Caption This
by Chris Thorman on Nov 6, 2009 8:15 AM CST
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PrintI see this picture of the Jaguars long snapper and I immediately think of Wayne's World - "It might happen, tsshyeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt." What a great movie, full of jokes that I only got about ten years later.
One of my favorite scenes is when Wayne is backstage at the Alice Cooper concert.
Wayne Campbell: So, do you come to Milwaukee often?
Alice Cooper: Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century.
Pete: Hey, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name?
Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. In fact , it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."
Wayne Campbell: I was not aware of that.
Such a good movie. Anyway, have at it with your own Caption This lines on this Friday morning.
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argh
i had to pull my cheeks apart for this one
Ping pong ball? Hell, that's nothing. Watch what I can do with this football!
"Every day is an evaluation and if you’re not out there how can we depend on you? If you’re out there and you don’t know what to do, how can we depend on you?" Accountability -- Haley-style...
by Chief_Elmo on Nov 6, 2009 8:51 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Not a caption, just another Wayne's World fan
I always loved the line:
“I don’t even own “ah” gun. Let alone several guns that would neccitate a rack."
It's a good thing Pioli and Haley aren't running AP or a lot of you guys would of been traded or cut for cast offs from the Pats Pulpit.
best scene ever
Sorry I cant get on Youtube at work but this is SO funny
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2pqpi_waynes-world-sponsors-vostfr_fun
Great players dont win championships.....Great TEAMS win championships
Isnt that the new NFL Fantasy File video
where he catches the ball with his facemask?
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher’s ass… No, wait. It’s gotta be your bull.
I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.
by soybon on Nov 6, 2009 9:17 AM CST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
any Tommy Boy reference gets a wreck from me!
and that was perfect
* "I doubt anyone will miss Connor Barth except UCrawford"
* the LB corps may become the biggest strength of the Chiefs in 2009
* The OL is NOT as bad as you think it is... give it time, and you'll see improvement this season
YMCA Scene
Best scene in Wayne’s World. I also loved the scenes with Chris Farley.
Dirk Koetter's innovative new pass attack
KC Rag
Jason ‘I Create Controversy’ Wittless
As I passed the Jaguars practice facility on my way to scout out the spread at the buffet I noticed that Dirk Koetter has emplemented a new twist to the team’s pass offense.
When I returned a few hours later I questioned Koetter about the unorthodox pass catching technique.
‘We have a creative coaching staff on this team. After a night of binge drinking with Monken and Tice we came up with a brilliant idea that we are sure will cause confusion and frustration in the secondary of any opposing team. Just think about it. If all of our passes are no more than two or three feet off the ground we will never be intercepted and the rest of the teams in the NFL will take notice. We all know this is a copy-cat league and I assure you that all the other teams will begin installing something similar to what we have devised.’
When asked if this will cause the quarterback to have to wait longer in the pocket for pass routes to develop Koetter quickly got defensive.
“You always gotta be the fly in the ointment don’tcha Wittless?”
"There are few secrets in football. So execute." ~Coach Stram
"I think it's the fans. The place is crazy. It's a good crazy, if you're Kansas City." ~Coach Schottenheimer
by Bad Medicine on Nov 6, 2009 9:28 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
WR drill
This is our receivers catch drill! Wonder why we have so many dropped passes.
Disagree with the correlation
The image reminds me more of this:
ALLLLL RIGHTY THENNNNNNN!!!!
Bill Parcell’s: "You are what your record says you are."
"My job is not to collect talent, but to build a team. Individuals make the Pro Bowl. Teams win championships. That is our goal."—Chiefs GM Scott Pioli.
as well as: "Scene dos"
Bill Parcell’s: "You are what your record says you are."
"My job is not to collect talent, but to build a team. Individuals make the Pro Bowl. Teams win championships. That is our goal."—Chiefs GM Scott Pioli.
About the only logical place for him these days
Sorry, he’s on my naughty list for being an ass about vaccines.
Blame my wife!
Waiting until August 2010
Not really funny....He and his wife are trying to keep kids from being vaccinated
They claim it caused their kid to develop autism. It’s got nothing to do with the pic. You can google it.
Bill Parcell’s: "You are what your record says you are."
"My job is not to collect talent, but to build a team. Individuals make the Pro Bowl. Teams win championships. That is our goal."—Chiefs GM Scott Pioli.
Well my pediatrician says he gives his patients vaccines
but not his kids either. He feels there is very strong evidence that vaccinating too young with todays vaccinations can directly lead to autism. He’s a doctor so.
Plus I used to be an office manager for an general practicioner in Tampa and he refuses to give his kids vaccines as well. He said there has already been one case where the parents have been awarded a financial settlement because of vaccines causing autism in their little girl. They won their case so they must have had some damn good evidence.
Autism is on the rise in the U.S. at such a staggering rate that something has to be the culprit. My daugher Haylee has autism. She was perfectly normal and could talk normal and was regular until after her last vaccines.
Wouldn’t be the first cover up. You wonna really have your eyes opened…research flouride. It’s one of the biggest scandals ever. It does absolutely zero for your teeth. Nothing. Never did never will. It was used in making atomic weaponry in the late 50s.
The excess was flushed into the water system of America. Which coincidentally is losing ground. More and more states have refused flouride being put in their water as the WHO has done extensive research into flouride versus non flouride water and the results say that flouride does absolutley zip for teeth. It’s a lie that they teach dentists in college. It’s big money.
I’m not making that up. I spent countless hours of research on it.
This isn't really the forum for it but it's one of my hot buttons
There are many proper peer reviewed papers that show there is no link between vaccines and autism. There is considerable doubt cast over the original reports of such a link, with the doctor in the UK who started it (Andrew Wakefield) being investigated for ethics violations, faking his results and having several conflicts of interest.
Regarding the financial settlement you mention, if it’s the one I am thinking of the case concluded that she had a rare mitochondrial disorder not autism. The vaccine court is a “no fault” court and the weight of evidence is very very very low.
There is little evidence that autism is actually on the rise. With a broadening diagnosis to “autism spectrum disorder” current research suggests that just more people are being labeled as such and that rates are fairly flat. If anything the removal of thimerosal (the substance most fingers are pointed at by the anti-vaccine crowd) has had no effect on autism rates.
If you want to do some more research start with:
http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/
Blame my wife!
Waiting until August 2010
I have nothing to add...
Take care now…
Bye Bye then.,
WE lost to WHO?
by Cowboynchrist on Nov 6, 2009 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
Alice
Alice Cooper is one of the coolest guys in rock. He’s completely different offstage. He’s actually quite shy and has a great sense of humor.
Speaking of rockers in Wayne's World movies
I love how Steven Tyler got away with flashing the shocker in the video before the Rockin’ Rollercoaster at Disneyworld.
Another example of Cassel and his receivers not being on the same page
"The first step to penetration... must not be lateral"
-Confucius, in contrary to Glenn Dorsey lining up in the 2-tech
Jacksonville Gazette:
Jaguar’s Long Snapper Has Ribs Removed
From AP Wire: Jaguar’s long snapper, Joe Zelenka, had his ribs removed today in effort to improve his performance. Says Zelenka, “I don’t even leave the field anymore” Adds Head Coach Jack Del Rio, " We always encourage our players to attain all their ability." “Joe doesn’t even are if we pay him anymore”
Virtus In Arduo
C'mon Garrard, aim for my ass not the chin strap
Predictions as of 06.24.2009.
Larry Johnson will be a top 3 fantasy pick once again in 2010 (after a monster season in 2009.)
Dwayne Bowe will be a 2009 Pro Bowl selection.
Brandon Flowers will have at least 6 INTs in 2009 season.
Todd Haley will have a sideline shouting match caught on TV yelling at one of his asst. coaches.
by 58 was my friend on Nov 6, 2009 10:46 AM CST reply actions
Aggghhhhhh
I knew that brisket would sit heavy in my stomach!
"Thank you for flying Air Jaguar, exits are here, here and........ here."
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
How I miss you Joe Z
That’s the Jags longtime long snapper Joe Zelenka. It takes a special kind of guy to capture a fan base’s heart from the long snapper position and he was it. He was released this training camp, and I must say it was almost as bad as cutting Fred Taylor.
Big Cat Country Radio, Every Wednesday Night at 10 PM EST
by Jonathan Loesche on Nov 6, 2009 11:29 PM CST reply actions
I knew I shouldn't have put off that prostate exam!
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
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