If you read this...you might be a chiefs fan
by bigbearomaha on Nov 24, 2009 5:20 AM CST
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PrintWhen you stripe your burgers and dogs in alternating stripes ketchup and mustard...you might be a Chiefs fan
If your definition of a ground assault is " Cristian Okoye", you might be a Chiefs fan.
When your pajamas all consist of Kansas City player jerseys...you might be a Chiefs fan.
If you still refuse to have that Trent Green tattoo surgically removed...you might be Chiefs fan
If you have been known to rouse from a nap muttering "martyball" over and over...you might be a Chiefs fan.
If you are a member of AP and have more posts to your name than the editorial crew...you might be a Chiefs fan.
How do you know if you might be a Chiefs fan?
Big Bear
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.
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exactly...
and living here in OKlahoma the games stop showing once they lose the first 5 and i still find i way to watch online or at bar with the nfl package
by rockchalks7 on Nov 24, 2009 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
If you went to work on Monday and got congrats from other teams' fans...
you might be a Chiefs Fan
Prediction: Tamba gets 10 sacks this year.
by ChiefDog on Nov 24, 2009 6:40 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
ditto on...
the congrats from people. Most of them said they were glad KC won because they hate the Steelers.
by 5280ChiefsFan on Nov 24, 2009 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
If the Chiefs scored a TD despite being down 40 and you say it's not over yet...
You might be a Chiefs fan…
When you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.
If your monicker is
“There’s always next year” … you might be a Chiefs fan.
This isn't a "kum-bye-yah" campfire! THIS IS FOOTBALL!
BigBear, longtime no hear!
Good move by the Chiefs org, glad to see LJ gone.
You spend more time surfing AP than doing actual work...
you might be a Chiefs fan.
by chiefsandcigars on Nov 24, 2009 8:01 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
If you hear the phrase "65 Toss Power Trap"
and know who siad it, you might be a Chiefs fan!
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
by Lanier63 on Nov 24, 2009 8:40 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
What a way to start my AP week!
RECed!!
WE lost to WHO?
by Cowboynchrist on Nov 24, 2009 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
If you see the word "Guppy" and immediately think of a "grocery store and Jon McGraw"
you might be an Arrowhead Pride fan!
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
If you get pissed
when a blogger from another team throws thirty points in your face, and you get pissed, you might be a Chiefs fan.
Good move by the Chiefs org, glad to see LJ gone.
If you refuse to say that kicker's name...
you might be a Chiefs fan.
by NJ Chiefs Fan on Nov 24, 2009 9:44 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
talkin about elliott?
sorry i had to ask
by rockchalks7 on Nov 24, 2009 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
cause if not then he should be
i was still young when he blew those kicks but man ill never forget that
by rockchalks7 on Nov 24, 2009 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Yes, that's the guy.
The proper way to refer to him is as “the kicker whose name shall not be spoken”.
I still like the joke...
…..“the kicker whose name shall not be spoken” tried to hang himself but he couldn’t kick the chair out from under him.
Hahaha
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
by BigRedChief on Nov 24, 2009 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
A local bar a an editorial like cartoon of him
taking a leak and going wide left of the toilet…..
...no more explicit signature...
Where you....
Hear the name Todd Blackledge and Trezelle Jenkins and it sends into a rage where you want to tear your hair out.
by Shawk63 on Nov 24, 2009 9:57 AM CST via mobile reply actions
need we mention Ryan Simmmmmmmmmms?
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
Bobby Sippio?
LOL j/k Bobby…
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
and tood blackledge
is a bad announuer too
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
If you're still not sure what to do with your...
LJ jersey, you may be a Chiefs fan?
Mr J
KC Chiefs Fan
If you still have your LJ jersey.... you may be a Bengals fan.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
by BigRedChief on Nov 24, 2009 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
If you spent half your child hood
destroying all your friends in Tecmo Bowl with the awesome powers of Christian Okoye and DT, you might be a Chiefs fan.
Feeling "The Love" and "Drinking the Kool AId"
if you watch todd haley's press conference and the inside the locker room segment more than 20 times
on kcchiefs.com after we beat the steelers, you might be a chiefs fan
Give Todd Haley a full regular and off-season to build Bowe's Cassel, and we will all wreap the benefits...
If you use BBQ sauce as cologne you might be a Chiefs fan.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
by BigRedChief on Nov 24, 2009 12:38 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
If you go to the grocery store
to buy a steak, and think of #58 when you see a kc strip..
Just like novocaine. give it time; always works..
If you get into a serious arguement with your girlfriend
about the Chiefs being better than her team even though our record is horrible…You might be a Chiefs fan…
(Shes a Charger fan x-P )
My wife is a colts fan. Her favoite line to me is" if you wanna be the best, you gotta beat the best". Finally got to say it back last sunday.
by motrepip on Nov 25, 2009 8:26 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
If you
Stand and salute Len Dawson when he starts his broadcast…You might be a Chiefs fan
Cry at a game and justify it by saying Dick Vermeil does it too…You might be a Chiefs fan.
Have a shrine in your bedroom closet dedicated to Tony Gonzalez…you might be a Chiefs fan.
Took the day off when Derrick Thomas was inducted into the Hall of Fame…you might be a Chiefs fan.
Think the Royals should have red and white uniforms, you might be a Chiefs fan.
"Cry at a game and justify it by saying Dick Vermeil does it too"
Thats it, thats the one…
...no more explicit signature...
Wish it was the early 90's and you could slap Marty upside the head!
Wish it was the early 70’s and wish you could slap Hank Stram upside the head!
You might be a Chiefs fan
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09. Almost there :)
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Skins & Raiders! Pittsburgh Sweet!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
of if u watch all their games too
u might be a serect chifis fan
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
by j-man on Nov 24, 2009 9:13 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
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