and Toronto cleans out on a guy they were gonna lose.

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually

Not sure why Seattle would want/need a one year rental. Sure Felix and Lee are a dominant 1-2 punch, but there isn’t much else on that roster (apollogies to Ichiro)

Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

The Royals Review guys

have been saying that Seattle is almost a lock to win their division. They already had the best defense in baseball and now they have 2 of the top 10-15 starters in baseball.

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

A pretty punchless battling order though.

Last year (well 2008) Jays had the best pitching staff and best defense in the AL and didn’t win shit because they couldn’t hit

Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

They picked up Chone Figgens too...

Who really is a great underrated player… Oh and Jack Wilson, who isn’t great but no slouch either. Those guys aren’t Teixiera type names, but they are gonna be good, in a very winnable division, especially since the Halos aren’t getting better.

Seattle might have the best GM in the game right now.

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Gore is running hard between the tackle tonight.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

He is proving my point ealier very well

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Very much so.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

You have got to be kidding me.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

Nightmare for AZ.

Kurt has NOT looked good tonight.

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Not at all. The Cards are just notorious for this.

Every team has its ups and downs, but the Cards are either really high or really low.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

They aren't who we thought they were?

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

The "not at all"

was in agreement with your comment on Kurt.

Sorry, Kalo.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I figured.

But since you corrected yourself, I’m going to take offense to what you’ve said. =)

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, screw you then.

:)

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd flag you if you didn't have Chiefus in your sig line. ;-)

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Niners are getting to him.

They’re so in his face that he’s forcing the ball out against a 2-man pass rush. Unreal. But that’s why you blitz as much as you have to until it starts striking home. You can always drop back later, when the alarm clock has been set ahead to Daylight Savings Time in the QB’s head.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Random, off-topic, observation:

You never outgrow of procrastination.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:11 PM CST reply actions  

-of

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

My favourite all time saying

“Procrastion is like masterbation…it feels good at the time, but in the end all you are doing is f*cking yourself”

My second favourite is:

“Don’t sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things”

Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Both quotes make me want to masturbate & procrastinate more.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Makes me want to masturbate, too. But not right now.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Im putting off writing a short paper...

Of course its extra credit, so who am I kidding, Im not gonna write it

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I own this shirt

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Just bought this one last week

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

I hate to admit it, but Crabtree is crazy good

Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 9:11 PM CST reply actions  

That was a pretty catch and run.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll take that bet

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Just amazing.

The Singletary Effect.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:15 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

Listen to this epic fuck up.

My buddy’s winning his FF game by 2 points with Warner yet to play. I asked him if he was going to sit Warner and he said “Nah, what is the chance Warner gets negative points?”

What does he have 3 or 4 turnovers!?

Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

Almost like benching Brady

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Again

What is with the stupid filter on the MNF highlights?

You take an HD source and introduce artifacts and lines?

Fuck you, ESPN.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

HD snob.

In seriousness, though…I’m a huge snob myself. I will sometimes decline to watch things because they’re not HD.

USA’s World Cup qualifiers in Trinidad and Costa Rica were brutal.

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I've watched 10 of the 11 Chiefs games in regular D

Its terrible. I pay $49 per month for Sunday NFL ticket and still can’t get Chiefs games in HD

Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

That is complete bullshit and I am in the same boat.

Pay for Sunday Ticket, and then $100 more to get the game sin HD?

They are all broadcast in HD. Stop acting like you are doing us a favor, DIRECTV.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh...how? =)

I suffer when I go to visit the in-laws. Not only is it smaller (55" versus 28"), but their SD I swear is worse than normal.

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

In-law SD

Their hatred for us has been proven to affect the electromagnetic environment within 200 feet of them. It’s science.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

The funny part is that my father-in-law is a great guy.

When he comes to my house, he’s glued to the TV (and the kegerator). He’s almost pulled the trigger several times, but never goes ahead and does it. One of these days it’ll work out.

Until then, your theory is sound. =)

"I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City." -- Roger Maris

by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Man after my own heart.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Does anyone remember when Sydney Rice was a terrible draft pick...

Man Farves most underrated skill is maximizing mediocre receivers.

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:21 PM CST reply actions  

I could have used you this offseason

It was craig vs ALL OF AP in the all-out FavreBashfest

Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Im not a Farve fan...

But he had some years where he put up ridiculous numbers in Green Bay with a bunch of Nobodies. Sydney Rice was the original DHB

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Halftime funniousness

I laughed myself to tears the first time I read this.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:23 PM CST reply actions  

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

I LOVE YOU

I got that email about 3 years ago and couldn’t find it again
That wins the internet

Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I posted that in a game thread

a couple weeks ago… I think woodman and I were in another heated U2 discussion…

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I had a feeling you guys would know of/equally enjoyed it before, too.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

proof that I beat you

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2009/11/22/1169503/snf-eagles-bears-open-thread#26023941

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I give

egomaniac

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

You've seen the sequel too right?

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I loved that one too.

Did you see his review of Quantum of Solace?

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

It's awesome

Here

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah it is great...

I was gonna watch it, then remembered how bad it was… Even though ive never seen it

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny thing is

I didn’t dislike it while watching it, but I read that afterward and every word is truth.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Ive never been a huge Bond fan...

I dig the Aston Martins and banging the chicks, but you always knew how they were gonna end. I really did like the first “new” Bond flick though.

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

But you have to love the unnecessarily elaborate and escapably slow traps.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing at this:

I’ve never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I was really disappointed by the Air and Space Museum.

Turned out it’s just full of stuff.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

My favorite is this:
This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they’d come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F

I am crying right now. It just never gets old.

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you, craig.

Gatsby sucks, now it is internet fact.

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I reject your reality and substitute my own

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Breaston is not a good PR.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched him receive the kick, look at the defense, and take 4-5 steps backwards to get tackled.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

Levi Brown was a first round pick before Adrian Pederson

How many superbowls would Arizona have won with AP?
1?
3?
10?

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 9:47 PM CST reply actions  

How many SBs has MIN won with AP?

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

One in a couple months.

Plus thats not my point. Minnesota had no offense before Favre came in.
Arizona has a dynamic offense, AP would be amazing with this team

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes, AP would be amazing with AZ.

And great as Favre is, MIN also added some missing pieces at the receiver positions (or Bobby Wade would still be a Viking). Great as Favre is, he’s been blessed by dominant WRs, who’ve turned many ill-considered passes that were up for grabs into highlight reels.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Blessed with dominant recievers, or turned average recievers great?

Sydney Rice and Viscante Shancoe wern’t exactly household names a year ago

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Good point.

Can you name anyone else MIN added to their roster at wideout?

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Berrian was meh before as well...

and I dont think anyone could have expected Harvin to be this good… He is everything that Bush was expected to be

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Berrian still is meh.

I’ve watched every Viking snap this year. Him and Brett can’t get on the same page.
Harvin is going to be a bona fide superstar though

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

No-no. Favre is turning Berrian into a superstar, or haven't you been paying attention?

That was unkind of me.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm just sayin' this offense was on the verge of turning the corner with Tarvaris.

Can’t say Favre has hurt the team, for SURE, but I think he’s been blessed with good situations, is what I’m saying. And I saw LOTS of passes thrown up for grabs that Brooks and Freeman came down with. Favre always got the glory for those catches, whereas a QB with lesser WRs would be called a loose cannon or questioned for using poor judgement throwing high into coverage the way he always has his whole career.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

That is most likely the other Adrian Peterson - RB Chicago

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

This guy

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

/need

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

How was that guy born in Gainsville... And not go to Florida?

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Noone ever get HughesNet...

…it blows.

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

Hi... Your interupting

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

Uhhh...

…did anybody else just feel like we got a woody?

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Thats

Sheriff Woody, to you!

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

The thought of a pinned-on silver "Sheriff" star...

…OUCH.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Pinned into your bare man-boob...

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Bloody chesticles.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

EH!?

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Its from the Herm Coors commercial

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Gatsby

Go post your rad mock draft over at mocking the draft

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

GENIUS!!!

Though Im not sure it would go as well there since they aren’t all Chiefs fans. I may do another one that will be more awesomer, not something I threw together in 25 minutes.

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Let me know

I’ll go put some of my awesome opinions

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Gatsby submission was quick

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool...

I imagine I am going to be Very productive During the break.

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

It's pretty much the same thing for me...

I go to MOSO…im always on break…

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

"Squirting through the hole"

Really?!

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

Squirters are awesome

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-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Hope so...

The dang thing put me to sleep a bit ago…

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

get outta here troll

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

No one touches the shaqtus

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 10:02 PM CST reply actions  

Speaking of crazy....

How about that Thurman Thomas

Then again…what kinda athlete am I?

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:03 PM CST reply actions  

okay what type athlete are you

Hehe. Fail.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

That has to be fake

…I hope.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Did your people call his people?

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 10:22 PM CST up reply actions  

That is sad, then.

Absolutely pathetic.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

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by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Athletes gotta learn...

Less is more…lol

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Thomas has been saying stupid shit for years

twitter is just a new avenue for his inane ramblings

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

It's real

he’s an idiot

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

From now on, we need an over/under on how many times Gruden says "chess match" on Monday nights.

I swear I hear it all the time.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:06 PM CST reply actions  

I've seen a Jaws one

You take a drink everytime he says “National Football league”

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Man you watch the way these two teams run and tackle and it seems the Chiefs are in a different (lesser) league.

Prediction for '09: Chiefs are looking like a .500 team, especially considering Denver's inattention to D-Line, Chokeland's disarray, and a San Diego team that looks like it's on the decline. With a weak schedule, Chiefs steal a few and win between 7 and 9 games, and if .500 or better, will contend for supremacy in a weak division.

by hmills110 on Dec 14, 2009 10:06 PM CST reply actions  

Doesn't hurt that we're watching Willis and Dansby.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah it really does

And then you think of Arizona’s defense last year…..and how much better it’s gotten this year with a new coordinator.

by Joel Thorman on Dec 14, 2009 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I call it the "Desert Storm Defense"

But…only when it does well…

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

In all fairness

AZ D played much better down teh stretch last year

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey...

You can keep your stats and facts to yourself…

Cassel sucks, LJ is teh Awesome, and DJ is da graytist linebackah evah!

You really should get professional help. Your obsession with ND football is not healthy. ---Dr. lookingdeadred

by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

And 25 is a cancer...

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

What a douche

expecting teammates to make plays.

asshole

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I heard DJ makes pasta

with leetsauce

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

That is l33tsauce, mister.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I sit corrected

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

It's like Alfredo and Marinara combined.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

...did they get that play off?

I swear the playclock read 00.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:09 PM CST reply actions  

Blocked extra point?

That stings.

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by craig in calgary on Dec 14, 2009 10:10 PM CST reply actions  

How is Rackers an NFL kicker?

I have thought he was awful since like…06

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:13 PM CST reply actions  

That's not to say he is terrible always...

But he seems to miss key kicks…like against the bears in 06…then against us the next week in 06…

I know there are many others, as well..

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Yea...

Just seems to choke a lot..

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Were they playing Pantera

before the kickoff?

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 10:29 PM CST reply actions  

Anthrax

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

How sure are you...

I thought it sounded like Mouth for War.

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by averagegatsby on Dec 14, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh no

I wasn’t talking about the music. I was just offering a diagnosis of your condition

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Of all the things to get on a custom jersey...

“Calledinsick” ?!

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:32 PM CST reply actions  

Mine says

“DTReatsmonkeydung”

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope you catch Super-Swine Flu.

Twice.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Poor taste.

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Why is that?

The regular flu kills more people every year than H1N1.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Cuz I thought I had it once...THAT'S WHY!

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I totally forgot about that!

And you lived, point proven.

j/k :)

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I got double vaacinated

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

wait

why would Philly trade for Halladay only to turn around and ditch Lee?

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 10:33 PM CST reply actions  

Now that's just doing a crappy job of taking care of the football.

Pathetic.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:43 PM CST reply actions  

7 turnovers...

This makes us feel better about our 4…eh?!

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:43 PM CST reply actions  

'Twas I

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

26 I believe...

9 PA, 237 yds, 2 INT, 4 FR, 4 Sacks

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

These guys

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I know I'm joining in late but....

Damn! Mike Singletary has done one HELLUVA job in SF!!!!

I just have to say that. I am totally impressed.

by Chiefsfan1970 on Dec 14, 2009 10:46 PM CST reply actions  

He has done a very good job so far.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

And I as well.

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

My "caption this" owns

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 10:46 PM CST reply actions  

The Browns and the 49ers

Beat the two teams from last year’s Super Bowl this week.

Ridiculous.

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:48 PM CST reply actions  

BTW - Awesome FanPost earlier, Kalo

I rec’d but refrained from commenting.

-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.

-"All praise Chiefus."

by DThomasReigns on Dec 14, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank Santa.

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by woodman212 on Dec 14, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course, thank you.

I thought it might be a good time to hit some of those points before the end of the season brings the plethora of posts about what we should do with the team. Not that I really think it’ll help, but I guess it’ll stop me from repeating those things when it happens. Heh.

Just needs a few more to hit the top now. =)

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

It was missing something

Like

6) Try not to make your posts sound like you’re bitching at the rest of us. We’re not freaking Clark Hunt. He isn’t even a member. We don’t care that you’re on the ledge about to dive off the fandom cliff. We don’t need you telling us what we should think or feel. Douche.

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by KCSatchmo on Dec 14, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

You just really want my post to have "douche" in it, don't you?

=)

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by KaloPhoenix on Dec 14, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I admit it is funny to me to think of you calling someone a douche

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