Okay, Randy. I shouldn't do this, but I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget about this. I want you to get your priorities straight, quit hanging out with those hoodlums and sign your commitment to your team. Have you done that yet?
"Winners is a term 'winners' don't use (we just say "we" or "us")"
Losers often put too much time and effort into passive aggressive signs.
"Relatively speaking, "winners" apparently knock out their assistant coaches!"
"Also relatively speaking, wearing abnormally large crosses seems to help with "winning" as well!"
"Winners. GO. TO. KINKOOOOOS!!!"
"Fuck passive aggressive, we're aggressive aggressive"
"THIS SIGN IS AWKWARDLY WORDED FOR MOTIVATIONAL PURPOSES!!!!!!"
"What have YOU done for PARADEDOM today?"
"YOU, YEAH YOU, GILBERRY! WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? GET BACK TO WORK"
(ed note: somehow the idea of Haley arbitrarily singling out Wallace Gilberry is hilarious to us, sorry if you don't agree)
"LAMINATION MEANS BUSINESS!"
"We have your phones tapped, no, seriously."
"Golf & Kinkos ... ITS WHAT WE DO!"
"Have you apologized for getting drunk and twittering nonsense and being oddly homophobic while insulting fans today?"
"I SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THOSE 'OFF THE STREET' GUYS!"
"Winners have names that don't rhyme with 'HAUL ASS DILLBERRY!!!'"
"I'm with WINNER - See that? None of you, none."
"I'M NOT AFRAID TO LEAVE A STRONGLY WORDED POST-IT IN YOUR LOCKER SON!"
"Get out there and call those cart path violations!"
"I'mma 2 sport coach, what are you, a one sport athlete?"
"YOU'RE ALL WINNERS IN MY BOOK! (Does this make up for the last one guys?)"