Limerick Pay back
by tomahawk44 on Nov 30, 2009 2:41 PM CST
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Hey guys MHR has a Fanpost up with Limericks mocking the Chiefs and I thought it would be fun to get back at them with our very own. All in good fun that is.
http://www.milehighreport.com/2009/11/30/1178726/the-dude-abides-its-limerick-time
Im not very good at these things so Im not even going to try but our very own Craig from Calgary had a pretty funny one:
There once was a Bronco team that I feared
But now they are lead by a QB with a neck beard
His throws have no spunk
and his #1 WR is a punk
That being said if the Chiefs win this weekend it’ll be weird.
Lets see what you guys got!
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lol, you guys are fun.
Nobody else has done a limerick war with MHR before. Classic. Now EVERYONE will want to trash talk with limericks. HAHAHA
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
Just about every week. I don't think we did it for a few weeks, but it's usually up there every week.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
by Troy Hufford on Nov 30, 2009 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
You're on to something here.
If MHR and AP get a limerick war going, and BFTB and whatever the Raiders’ blog is (Silver and Black something or other) catch on, we could get this going on each team blog. It’d be funny as hell.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Go for it. I've never been around a more clever or funny way of trash talking.
At first, I thought “really, this is kinda dumb.” But when there is lots of participation, it is awesome.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
This is something only The Dude could force to catch on.
We’ve been doing it all year(only when playing AFC West opponents though).
I think the best one’s came out back in Week 6 when we played the Chargers…hilarious stuff.
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
I am a simpleton, so here is the one I did over at MHR.
The House of Horrors we do fear
Until the Chiefs power dissappear
Their greatness of Arrowhead
Becomes the remembered dead
Victory is what they shall never hear
Broncos 20, Chiefs 10….I hope. Win #14 in the last FIFTY YEARS.
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
I can't discount that...
Arrowhead stadium is a house of horrors for the Broncos…….Only 13 wins in 50 years…..
I’m hoping and praying for 20-10…
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
unfortunately Arrowhead isnt anything like it used to be...
I think this year you have a lot bigger chance at winning here than you have in most of the past years.
Uhhh...
when you guys went 1-15 a couple years ago…didn’t that one win come against the Broncos in Arrowhead? lmao
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
There once was a man from Nantucket...no wait a minute.
The Broncos started off at six and oh
After each week their heads sure did grow
Now they know they are not what they thought
So they come to Arrowhead to see what they got
But everyone here on AP already know that they really do blow
Chiefs 20 and Broncos 14.
Horses or Donkeys no one would fear,
listening to the Chiefs win is all we will hear!
“65 toss power trap” aint so dead yet,
watching Charles run is a good bet!
Losing the division again is the Bronco way each year!!!
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
Whoa is the life of a Mule
Your star WR is such a tool
Your destinned to suck
And stay stuck in the muck
For no Super Bowls without Elway is the rule
Feeling "The Love" and "Drinking the Kool AId"
Woe?
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
Ghosts of shanny and elway and davis haunted me,
all those years the donkey fans taunted me.
But now it’s mcdaniels and orton and marshall,
and although my opions are rather partial,
I’ll take my pioli and haley
and drink their kool-aid in daily.
As AP unleashes the PARADEBULATION
I know in my heart that this is only the start
of a coming Superbowl celebUration.
by Keyser Sose on Nov 30, 2009 3:50 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
A Beautiful Sonnet for the Jackasses in Orange.... :::Ahem::: AHEM::::
The Denver Broncos, what can I say…
Their record never goes one way…
One week it’s up… One week it’s down…
Invest in them? You’d be a clown.
The Great Depression for you it’d be,
Broncos, the worst economy.
The media didn’t call it luck
for Josh McDaniels, a real lame duck.
He’ll wander off like Romeo
A Patriot who will not grow.
Kyle is not Tom. Marshall is not Moss.
You had your win, now take your loss.
Twenty- Five means doom for you,
Ask Seymour, Russel, and Nnamdi too.
You think you’ll win, an easy scratch,
but don’t test us, ask Charlie Batch.
The Chargers really did not win,
we lost that game, and just gave in.
But soon enough we’ll be a team,
and soon invade your so called dream.
I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin.
'09, a new era begins in Kansas City.
by R2J_24 on Nov 30, 2009 4:03 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
These things kinda come easy to me...
Especially when it’s such an easy target as the Broncos.
I know that you're afraid... you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin.
'09, a new era begins in Kansas City.
lol, these are funny. Good job AP!!! The dueling limerick continues.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
Boom, it's on
The Bronco’s are coming to town
But they’ll leave with a bruise and a frown
Cuz Jamaal and the crew
Are gonna put it on you
You’ll be drag ass’in back home like a houn!
we’re all laughing at McDaniels flapping his mouth
good thing he talked while his season went South
the donkey fans all think that they’re god’s gift to man
and that the broncos will win because Josh is the man
but those of us with sanity know that the trash talk’s a tease
in the end all they’ll be left with is a choke and a “Child, please”.
The offseason tiffs with the coach
Led us to believe you’d be toast
But your opening streak
Went on for six weeks
The new streak we’ll be glad to encroach
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
by RDOGuy on Nov 30, 2009 10:04 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Nice.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
First attempt here. I'd be happy if we stole this from MHR and did it each week with our opponents. Raiders will be fun
Prepare for your first dose of Jamaal
The Steelers couldn’t stop him at all
What makes you think,
With your D in a stink
That Mr. Charles won’t get the game ball?
GO CHIEFS!!!!!
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 2:56 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Love Triangle:
While the Raiders I do love to hate
The Donkeys are fun to berate
‘Cause since Elway’s been gone,
each season they bomb
And each off season it’s back to the slate.
Our success hasn’t been that great either.
Although our new managemant does have us eager
to return to the fame
of winning most games
Until then on games I’ll not wager.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 3:10 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Ok, enough already
The Chiefs be great in December
Have been for as long as I can Remember
How hath they do in January?
When Arrowhead becomes a cemetery
This time the Broncos will dismember
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
Let's make it rain!
Think what you will about Cassel
’Cause your secondary he will hassle
And come Sunday night
The Chiefs will celebrate right
With stippers wearing nothing but tassles!
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 4:50 PM CST reply actions
Coach Haley:
Please don’t speak poor of Haley
If you do, he might eat your baby
On the sideline he’ll cuss
And raise a huge fuss
Will the Chiefs respond?… Maybe.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 4:51 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I dunno
This is fun, but we ought to try a Haiku war sometime. I’m a lot better at Haiku :-)
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Maybe we should just make it a poetry war in general.
I suck at Haiku, but Limericks come pretty naturally to me.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
True. Maybe next time we can just do "poetry wars" like RNGB said.
Free verse, Haiku, Limericks, ballads, quatrains, blank verse, It is all fair game. Final week of the regular season throwdown. It is on!!!!
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
I did that for ya.
Verbose in style, dispersion of thought, procrastination in life.
The guy formerly known as ZAPPA
I Rec'd it too.
We’re going to need several more to get it up top. Damn AP for it’s high traffic. Needing so many recs is a pain in the ass.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
Beast, I'll rec you. It just took me 24 hours to become a memeber of arrowhead pride!
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
Sweet. I give props to this one.
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
Did it. I gotta help out the fellow lyricists.
If Taylor Swift were to try and tackle me, I'd let her.
Brothers in Hate
We’ve got one thing in common us two:
we hate silver, black and powder blue.
Phil Rivers is $%it
Al Davis unfit
To top the proud, the strong and the few.
"But I hate the way our identity has changed..Kyle Orton might not be the flashiest quarterback, but the guy is a winner, and that formula worked for us. I hate to say it, but that’s the truth." --Brian Urlacher
No Dread,
‘It’ Tomahawk must be said,
Your challenge we need not dread.
Though now it is late,
Your team knows its fate,
Say, “Nighty-Nite” just go to bed.
Fore I now give you goodnight..
and hope you don’t take it light.
some think us as new
Look!! Orange and Blue!
The bad Broncs have entered the fight..
Funny all KC fans, thinking they have a chance…………..funny them…………….
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Little, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, Davis, and Sharpe...
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Just had to add this one over here (I'm proud of this one)
Child please! You must not have heard…..
Jamaal is hitting a 6+ yard average
I’m telling you that this dude is savage
The leagues best run defense
Even felt his presence
Your unit is going to get damaged.
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 2, 2009 2:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I used to think the Broncos had some awesome chant at their games.
It sounded like the whole crowd was saying “Beat the Chiefs” but then I realized that it happened after every incomplete pass, and they really just love their “in-com-PLEETEs” more than we love 1st downs, safeties, interceptions and touchdowns combined.
Am I the only one that finds that odd?
"The way this works is you string together some good games, some good practices and you get momentum and you gain confidence," linebacker Mike Vrabel said. "It can be a real positive for your team. It builds on itself."
OK that's not lyrics
How bout
“Hey McDee, you’re so blind, you’re so blind you blow my mind, hey mcDee, hey mcDee.”
"The way this works is you string together some good games, some good practices and you get momentum and you gain confidence," linebacker Mike Vrabel said. "It can be a real positive for your team. It builds on itself."
This limerick is dedicated to one of my favorite personnel moves of all time
Shanny thought Dale was a rotter,
And used him as locker room fodder.
But when Dale was free,
Shanny slapped down his fee,
See you can lead a Donk coach to Carter!
Thanks, Shanahan – you vilified Dale for years and then grabbed him when he and his fast eroding ability became available, destroying your own locker room in the process. It seems like Schlereth brings it up at least 3 or 4 times every season on ESPN.
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." ~Oscar Wilde
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