Fun With Restaurant Names
by Sudden on Nov 18, 2009 3:42 PM CST
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A friend of mine who's a Raiders fan was talking about starting a bar and restaurant and we started throwing around potential names. Somehow, it evolved into naming restaurants for players in the AFC West along with little one-liners to throw in there. When the season is going as bad as ours has been so far, it helps to have something to laugh about (some of them aren't that good, but I figured I'd try to get in as many as I could).
Jamarcus' Buffet: Where your pants button isn't the only thing that will bust.
DHB's Finger Foods: Because hands have to be good for something.
McFadden's: Our food will only give you the runs if you can open a hole for it.
Merriman's Mexican: We choke our tequila so the worm won't choke you.
River's Steakhouse: Check out our whine list!
Norv's: Where our food is always half-baked. (Shuts down every year in mid-January.)
Marshall's Fast Food: Our wrappers are slip-proof
Orton's Brewpub: Try our famous Neck-Beer.
Dawkin's Soup and Salad: Proudly honoring AARP members.
White Cassel: Its not the onions that will make you cry.
Bowe's BBQ: With the our O-line, the diuretics are the only way to get any runs.
Pioli's: Leave the gun. Try the cannoli.
Haley's: If you don't like it, GO F#%& YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF %$#*
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You have a friend
who is a Raiders fan? :-)
I enjoyed the post, though.
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Same here. Live in LA and then my sisters boyfriend is from Oakland...
Also live close a town where a lot of Raider thugs amazingly keep procreating…
This is great, haha
Norv’s: Where our food is always half-baked. (Shuts down every year in mid-January.)
Gets a rec from me.
Goff's Comedy Shop:
Where at least the Comedians do “stand up” before FG attempts.
BOOOOOOO. I’ve had a long day.
Feel free to flag me.
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 18, 2009 5:05 PM CST reply actions
Bowe's
Where we drop the food right at your table!
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Complainian Ladanians:
Where there is always room on the bench to sit.
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 18, 2009 5:14 PM CST reply actions
Mike Brown's Tavern
Where the service is always slow
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Mike Brown's Smokehouse
We know a little something about getting smoked.
For justice we must go to Don Pioli
by Sudden on Nov 18, 2009 5:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
OK... I blew that one...
Mike Brown’s Tavern is where the waitresses are experienced and slow
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Johnnie Morton's Mexican
Every tequilla comes with a worm.
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 18, 2009 5:16 PM CST reply actions
LJ's
Featuring diaper changing stations at every table!
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
by RDOGuy on Nov 18, 2009 5:17 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
enjoy our special value menu..everything only $2.70
by chiefsandcigars on Nov 18, 2009 5:32 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Damn
I get to turn two Comments Green! :)
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Washington & Oakland!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 18, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
Just lurkin or playing Mike Brown Pays Off
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Washington & Oakland!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 18, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
Raiders Restaurant:
The only good thing on the menu is the Nnamdi Asomwiches
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 18, 2009 5:21 PM CST reply actions
Cable's Bar & Grill
Where the owner is also the bouncer!
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
This weekend:
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 18, 2009 5:33 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Damn that is good
Dude, Where’s my Bus?
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them. Washington & Oakland!
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 18, 2009 7:16 PM CST up reply actions
Josh McDaniels' Eatery
Featuring a two for one special every off-season!
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Brain Waters' #54
where 22 people off the street are served by two waitresses
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Crazy Al's Eatery
The quality may suck, but its all about the speed.
For justice we must go to Don Pioli
by Sudden on Nov 18, 2009 5:44 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I want to eat at Haley's....
The best tag line for a restaurant I have ever heard!! Greatness!!
"Its going to be a challenge, its going to feel like forever, and there will be difficulties. But we will emerge on the other side of it stronger than we were when we entered." ~ Sudden
But you gotta lose weight before you eat....
"Its going to be a challenge, its going to feel like forever, and there will be difficulties. But we will emerge on the other side of it stronger than we were when we entered." ~ Sudden
Damion McIntosh's
We’ll let anybody in!
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
by RDOGuy on Nov 18, 2009 5:49 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Thiggys Steak House
We dont throw away the bones we bone them….
"Its going to be a challenge, its going to feel like forever, and there will be difficulties. But we will emerge on the other side of it stronger than we were when we entered." ~ Sudden
Or... Thiggy's Steak House
Home of the best spread in town
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Brodie Croyle's
Home of the world’s tenderest ribs!
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
by RDOGuy on Nov 18, 2009 5:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Great!!
"Its going to be a challenge, its going to feel like forever, and there will be difficulties. But we will emerge on the other side of it stronger than we were when we entered." ~ Sudden
Clancy's Clam Shack
Where everyone has a career day!
"Its going to be a challenge, its going to feel like forever, and there will be difficulties. But we will emerge on the other side of it stronger than we were when we entered." ~ Sudden
Muir's Medical Supply
Senior Citizens 25% off…..If your older then me you get a free ride back to the cemetery!!
"Its going to be a challenge, its going to feel like forever, and there will be difficulties. But we will emerge on the other side of it stronger than we were when we entered." ~ Sudden
by Matt_Grbac on Nov 18, 2009 5:58 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I have a few
Gailey’s: Here today, gone in August
Gradkowski’s: In case dinner goes wrong, you’ll need backup
Brodie Burger: It crumbles so easily!
I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. -Arrested Development
When we blitz, have the LB's do a KC Strip. Do this in rememberance of DT.
Scott & Todd's
The right 53 eat free. Until training camp.
John
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
andre goodman 's
where everyone has a open meal
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
Vick's Asian Market
Cashew Kitty and other domestic favorites!
In wondrous beauty, once again, shall the golden tables stand mid the grass, which the gods had owned in the days of old.
by Chiefs_Ragnarok on Nov 18, 2009 6:11 PM CST reply actions
Cable's Steakhouse
We tenderize our meat two fists at a time.
by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on Nov 19, 2009 11:13 AM CST reply actions
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