"PLAY LIKE A PARADEPION TODAY!!!" & Other Motivational Sign Ideas...
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on Nov 7, 2009 3:56 PM CST
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Okay, Randy. I shouldn't do this, but I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget about this. I want you to get your priorities straight, quit hanging out with those hoodlums and sign your commitment to your team. Have you done that yet?
"Winners is a term 'winners' don't use (we just say "we" or "us")"
Losers often put too much time and effort into passive aggressive signs.
"Relatively speaking, "winners" apparently knock out their assistant coaches!"
"Also relatively speaking, wearing abnormally large crosses seems to help with "winning" as well!"
"Winners. GO. TO. KINKOOOOOS!!!"
via www.kcchiefs.com
awwwwww
"Fuck passive aggressive, we're aggressive aggressive"
"THIS SIGN IS AWKWARDLY WORDED FOR MOTIVATIONAL PURPOSES!!!!!!"
"What have YOU done for PARADEDOM today?"
"YOU, YEAH YOU, GILBERRY! WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? GET BACK TO WORK"
(ed note: somehow the idea of Haley arbitrarily singling out Wallace Gilberry is hilarious to us, sorry if you don't agree)
"Yo Redskins! I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish but... the Chiefs are having one of the worst seasons OF ALL TIME!"
"LAMINATION MEANS BUSINESS!"
"We have your phones tapped, no, seriously."
"DAMMIT GIIIIIIILLLLLBERRY!"
"Golf & Kinkos ... ITS WHAT WE DO!"
"Have you apologized for getting drunk and twittering nonsense and being oddly homophobic while insulting fans today?"
"I SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THOSE 'OFF THE STREET' GUYS!"
"Winners have names that don't rhyme with 'HAUL ASS DILLBERRY!!!'"
"I'm with WINNER - See that? None of you, none."
"I'M NOT AFRAID TO LEAVE A STRONGLY WORDED POST-IT IN YOUR LOCKER SON!"
"Get out there and call those cart path violations!"
"I'mma 2 sport coach, what are you, a one sport athlete?"
"YOU'RE ALL WINNERS IN MY BOOK! (Does this make up for the last one guys?)"
and finally....
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Oh my god
That was freaking hillarious. The Parade has done it again.
“YOU, YEAH YOU, GILBERRY! WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? GET BACK TO WORK”
lmao
Milk was a baaaad choice.
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by Patrick Allen on Nov 7, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
How funny would it be....
If Todd Haley played right into the whole thing and showed up to practice in a golfing outfit driving a golf cart with clubs and the whole nine yards….
That would show how great Haley is….
"Its going to be a challenge, its going to feel like forever, and there will be difficulties. But we will emerge on the other side of it stronger than we were when we entered." ~ Sudden
That would be a good way to handle it
He could stand on the sidelines hitting golf balls and guys that screwed up.
“Catch THIS ONE Bowe!”
I'm not a big haley supporter....
but if he did that…. he’d basically have a pass from me for the rest of his chiefs tenure just for having such a good sense of humour….
word is after the lj comments on twitter
he showed up to the team meeting wearing a golf hat. apparently everyone got a kick out of it
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Harry S. Truman
Haley
Did show up in a golf cap. Can’t remember who wrote about it (Gretz possilby) and said that quite a few players got a chuckle out of it.
WTF
I came here to see me some dolphins. Where the hell are the dolphins/
Funny shit parade.
by nurthys on Nov 7, 2009 5:16 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
God bless you Parade
I had a REALLY long day and by the time I finished this post I literally had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.
Rec’d
It's a good thing Pioli and Haley aren't running AP or a lot of you guys would of been traded or cut for cast offs from the Pats Pulpit.
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