Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Pt. 10 (SUMMER EDITION)
by Leaf on Nov 14, 2009 11:03 PM CST
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Welcome all that seek wisdom. Week 10 is here and officially the Chiefs are half way done with their season. Currently the Chiefs haven't excited many of it's fans with it's 1-7 record. This week they face the not much better Faiders in non-technicolor. Leafdamus has no idea way these Faiders are even allowed to play in the NFL as there is no life what so ever in their organization. From their owner, to their fans, to their wardrobe consultant, they are so far dead that routing for them is like routing for Lucy (Lucy is the name given to a 3.2 million year old Australopithecus afarensis. Leafdamus' other self loves anthropology and would continue to bore you with details if Leafdamus had not taken a hammer to his head reminding him that this was a Chiefs site.) So the question on everyones mind is whether the Chiefs can muster enough life to beat a team deader then Rameses II's cat. Leafdamus has the answers you seek. If Leafdamus has not have the answers you seek, perhaps the others have the false truths that will fit your needs.
Every week now since week 2, Leafdamus' weekly contribution has been fortunate to have Ashley help out with recruitment. Unfortunately Ashley couldn't make this week due to promoting her new movie which opens up on Friday. (For those still wondering who this Ashley chick is, you can't get a much bigger hint then that one) Leafdamus can assure you that Ashley has every intention of returning next week. As for this week, fear not as our presence will still be graced with a beauty as Summer here has volunteered to help out in Ashley's absence.
Surprisingly we continue to get new would be prophets, yet average attendance remains around 15-16 per week. Leafdamus sends not tears for these lost souls, for obviously they are false prophets.
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This Week |
Season |
Championships |
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League Games |
Percentage |
KC Game |
League Games |
Percentage |
KC Games |
AFC |
NFC |
SB |
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ArrowSpread |
8-5 |
62% |
12 |
8-5 |
62% |
12 |
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Basgman |
8-5 |
62% |
9 |
8-5 |
62% |
9 |
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big_Scott |
6-7 |
46% |
16 |
42-27 |
61% |
147 |
? |
? |
? |
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Bolan21 |
6-7 |
46% |
17 |
16-10 |
62% |
83 |
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Chiefsfan85 |
6-7 |
46% |
11 |
40-28 |
59% |
202 |
Pittsburgh |
New Orleans |
Pittsburgh |
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cpa913 |
7-6 |
54% |
22 |
28-13 |
68% |
168 |
? |
? |
? |
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darwithabar |
4-9 |
31% |
9 |
4-9 |
31% |
9 |
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Fourstrike89 |
7-6 |
54% |
20 |
28-25 |
53% |
124 |
? |
? |
? |
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idahochieffan |
6-7 |
46% |
15 |
24-13 |
65% |
106 |
? |
? |
? |
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Jay 23 |
7-6 |
54% |
10 |
46-26 |
64% |
171 |
New England |
New England |
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KC Nate |
9-4 |
69% |
5 |
48-19 |
72% |
108 |
? |
? |
? |
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Leaf |
8-5 |
62% |
14 |
70-45 |
61% |
265 |
Baltimore |
Philadelphia |
Baltimore |
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scottbwalters |
8-5 |
62% |
7 |
8-5 |
62% |
7 |
? |
? |
? |
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Steve_Chiefs |
7-6 |
54% |
19 |
73-42 |
63% |
236 |
Indianapolis |
New York Giants |
Indianapolis |
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ttownmikey |
9-4 |
69% |
11 |
52-31 |
63% |
189 |
New England |
Minnesota |
New England |
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upamtn |
7-6 |
54% |
4 |
44-25 |
64% |
71 |
? |
? |
? |
Last week it seems that we successfully ran off the false prophet 51CMaysStays as he failed to show his face after his disgraceful showing. Unfortunately when one false prophet leaves, another has to fill it's space. It seems that one has filled in the spot left behind by 51CMaysStays. Leafdamus shall not mention the name (psst..darwithabar), for his own protection. But Leafdamus issues him this warning; the gods love a false prophet sandwich in the morning so gabs some mescaline, sacrifice a virgin, whatever you need to do to get in the gods favor, Leafdamus suggests you do so. KC Nate walks away with the crown this week, taking home his first, as he tied for the best percentage and was only one point off the best Chiefs score. upamtn did have the best Chiefs score but did not have as good of luck with the rest of the league.
As everyone should know the first game of the week has already been played. Because payday wasn't until Friday, Leafdamus' stash was running low and so the fact there was a game on Thursday eluded him. For that everyone gets a win for that game.
San Francisco at Chicago - SF
New Orleans at St. Louise - NO
Tampa Bay at Miami - Mai
Detroit at Minnesota - Min
Jacksonville at New York Jets - NY
Buffalo at Tennessee - Ten
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh - Pit
Denver at Washington - Den
Atlanta at Carolina - Atl
Seattle at Arizona - Ari
Dallas at Green Bay - GB
Philadelphia at San Diego - Phi
New England at Indianapolis - Ind
Baltimore at Cleveland - Bal
Kansas City at Oakland - KC 27 - 14
AFC - Indianapolis
NFC - New Orleans
SB - Indianapolis
For those who still haven't yet want to attempt to prove their connection to the gods is greater, feel free to be embarrassed and then ridiculed. The rules are simple. Look into your crystal ball, play Tarot, smoke some peyote, or sacrifice the Brett Farve goat to the gods for some inspiration then pick who you think is going to win this week. and to make sure your connection to the Almighty is authentic you have to actually predict the score of the Chiefs game. Now that the season is half over Leafdamus would like to reinstate the prediction of the Championship games in order to see if they are hearing the gods more clearly now then they did back at the beginning of the season. This will go on for the next 3 week. You can join in at any time but will not get credit for games already played. May the gods find your sacrifice to be unacceptable and they send a thousand and one plagues your way.
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.
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From upamtn
DET @ MIN you have to ask? Vikings in a runaway
TB @ MIA Bucs finally get a win but their streak stops at one – Dolphins
BUF @ TEN Remember the Titans for winning this one
NO @ STL must be tough to be a Rams fan – Saints roll
JAC @ NYJ Jets fly in this one
DEN @ WAS Broncos need a a win and get it
CIN @ PIT Steelers in a tough game – Chad 85 keeps cash in pocket today
ATL @ CAR Falcons with a road win
KC @ OAK Cable makes Haley look like Mr Rogers, but Janikowski has a leg (23-20 Raiders)
DAL @ GB The Pack squeeks by
SEA @ ARI Cards are the tougher bird
PHI @ SD Chargers have been coming on strong and need to keep pace with Den
NE @ IND This year’s game of the century has Manning at his best – Indy by a TD
BAL @ CLE Cable makes Mangini look like Mr … no, wait … Ravens win easily
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
Upamtn you need to put your cool pic in yourself :)
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 14, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
my picks
DET @ MIN Jared Allen nuff said!
TB @ MIA Miami
BUF @ TEN Tennesssee love to type that word
NO @ STL St. Louis uh NO wins
JAC @ NYJ Jax rolls on
DEN @ WAS What Denver I guess
CIN @ PIT Bengals take the AFC north
ATL @ CAR Hotlanta
KC @ OAK Chiefs W I N
DAL @ GB Dallas, since GB can’t beat anybody good “or great”
SEA @ ARI Arizona holds the ’Cards
PHI @ SD Well, can they Tie? SD
NE @ IND Peyton beats Brady
BAL @ CLE Since it ain’t nothing, Cribbs wins!
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
KC 34 Oakland 13
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 14, 2009 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry Leaf
Didn’t know if you wanted to do this anymore :)
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
it's ok
works been kind of hectic lately because we just had an inspection. should be calming down though. thanks for picking up the slack while i’ve ben gone.
UCrawford will eventually calm down and realize that Haley isn't a bad coach.
Will embrace the Fire Haley Bandwagon if we lose to the raiders by more then a TD...
..But we aren't going to lose.
LJ will not land in Pittsburgh
The Chiefs will not be the number one pick in this years draft
The Chiefs first pick of the draft will NOT be a OL
Thinks UCrawford just needs a hug... offer is there when you are ready UC :p
It was a tough week
KCNate must be on Peyote :)
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Nov 14, 2009 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
Now to redeem myself
49ers vs Chi- 49ers
NO vs. STL- NO
Dal vs. GB-Dal
Tenn vs. Buf-Tenn
Jax vs Jets-Jets
Denver vs. Washington-Denver
Car vs. Atl-Carolina
Miami vs. Tampa- Miami
AZ vs. SEA- AZ
SD vs Phi-Philly
NE vs. Colts-NE
Pit vs. Cincy- Bengals
Min vs. Det- Min
Bal vs. Cle-Baltimore
KC vs. Chokland- KC 21 Oak 13
OHANA!
I think I was 7-6...
Chicago at San Francisco – SF- I picked them on cbs.com.
New Orleans at St. Louise – NO
Tampa Bay at Miami – Mai
Detroit at Minnesota – Min
Jacksonville at New York Jets – NY
Buffalo at Tennessee – Ten
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh – Pit
Denver at Washington – Den
Atlanta at Carolina – Atl
Seattle at Arizona – Ari
Dallas at Green Bay – Dal
Philadelphia at San Diego – Phi
New England at Indianapolis – NE
Baltimore at Cleveland – Bal
Kansas City at Oakland – KC 27 – 3
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
George Carlin-R.I.P.
by idahochieffan on Nov 15, 2009 12:05 AM CST up reply actions
I was just going off what was said up there
I know I sucked.
OHANA!
by darwithabar on Nov 15, 2009 12:19 AM CST up reply actions
sorry buddy
it was typo on the percentage, not the wins/losses
UCrawford will eventually calm down and realize that Haley isn't a bad coach.
Will embrace the Fire Haley Bandwagon if we lose to the raiders by more then a TD...
..But we aren't going to lose.
LJ will not land in Pittsburgh
The Chiefs will not be the number one pick in this years draft
The Chiefs first pick of the draft will NOT be a OL
Thinks UCrawford just needs a hug... offer is there when you are ready UC :p
the gods didn't screw my math
just my typing skills
UCrawford will eventually calm down and realize that Haley isn't a bad coach.
Will embrace the Fire Haley Bandwagon if we lose to the raiders by more then a TD...
..But we aren't going to lose.
LJ will not land in Pittsburgh
The Chiefs will not be the number one pick in this years draft
The Chiefs first pick of the draft will NOT be a OL
Thinks UCrawford just needs a hug... offer is there when you are ready UC :p
here's to last place
San Francisco at Chicago – SF
New Orleans at St. Louise – NO
Tampa Bay at Miami – Mia
Detroit at Minnesota – Min
Jacksonville at New York Jets – NY
Buffalo at Tennessee – Ten
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh – Pit
Denver at Washington – Was
Atlanta at Carolina – Atl
Seattle at Arizona – Ari
Dallas at Green Bay – DAL
Philadelphia at San Diego – SD
New England at Indianapolis – Ind
Baltimore at Cleveland – Bal
Kansas City at Oakland – KC 27 – 7
ok here we go.......
SF, NO, MIA, MIN, NYJ, TEN, PIT, DEN, CAR, ARZ, GB, PHL, NE, BAL, KC wins 24-10.
it is thusly written:
SF – NO – Mia – Min – NYJ – Ten – Pit – Den – Car – Ari – Dal – SD – Ind – Bal
KC 21 – 14
grab a bucket of guts and PLAY (in the sweet nectar of the endzone)
nfl is looking for that yao ming money
i thought it would come from some huge mongolian wrestler playing line but maybe kicker seems more appropriate.
oor
ARZ…..
i also can’t believe the ravens and browns game is in primetime and this game is about as close as we get to it. lame.
grab a bucket of guts and PLAY (in the sweet nectar of the endzone)
nfl is looking for that yao ming money
i thought it would come from some huge mongolian wrestler playing line but maybe kicker seems more appropriate.
by chiefsinchina on Nov 15, 2009 8:18 AM CST up reply actions
Let's Do It Again!
San Francisco at Chicago – San Francisco
New Orleans at St. Louis – New Orleans
Tampa Bay at Miami – Miami
Detroit at Minnesota – Minnesota
Jacksonville at New York Jets – New York Jets
Buffalo at Tennessee – Tennessee
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh – Pittsburgh (tough decision, gonna be a close game.)
Denver at Washington – Denver
Atlanta at Carolina – Atlanta
Seattle at Arizona – Arizona
Dallas at Green Bay – Dallas
Philadelphia at San Diego – Philadelphia
New England at Indianapolis – New England
Baltimore at Cleveland – Baltimore (cant believe this is a primetime game)
Kansas City at Oakland – Kansas City 30-19
See ya Later Larry Johnson, or now forever known as "2.7"
My Picks!
San Francisco at Chicago – Obviously SF!
New Orleans at St. Louis – Saints
Tampa Bay at Miami – Phins
Detroit at Minnesota – Vikings
Jacksonville at New York Jets – Jets, Jets, Jets!
Buffalo at Tennessee – Bills
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh – SixBurgh
Denver at Washington – Donkeys
Atlanta at Carolina – Falcons
Seattle at Arizona – Cards
Dallas at Green Bay – Cowgirls
Philadelphia at San Diego – Bolts
New England at Indianapolis – Colts
Baltimore at Cleveland – Ravens
Kansas City at Oakland – Our Chiefs 20 to 10
Chiefs reception leaders:
Dwayne Bowe: 27 receptions for 375 yards/4 TD's
Bobby Wade: 20 receptions for 226 yards/2 TD's
Jamaal Charles: 17 receptions for 139 yards
Mark Bradley: 16 receptions for 189 yards/1 TD
Leaf! glad you made it ... Steve, ty ty ty for passing things along ...
darwithbar will not be run off, he is BRAVE of HEART – although he argues and disagrees with me far too much, proving he is also WEAK of MIND – but he doth loveth the Chiefs, so he is PURE of SPIRIT
good luck this week, people!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
Peyote time!!!
My homerism cost me again last week, as I tied with Nate but I chose too large of a margin for the Chiefs victory (which didn’t happen). I seem to be having a hard time seeing the aura surrounding the Chiefs because of my “rose-tinted” glasses but here we go again:
49ers vs Chi – 49ers
NO vs. STL – NO continues as only undefeated!
Dal vs. GB – Packers
Tenn vs. Buf – Tenn
Jax vs Jets – Jets
Denver vs. Washington – Denver
Car vs. Atl – Atlanta
Miami vs. Tampa – Dolphins
AZ vs. SEA – Cardinals
SD vs Phi – San Diego
NE vs. Colts- New England
Pit vs. Cincy – Pittsburg
Min vs. Det – Min
Bal vs. Cle – Baltimore
KC vs. Oakland – KC 27 Oak 13
Long time kool-aid drinker & too old to learn a new trick! No flip-flopping allowed!
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