Week 14 is upon us and we face the Bills form Buffalo. What is a Bill anyways? And who names a city in New York after a animal of the Great Plains? If anyone can answer this question for Leafdamus, he would be greatly appreciative. Leafdamus is pretty sure that the people of that area are off their rocker and probably couldn't think of better names if they tried. Because they are off their rockers Leafdamus needs not to ask the gods who will win this games because these Bills, whatever they are, don't stand a chance. But if you trust not in the words of Leafdamus, may you have a trillion cock roaches eat their way out of your stomach for such idiocy, then enter the realm of the gods and see what they have to say.
At this time the gods are out to lunch with Ashley so get your picks in now while you can and once she gets back Leafdamus will fill the rest of this post with his normal nonsense.
Oh look She's back.
Week 12 Results:
|
League Games |
Percentage |
KC Game |
Bolan21 |
9-4 |
69% |
17 |
chiefsandcigars |
11-2 |
85% |
23 |
Chiefsfan85 |
12-4 |
74% |
72 |
chiefsinchina |
11-2 |
85% |
61 |
cpa913 |
9-4 |
69% |
62 |
Fourstrike89 |
9-4 |
69% |
61 |
idahochieffan |
8-5 |
62% |
59 |
KC Nate |
11-5 |
69% |
61 |
Leaf |
11-5 |
69% |
60 |
Steve_Chiefs |
9-7 |
56% |
60 |
ttownmikey |
10-6 |
63% |
65 |
upamtn |
14-2 |
88% |
18 |
Week 12 was short of a weak turn out week. Leafdamus is not surprised as he knows most here are weaklings and they needed their mommies for Thanksgiving. This was a good thing as we need not all this weak blood flowing in here. The gods only require the truly devout to be here to receive their wisdom. upamtn gain showed his dedication to the gods and took home his second title as he stood clearly above the rest. A truly dominating performance.
Week 13 Results:
|
This Week |
Season |
||||
|
League Games |
Percentage |
KC Game |
League Games |
Percentage |
KC Games |
chiefsandcigars |
8-7 |
53% |
76 |
77-37 |
68% |
205 |
Chiefsfan85 |
6-9 |
40% |
65 |
77-53 |
59% |
356 |
chiefsinchina |
9-6 |
60% |
69 |
31-12 |
72% |
139 |
dwill_pittst |
8-7 |
53% |
65 |
8-7 |
53% |
65 |
idahochieffan |
8-7 |
53% |
66 |
62-34 |
65% |
271 |
j-man |
11-4 |
73% |
16 |
33-12 |
73% |
16 |
Jay 23 |
10-5 |
67% |
69 |
66-36 |
65% |
248 |
KC Nate |
6-9 |
40% |
70 |
86-43 |
67% |
286 |
Leaf |
10-5 |
67% |
71 |
116-61 |
66% |
426 |
NJChieffan16 |
8-7 |
53% |
65 |
8-7 |
53% |
65 |
Steve_Chiefs |
8-7 |
53% |
129 |
115-62 |
65% |
468 |
ttownmikey |
9-6 |
60% |
69 |
94-51 |
65% |
344 |
upamtn |
10-6 |
63% |
20 |
91-36 |
72% |
162 |
In a very sad week, where it look as if no one was going to deserve the crown, j-man comes out and delivers his 3rd 11-4 week to take the crown. the gods love that kind of consistency. the rest of us false prophets need to repent of our sins and sacrifice a few more virgins to the gods in order to regain favor as only 2 had less then 60 points on the chiefs game. Sad Sad week indeed.
Week 14 Predictions:
New Orleans at Atlanta - Atl
Green Bay at Chicago - GB
New York Jets at Tampa Bay - NY
Miami at Jacksonville - Jac
Detroit at Baltimore - Bal
Seattle at Houston - Hou
Denver at Indianapolis - Ind
Cincinnati at Minnesota - Min
Carolina at New England - NE
Washington at Oakland - Was
St. Louis at Tennessee - Ten
San Diego at Dallas - SD
Philadelphia at New York Giants - NY
Arizona at San Francisco - Ari
Buffalo at Kansas City - KC 24 - 13
Revised Champ Picks:
AFC - Indianapolis
NFC - New Orleans
SB - Indianapolis
For those who still haven't yet want to attempt to prove their connection to the gods is greater, feel free to be embarrassed and then ridiculed. The rules are simple. Look into your crystal ball, play Tarot, smoke some peyote, or sacrifice the Brett Farve goat to the gods for some inspiration then pick who you think is going to win this week. and to make sure your connection to the Almighty is authentic you have to actually predict the score of the Chiefs game. Now that the season is half over Leafdamus would like to reinstate the prediction of the Championship games in order to see if they are hearing the gods more clearly now then they did back at the beginning of the season. This will continue till the end of the season. You can join in at any time but will not get credit for games already played. May the gods find your sacrifice to be unacceptable and they send a thousand and one plagues your way.