Blame Haley
by Patrick Allen on Nov 30, 2009 3:36 PM CST
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You may remember my "Damn Haley" post from earlier in the season. I had much fun with it and decided to do a post about things I'd like to blame Haley for. Hopefully whether you are a full fledged "Haley Homer" or a "Haley Hater" you will be able to enjoy this post.
Thus I present to you....
BLAME HALEY
Now with 100% less curse words!
via www.inkkc.com
Blame Haley for Charles not being able to hold on to the football. Why didn't he slap soem glue ont hat kids hands in pre game?
Blame Haley for Rudy Newwanger for hiking the ball so high it bounced off the Dallas Cowboys giant TV.
Further more, Blame Haley for Cassel not being able to jump 75 feet into the air to catch said ball. What's the matter Haley? Run out of giant trampolines and jet packs?
Blame Haley for the whole Tiger Woods thing. I have a sneaking suspicion it was not Tiger's wife but a jealous, failed gold pro named Todd Haley that smashed Tiger's window with a golf club.
I blame Haley for Tila Tequila. Why didn't he call that chick up and tell her not to annoy Shawn Merriman?
Blame Haley for the sinking of the Titanic. Bad play calling must have had something to do with them hitting that iceberg.
Blame Haley for the benching of Jamarcus Russel. If his lousy Chiefs wouldn't have beat the Raiders Jamarcus might still be playing.
Blame Haley for that time Dthomasreigns tried to spit into the toilet while peeing on Thanksgiving and ended up whizing on himself.
And now a song.
Don't worry, Blame Haley
by Patrick Allen
Here is a little song I wrote
you might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, blame Haley
In every game we have some trouble
Because Todd you make it double
Don't worry, blame Haley
Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo
Blame Haley
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, blame Haley
Aint got no Larry to fall right down
Instead we got this Jamaal clown
Don't worry, blame Haley
The fat man say your coach is nuts
You know that Whitlock he's a putz
Don't worry, blame Haley
via thebovinecomedy.files.wordpress.com
Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo
Blame Haley
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, blame Haley
Aint got no wins aint got no sacks
D-Bowe got fat off Haley snacks
Don't worry, blame Haley
'Cause when they lose it's coaches plan
But when they win its flash in pan
So don't worry, blame Haley
Don't worry blame Haley now
Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo
Blame Haley
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, blame Haley
Now here's a little song I wrote
I hope you learned it note for note
Like good little fans
Don't worry, blame Haley
Listen to what I say
With your team expect some trouble
It was Herm that made it double
Don't worry, blame Haley, blame Haley now.
Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo
Blame Haley
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, blame Haley
Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo
Blame Haley
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, blame Haley
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.
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What is the sign that asian girl is flashing with her hand?
Good stuff PA!
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
IT IS THE SHOCKER!
I just noticed it!
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by Patrick Allen on Nov 30, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
Whitlock
two in the pink, one in the stink!
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by Patrick Allen on Nov 30, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions
You'd have to pay me $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
to put my pinkie any where Whitlock’s “Stink”
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 30, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
How much do you think he paid those ladies?
to sit on his lap?
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by Patrick Allen on Nov 30, 2009 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Add a couple zeros
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 30, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
Freaking Whitlock man
I had never seen that picture before. Where the hell did it come from?
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by Patrick Allen on Nov 30, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Its a doctored photo.
Here is the original
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 30, 2009 3:55 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
ew!
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by Patrick Allen on Nov 30, 2009 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
uh....what is a shocker? sorry I'm showing my old ways again
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 30, 2009 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
Awesome!
The biggining was okay, but the song was fantastic. Rec’d
Feeling "The Love" and "Drinking the Kool AId"
thanks Porchop
going to have it in my head for days now! Could be worse I suppose….I could be going home to rewatch the Charger game. (Shudders)
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by Patrick Allen on Nov 30, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
thanks man
Please help send my girlfriend to Broadway! Visit http://magonbroadway.blogspot.com/
by Patrick Allen on Nov 30, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions
+1
For putting this in your post
Blame Haley for that time Dthomasreigns tried to spit into the toilet while peeing on Thanksgiving and ended up whizing on himself.
We can never let that story die.
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 30, 2009 3:45 PM CST reply actions
The story was so disgusting
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by Patrick Allen on Nov 30, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
What's in a thread should stay in a thread!
Haha
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09. Almost there :)
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Skins & Raiders! Pittsburgh Sweet!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 30, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
Rec Paddy
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09. Almost there :)
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Skins & Raiders! Pittsburgh Sweet!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 30, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
Rec'd
Nice. Throwing Whitlock in there was priceless. I am kinda pissed that he’s pulling hotter ass than me.
he can afford to pay for the hotter ass
its not like he could get it on merit alone
by chiefsandcigars on Dec 1, 2009 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
OMG!!!
The chick on Whitlock’s lap throwing up the shocker….. I’m at a loss for words. With one picture Whitlock’s gone from epic douche to Mythological Douche Legend. He’s like the Greek god of doucheness. Great pic.
Oh, yeah the song was funny too.
Rec’d
November 22nd 2009: Chiefs win in OT vs the Steelers 27-24. This could be the turning point for the Chiefs to get back to being respected.
by Red N Gold Beast on Dec 1, 2009 10:08 AM CST reply actions
Manliest jaw ive ever seen on a female, too....
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