Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Pt. 11 (PSSST......IT MIGHT NOT BE SFW EDITION)

by Leaf on Nov 21, 2009 8:58 PM CST Comment 24 comments

Welcome all. It is a wondrous week it is. Our Beloved Chiefs tied last years pathetic record and as such will not be any worse, no matter what all the haters around AP say, then last year's team. Leafdamus ahs been told that this week they face the defending world champs from Pittsburgh. Leafdamus is not scared of these Penguins and their fancy tuxedo suits. And how good can this Sidney Crosby guy be? He looks like he stopped wearing pull-ups only last week. Intimidating he is not. Fortunately for the Chiefs the game is in Arrowhead on grass, and these guys can't even tie their shoes off the ice. Thi......what do you mean....they are the defending world champs from Pittsburgh...they didn't win the championship, they stole it....very well. Leafdamus must apologize. The gods just informed him that it's not the Penguins that the Chiefs are facing but the Stealers. Leafdamus is still not scared. Even though the Chiefs have yet to win at Arrowhead this year, the Stealers can't hope to win as our refs are the most moralistic, fair refs in the league. Regardless Leafdamus knows the winner of this game and if you have not the patients to wait till tomorrow, or you need a tip for the betting lines, you have come to the right place.

Last week Ashley couldn't be with us as she was out promoting her new movie. We were fortunate to have Summer fill in. Considering the excessive slacking of Leafdamus' other self, if it weren't for Summer, we probably wouldn't had any participation. That being said, Ashley has returned but Leafdamus is willing to bet that Summer's beauty will grace AP once more.

Community Chest: The gods error in your favor. Count SF-Chi game as a win.

	This Week			Season			Championships
	League Games	Percentage	KC Game	League Games	Percentage	KC Games	AFC	NFC	SB
Chiefsfan85	9-6	60%	4	49-34	59%	206	Pittsburgh	New Orleans	Pittsburgh
chiefsinchina	11-4	73%	9	11-4	73%	9
darwithabar	10-5	67%	8	14-14	50%	17
Fourstrike89	11-4	73%	18	39-29	57%	142	?	?	?
idahochieffan	8-7	53%	18	32-20	62%	124	?	?	?
Jay 23	10-5	67%	8	56-31	64%	179	New England	New York Giants	New England
KC Nate	8-7	53%	23	56-26	68%	131	?	?	?
Leaf	10-5	67%	15	80-50	62%	280	Baltimore	Philadelphia	Baltimore
Steve_Chiefs	12-3	80%	21	85-45	65%	257	Indianapolis	New York Giants	Indianapolis
ttownmikey	10-5	67%	14	62-36	63%	203	New England	Minnesota	New England
upamtn	11-4	73%	23	55-24	73%	94	?	?	?

First thing of note, darwithabar successfully accomplished his redemption, posting high results on both sides of the board. Unfortunately he fell just short of the the ultimate redemption. This weeks title is split as no one person dominated the board. Steve_Chiefs had the most wins but Chiefsfan85 came with in 4 points of the Chiefs game. This is the Steve_Chiefs 3rd title and second that he's had to share. For those who want to know the the past winners here they are.

Week 1: CT Chiefs Fan

Week 2: Steve_Chiefs

Week 3: upamtn

Week 4: chicks_love_chiefs

Week 5: Steve_Chiefs/big_scott

Week 6: idahochiefsfan

Week 7: chiefsandcigars

Week 8: N/A

Week 9: KC Nate

Week 10: Steve_Chiefs/Chiefsfan85

Again the first game of the week has already been played. Leafdamus' time was being occupied by the hockey gods. For that everyone gets a win for that game as well.

Miami at Carolina - Mia

Washington at Dallas - Dal

Cleveland at Detroit - Det

San Francisco at Green Bay - GB

Atlanta at New York Giants - NY

New Orleans at Tampa Bay - NO

Buffalo at Jacksonville - Jac

Indianapolis at Baltimore - Ind

Seattle at Minnesota - Min

Arizona at St Louis - Ari

New York Jets at New England - NE

Cincinnati at Oakland - Cin

San Diego at Denver - SD

Philadelphia at Chicago - Phi

Tennessee at Houston - Ten

Pittsburgh at Kansas City - KC 20-16

Revised Champ Picks:

AFC - Indianapolis

NFC - New Orleans

SB - Indianapolis

People really need to read the last paragraph as Leafdamus added a new rule and no one saw it. This is their fault as time is running out on them.

For those who still haven't yet want to attempt to prove their connection to the gods is greater, feel free to be embarrassed and then ridiculed. The rules are simple. Look into your crystal ball, play Tarot, smoke some peyote, or sacrifice the Brett Farve goat to the gods for some inspiration then pick who you think is going to win this week. and to make sure your connection to the Almighty is authentic you have to actually predict the score of the Chiefs game. Now that the season is half over Leafdamus would like to reinstate the prediction of the Championship games in order to see if they are hearing the gods more clearly now then they did back at the beginning of the season. This will go on for the next 2 week. You can join in at any time but will not get credit for games already played. May the gods find your sacrifice to be unacceptable and they send a thousand and one plagues your way.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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My Prognosis is mildly Idiot status. My picks are:

IND @ BAL Indy gets a 10
WAS @ DAL Dallas, Washington goes to 0-5 on road
CLE @ DET Detroit shuts out Cleveland 3-0
SF @ GB GB wins 2nd chance Battle of the Bays
BUF @ JAC Jax gives the Interim Coach his 1st loss
PIT @ KC KC 15-14
SEA @ MIN Minny Jared vs Sackintosh? Allen gets 5!
ATL @ NYG Giants give Chiefs a mid 2nd rd pick :)
NO @ TB NO also gets a 10
ARI @ STL Arizona
SD @ DEN SD takes over 1st place in the West
CIN @ OAK Cincy finishes off Cable, I hope!
NYJ @ NE NE gives Jets their 3rd straight loss
PHI @ CHI Chicago

TEN @ HOU Houston ends the TN win streak

We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Washington & Oakland!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram

by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 21, 2009 9:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

From idahochiefan

my picks IND @ BAL – IND
WAS @ DAL – DAL
CLE @ DET -DET
SF @ GB -GB
BUF @ JAC -JAC
PIT @ KC -KC Wins-16-13
SEA @ MIN -MIN
ATL @ NYG – NYG
NO @ TB – NO
ARI @ STL – ARI
SD @ DEN – SD
CIN @ OAK – CIN
NYJ @ NE – NE
PHI @ CHI – PHI

TEN @ HOU – HOU

We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Washington & Oakland!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram

by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 21, 2009 9:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

From idahochieffan sorry

We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Washington & Oakland!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram

by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 21, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks Steve.

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
George Carlin-R.I.P.

by idahochieffan on Nov 21, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

from upamtn

upamtn is back YAY IND @ BAL Indy, Ravens can’t stop Manning
WAS @ DAL Dal, Cowboys and Indians again, usualy outcome, just like Old West
CLE @ DET Det, yes Lions get second win of the decade (or whatever)
SF @ GB GB, Rogers gets sacked 9 times but still finds a way to win
BUF @ JAC Jac, because they’re at home
PIT @ KC Pit 31 KC 10 – not a good day for AP-ers
SEA @ MIN Min, Vikes keep it rolling
ATL @ NYG NYG, G-Men have too much for TonyG to overcome
NO @ TB NO, Saints go marching thru Bucs defense
ARI @ STL Ari, Cards (from St Louis) beat Rams (from LA)
SD @ DEN Den, Broncos will win at Mile High
CIN @ OAK Cin, Chad and Larry have fun, one gets a fine for doing something dumb
NYJ @ NE NE, Pats bounce back at home after blowing game vs Indy
PHI @ CHI Phil, Eagles fly past Bears

TEN @ HOU Hou, Oilers …erm, Texans playing well, Oilers, erm, Titans can’t pull it off

We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Washington & Oakland!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram

by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 21, 2009 9:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

From wrestler189s

IND @ BAL- IND
WAS @ DAL-DAL
CLE @ DET-DET
SF @ GB-GB
BUF @ JAC-JAC
PIT @ KC-PIT (hope KC can prove me wrong)
SEA @ MIN- MIN
ATL @ NYG- NYG
NO @ TB- NO
ARI @ STL-ARI
SD @ DEN- SD (Would pick the donkeys but Orton and Marshall are both out…and im not sure about Dawkins)
CIN @ OAK- CIN (LJ still gets stuffed on the run)
NYJ @ NE- NE
PHI @ CHI- PHI

TEN @ HOU- TEN

We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Washington & Oakland!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram

by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 21, 2009 9:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Still needs a score on how Pitt could actually beat our Chiefs?

We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Washington & Oakland!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram

by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 21, 2009 9:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

thanks stevie

for getting those picks and bring them over. i was going to port them if you hadn’t once i got my kid to sleep. thanks again.

UCrawford will eventually calm down and realize that Haley isn't a bad coach.
Will embrace the Fire Haley Bandwagon if we lose to the raiders by more then a TD...
..But we aren't going to lose.
LJ will not land in Pittsburgh
The Chiefs will not be the number one pick in this years draft
The Chiefs first pick of the draft will NOT be a OL
Thinks UCrawford just needs a hug... offer is there when you are ready UC :p

by Leaf on Nov 21, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Just trying to help out

I know I wake up at noonish if I don’t have to work

Maybe my new moniker “Slacker”

We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Washington & Oakland!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram

by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 21, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

trying shrooms this week!

Washington at Dallas – Dallas
Cleveland at Detroit – Detroit
San Francisco at Green Bay – Green Bay
Atlanta at New York Giants – Atlanta
New Orleans at Tampa Bay – New Orleans
Buffalo at Jacksonville – Jacksonville
Indianapolis at Baltimore – Indianapolis
Seattle at Minnesota – Minnesota
Arizona at St Louis – Arizona
New York Jets at New England – New England
Cincinnati at Oakland – Cincinnati
San Diego at Denver – San Diego
Philadelphia at Chicago – Chicago
Tennessee at Houston – Houston

Pittsburgh at Kansas City – Kansas City 23 – 21

Long time kool-aid drinker & too old to learn a new trick! No flip-flopping allowed!

by ttownmikey on Nov 21, 2009 9:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

That feels good

Washington at Dallas – Dallas
Cleveland at Detroit – Clevland
San Francisco at Green Bay – Green Bay
Atlanta at New York Giants –NY Giants
New Orleans at Tampa Bay – New Orleans
Buffalo at Jacksonville – Jacksonville
Indianapolis at Baltimore – Indianapolis
Seattle at Minnesota – Minnesota
Arizona at St Louis – Arizona
New York Jets at New England – New England
Cincinnati at Oakland – Cincinnati
San Diego at Denver – San Diego
Philadelphia at Chicago – Chicago
Tennessee at Houston – Houston

Pittsburgh at Kansas City- Pittsburgh 28-10

That Falcons Pick Is Looking Like It Might Be Higher Then We Thought.

I have Ronnie Brown, Micheal Turner, and Dwayne Bowe all on my fantasy team.

by darwithabar on Nov 21, 2009 9:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Oh Yeah

Carolina vs. Miami- Miami Im real iffy about this one

That Falcons Pick Is Looking Like It Might Be Higher Then We Thought.

I have Ronnie Brown, Micheal Turner, and Dwayne Bowe all on my fantasy team.

by darwithabar on Nov 21, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Miami at Carolina – Mia
Washington at Dallas – Wash
Cleveland at Detroit – Det
San Francisco at Green Bay – SF
Atlanta at New York Giants – NY
New Orleans at Tampa Bay – NO
Buffalo at Jacksonville – Jac
Indianapolis at Baltimore – Bal
Seattle at Minnesota – Min
Arizona at St Louis – Stl
New York Jets at New England – NE
Cincinnati at Oakland – The Raidaaa’s
San Diego at Denver – Donkeys
Philadelphia at Chicago – Phi
Tennessee at Houston – Ten
Pittsburgh at Kansas City – KC 23-20 OT – Succup Wins!

Revised Champ Picks:

AFC – Kansas City = it’s still mathematically possible

NFC – New Orleans

SB – New Orleans

(Raiders game 1 should be listed here, 409 yds off, we let them off the hook)
(Cowboy's should be listed here - They are who we thought they were)
Skins
Raiders game 2

Next victim?

by cpa913 on Nov 21, 2009 9:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

My Picks!

Miami at Carolina – Mia lol

Washington at Dallas – Cowgirls

Cleveland at Detroit – Game of the Century goes to the Lions

San Francisco at Green Bay – Forty Niners

Atlanta at New York Giants – Falcons

New Orleans at Tampa Bay – Saints!

Buffalo at Jacksonville – Jacksonville

Indianapolis at Baltimore – Indy

Seattle at Minnesota – Jarrad Allen and the Vikings

Arizona at St Louis – Cards…

New York Jets at New England – Pats.

Cincinnati at Oakland – Cincy

San Diego at Denver – Broncos

Philadelphia at Chicago – Eagles….Cutler throws three picks.

Tennessee at Houston – Texans

Pittsburgh at Kansas City——I hate to go against my team but Steelers win. 24 to 17

Matt Cassel: 144 out of 259 for 1472 yards and 10touchdowns
Jamaal Charles: 47 attempts for 255 yards and 1 touchdown
Dwayne Bowe: 33 receptions for 466 yards and 4 touchdowns
Tamba Hali: 29 tackles, 3.5 sacks, 1 pass defended, 2 forced fumbles, 1 safety
Brandon Flowers: 31 tackles, 12 passes defended, 2 interceptions

by Chiefsfan85 on Nov 21, 2009 10:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

KC always!

Miami at Carolina – Mia

Washington at Dallas – Dal

Cleveland at Detroit – Det

San Francisco at Green Bay – GB

Atlanta at New York Giants – ATL

New Orleans at Tampa Bay – NO

Buffalo at Jacksonville – Jac

Indianapolis at Baltimore – Ind

Seattle at Minnesota – Min

Arizona at St Louis – Ari

New York Jets at New England – NE

Cincinnati at Oakland – Cin

San Diego at Denver – SD

Philadelphia at Chicago – Phi

Tennessee at Houston – Ten

Pittsburgh at Kansas City – KC 13-10

by Fourstrike89 on Nov 21, 2009 11:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Week 11

Miami at Carolina – Miami
Washington at Dallas – Dallas
Cleveland at Detroit – Detroit
San Francisco at Green Bay – San Francisco
Atlanta at New York Giants – New York
New Orleans at Tampa Bay – New Orleans
Buffalo at Jacksonville – Jacksonville
Indianapolis at Baltimore – Indianapolis
Seattle at Minnesota – Minnesota
Arizona at St Louis – Arizona
New York Jets at New England – New England
Cincinnati at Oakland – Cincinnati
San Diego at Denver – San Diego
Philadelphia at Chicago – Philadelphia
Tennessee at Houston – Tennessee

Pittsburgh at Kansas City – Pittsburgh 42-24

See ya Later Larry Johnson, or now forever known as "2.7"

by KC Nate on Nov 21, 2009 11:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Week 11 Picks

Miami at Carolina – Miami
Washington at Dallas – Dallas
Cleveland at Detroit – Cleveland
San Francisco at Green Bay – Green Bay
Atlanta at New York Giants – New York
New Orleans at Tampa Bay – New Orleans
Buffalo at Jacksonville – Buffalo
Indianapolis at Baltimore – Indianapolis
Seattle at Minnesota – Minnesota
Arizona at St Louis – Arizona
New York Jets at New England – New England
Cincinnati at Oakland – Cincinnati
San Diego at Denver – San Diego
Philadelphia at Chicago – Philadelphia
Tennessee at Houston – Tennessee

Pittsburgh at Kansas City – Pittsburgh 35-16

by Bolan21 on Nov 22, 2009 10:08 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Week 11

Washington at Dallas – Dallas
Cleveland at Detroit – Detroit
San Francisco at Green Bay – Green Bay
Atlanta at New York Giants – New York
New Orleans at Tampa Bay – New Orleans
Buffalo at Jacksonville – Jacksonville
Indianapolis at Baltimore – Indianapolis
Seattle at Minnesota – Minnesota
Arizona at St Louis – Arizona
New York Jets at New England – New England
Cincinnati at Oakland – Cincinnati
San Diego at Denver – San Diego
Philadelphia at Chicago – Philadelphia
Tennessee at Houston – Houston

Pittsburgh at Kansas City – Kansas City 17 – 13

by Supersport on Nov 22, 2009 11:04 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

crap!

i didnt know we were keeping tabs. i win week 1 and retired aparently :(

Prediction: 2009 AFC West gets Emmy for best drama.

by CT Chief Fan on Nov 22, 2009 11:21 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

you can always jump back in

try to steel a few more victories

by Leaf on Nov 25, 2009 9:30 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Leaf

I know I got started lete on predictions (week 3 or 4 or whenever) but I remember making playoff predictions the week before you (clearly) posted in your weekly picks that those playoff pick options were “closed”

if I can find it (archived) would you accept it as “official picks” or is it just “too late to deal with it”

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!

by upamtn on Nov 22, 2009 11:27 AM CST reply actions 0 recs