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Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Pt. 10 (SUMMER EDITION)

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Welcome all that seek wisdom. Week 10 is here and officially the Chiefs are half way done with their season. Currently the Chiefs haven't excited many of it's fans with it's 1-7 record. This week they face the not much better Faiders in non-technicolor. Leafdamus has no idea way these Faiders are even allowed to play in the NFL as there is no life what so ever in their organization. From their owner, to their fans, to their wardrobe consultant, they are so far dead that routing for them is like routing for Lucy (Lucy is the name given to a 3.2 million year old Australopithecus afarensis. Leafdamus' other self loves anthropology and would continue to bore you with details if Leafdamus had not taken a hammer to his head reminding him that this was a Chiefs site.) So the question on everyones mind is whether the Chiefs can muster enough life to beat a team deader then Rameses II's cat. Leafdamus has the answers you seek. If Leafdamus has not have the answers you seek, perhaps the others have the false truths that will fit your needs.

Every week now since week 2, Leafdamus' weekly contribution has been fortunate to have Ashley help out with recruitment. Unfortunately Ashley couldn't make this week due to promoting her new movie which opens up on Friday. (For those still wondering who this Ashley chick is, you can't get a much bigger hint then that one) Leafdamus can assure you that Ashley has every intention of returning next week. As for this week, fear not as our presence will still be graced with a beauty as Summer here has volunteered to help out in Ashley's absence. 

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Surprisingly we continue to get new would be prophets, yet average attendance remains around 15-16 per week. Leafdamus sends not tears for these lost souls, for obviously they are false prophets.

 

 

 

This Week

Season

Championships

 

League Games

Percentage

KC Game

League Games

Percentage

KC Games

AFC

NFC

SB

ArrowSpread

8-5

62%

12

8-5

62%

12

 

 

 

Basgman

8-5

62%

9

8-5

62%

9

 

 

 

big_Scott

6-7

46%

16

42-27

61%

147

?

?

?

Bolan21

6-7

46%

17

16-10

62%

83

 

 

 

Chiefsfan85

6-7

46%

11

40-28

59%

202

Pittsburgh

New Orleans

Pittsburgh

cpa913

7-6

54%

22

28-13

68%

168

?

?

?

darwithabar

4-9

31%

9

4-9

31%

9

 

 

 

Fourstrike89

7-6

54%

20

28-25

53%

124

?

?

?

idahochieffan

6-7

46%

15

24-13

65%

106

?

?

?

Jay 23

7-6

54%

10

46-26

64%

171

New England

New York Giants

New England

KC Nate

9-4

69%

5

48-19

72%

108

?

?

?

Leaf

8-5

62%

14

70-45

61%

265

Baltimore

Philadelphia

Baltimore

scottbwalters

8-5

62%

7

8-5

62%

7

         ?

         ?

         ?

Steve_Chiefs

7-6

54%

19

73-42

63%

236

Indianapolis

New York Giants

Indianapolis

ttownmikey

9-4

69%

11

52-31

63%

189

New England

Minnesota

New England

upamtn

7-6

54%

4

44-25

64%

71

?

?

?

 

 

Last week it seems that we successfully ran off the false prophet 51CMaysStays as he failed to show his face after his disgraceful showing. Unfortunately when one false prophet leaves, another has to fill it's space. It seems that one has filled in the spot left behind by 51CMaysStays. Leafdamus shall not mention the name (psst..darwithabar), for his own protection. But Leafdamus issues him this warning; the gods love a false prophet sandwich in the morning so gabs some mescaline, sacrifice a virgin, whatever you need to do to get in the gods favor, Leafdamus suggests you do so. KC Nate walks away with the crown this week, taking home his first, as he tied for the best percentage and was only one point off the best Chiefs score. upamtn did have the best Chiefs score but did not have as good of luck with the rest of the league. 

As everyone should know the first game of the week has already been played. Because payday wasn't until Friday, Leafdamus' stash was running low and so the fact there was a game on Thursday eluded him. For that everyone gets a win for that game.

San Francisco at Chicago  -  SF

New Orleans at St. Louise  -  NO

Tampa Bay at Miami  -  Mai

Detroit at Minnesota  -  Min

Jacksonville at New York Jets  -  NY

Buffalo at Tennessee  -  Ten

Cincinnati at Pittsburgh  -  Pit

Denver at Washington  -  Den

Atlanta at Carolina  -  Atl

Seattle at Arizona  -  Ari

Dallas at Green Bay  -  GB

Philadelphia at San Diego  -  Phi

New England at Indianapolis  -  Ind

Baltimore at Cleveland  -  Bal

 

Kansas City at Oakland  -  KC 27 - 14

 

AFC  -  Indianapolis

NFC  -  New Orleans

SB  -  Indianapolis 

For those who still haven't yet want to attempt to prove their connection to the gods is greater, feel free to be embarrassed and then ridiculed. The rules are simple. Look into your crystal ball, play Tarot, smoke some peyote, or sacrifice the Brett Farve goat to the gods for some inspiration then pick who you think is going to win this week. and to make sure your connection to the Almighty is authentic you have to actually predict the score of the Chiefs game. Now that the season is half over Leafdamus would like to reinstate the prediction of the Championship games in order to see if they are hearing the gods more clearly now then they did back at the beginning of the season. This will go on for the next 3 week. You can join in at any time but will not get credit for games already played. May the gods find your sacrifice to be unacceptable and they send a thousand and one plagues your way.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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