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You may remember my "Damn Haley" post from earlier in the season. I had much fun with it and decided to do a post about things I'd like to blame Haley for. Hopefully whether you are a full fledged "Haley Homer" or a "Haley Hater" you will be able to enjoy this post.

Thus I present to you....

                                                      BLAME HALEY

Now with 100% less curse words!

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Blame Haley for Charles not being able to hold on to the football. Why didn't he slap soem glue ont hat kids hands in pre game?

Blame Haley for Rudy Newwanger for hiking the ball so high it bounced off the Dallas Cowboys giant TV.

Further more,  Blame Haley for Cassel not being able to jump 75 feet into the air to catch said ball. What's the matter Haley? Run out of giant trampolines and jet packs?

Blame Haley for the whole Tiger Woods thing. I have a sneaking suspicion it was not Tiger's wife but a jealous, failed gold pro named Todd Haley that smashed Tiger's window with a golf club.

I blame Haley for Tila Tequila. Why didn't he call that chick up and tell her not to annoy Shawn Merriman?

Blame Haley for the sinking of the Titanic. Bad play calling must have had something to do with them hitting that iceberg.

Blame Haley for the benching of Jamarcus Russel. If his lousy Chiefs wouldn't have beat the Raiders Jamarcus might still be playing.

Blame Haley for that time Dthomasreigns tried to spit into the toilet while peeing on Thanksgiving and ended up whizing on himself.

And now  a song.

Don't worry, Blame Haley

by Patrick Allen

Here is a little song I wrote

you might want to sing it note for note

Don't worry, blame Haley

In every game we have some trouble

Because Todd you make it double

Don't worry, blame Haley

Oo, oo-oo-oo,  oo-oo-oo,  oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo

Blame Haley

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, blame Haley

Aint got no Larry to fall right down

Instead we got this Jamaal clown

Don't worry, blame Haley

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The fat man say your coach is nuts

You know that Whitlock he's a putz

Don't worry, blame Haley

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Oo, oo-oo-oo,  oo-oo-oo,  oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo

Blame Haley

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, blame Haley

Aint got no wins aint got no sacks

D-Bowe got fat off Haley snacks

Don't worry, blame Haley

'Cause when they lose it's coaches plan

But when they win its flash in pan

So don't worry, blame Haley

Don't worry blame Haley now

Oo, oo-oo-oo,  oo-oo-oo,  oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo

Blame Haley

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, blame Haley

Now here's a little song I wrote

I hope you learned it note for note

Like good little fans

Don't worry, blame Haley

Listen to what I say

With your team expect some trouble

It was Herm that made it double

Don't worry, blame Haley, blame Haley now.

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Oo, oo-oo-oo,  oo-oo-oo,  oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo

Blame Haley

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, blame Haley

Oo, oo-oo-oo,  oo-oo-oo,  oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo

Don't worry

oo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo

Blame Haley

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Don't worry, blame Haley