Caption This
by Chris Thorman on Nov 10, 2009 8:19 PM CST
in 2009 Kansas City Chiefs Campaign
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PrintHave we mentioned it's Raider week?
Doesn't have the same ring to it anymore, does it?
Anyway, we'll of course have more on the Raiders in the coming days but for now, caption this picture of Raiders head coach Tom Cable and QB Jamarcus Russell.
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So your saying the back hand should be thrown out wide like this?
Coach, you ever hold a guy up by his neck...
Like this?
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“I’m telling you coach…that cloud looks like a big, juicy hamburger….I’m hungry. Is it halftime yet?”
“No JaMarcus, we haven’t even kicked off yet.”
You should try
the Darth Vador death grip.
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by Adam Bieker on Nov 10, 2009 8:25 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
JR coach theres this hamburger
on the other side of the field. That I want but the lady said i couldn’t have.
TC You got show the B@#ch whos the boss. tell her that you give me that damn hamburger or else.
JR Or else what coach?
TC You break her jaw.
Russell: I dunno....I don't feel comfortable throwing with my left hand....
Cable: Well you sure as hell aint right handed!
Don't Fuccop Succop
by chicks_love_chiefs on Nov 10, 2009 8:27 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
And then in my dream...
this “you’re a real NFL QB” trophy appears…I keep reach’n for it…but I just can’t grab it.
You have any idea what that means coach?
Bewsaf
by Bewsaf on Nov 10, 2009 8:28 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
But coach, I threw it at the hash mark just like you told me.
Air Cassel - approved for takeoff
by kabrink on Nov 10, 2009 8:31 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I guess I can try throwing it left handed, I mean it can't really get any worse can it?
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
If you put the barn right there, I might be able to hit the side of it.
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
George Carlin-R.I.P.
by idahochieffan on Nov 10, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Is that a buffet over there?
The only players I hurt with my words are the ones who have an inflated opinion of their ability. I can't worry about that.
Bill Parcells
Knowledge is confidence. And confidence lets you play fast.
Bill Parcells
by kcguy on Nov 10, 2009 8:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
No Coach, there are five fingers on my hand. See.
Consistency is only a value if you are not a screw up.
"I CEENT IT!"
“Coach, I CEENT IT! You held him up like this….”
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by KansasCityShuffle on Nov 10, 2009 8:51 PM CST reply actions
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
George Carlin-R.I.P.
by idahochieffan on Nov 10, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Precisely
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by KansasCityShuffle on Nov 10, 2009 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?… Yeah… Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.
by soybon on Nov 10, 2009 9:00 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Russell: Look here coach---
it’s only one game. Cable: Man, I wish you didn’t have that face mask on!
Russell
“So In-N-Out Burger is that way? What about Carl’s Jr.?”
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Predictions for 2009
Fire Haley now.
In what can only be described as a freak accident, an unidentified Raiders player has been sent to the hospital today. JaMarcus Russell, the team’s strong-armed quarterback, accidentally impaled someone in a fit of frustration.
“Coach Cable and I were having an argument,” said Russell. “He was trying to tell me that Batman isn’t a real superhero because he doesn’t have any real powers. Can you believe him?”
The argument reached its climax when Russell took an unlucky football and launched it at Tom Cable. Cable, who showed impressive agility for a man his size, dove out of the way. The football zoomed 100 yards down the field where it became lodged in the abdomen of one unlucky man.
“I am very sorry for what happened,” Russell apologized during a press conference. “It was just an accident. I’m sure things like this happen all the time.”
Commissioner Roger Goodell hasn’t said anything on the subject yet. However, it is likely that Goodell will fine Russell $10 million and suspend him for three seasons. Russell’s career may be over before Al Davis has a chance to ruin it.
Russell’s teammates have been forbidden to speak about the incident. However, Johnnie Lee Higgins has been wearing a bullet-proof vest since the incident occurred.
To the protest of every San Diego Chargers player, Russell will be allowed to play in week 14. To get on Russell’s good side, many Chargers have agreed that Batman is a real superhero.
Authorities have informed Russell that he must get a firearms license, or else his arm will be confiscated. It has also been reported that Russell’s teammate will make a full recovery (almost).
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
I'm tellin you coach,
I can lift this gatorade bottle with my mind. just give me a minute
by Sam D on Nov 10, 2009 9:29 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
That box of kleenex is right there coach,
I keep throwin all these picks because of the tears in my eyes. Can I paleeeaaasse get the box?
Good move by the Chiefs org, glad to see LJ gone.
I'M THE WORST F*CKING QUARTERBACK IN ALL OF FOOTBALL
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 10, 2009 9:33 PM CST reply actions
Russell: What? You play the game to win?
I’ll bet you got that off a commercial!
by route 66 on Nov 10, 2009 9:41 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Oh shoot
I said that backwards didn’t I? Sorry Herm!
Cable: Didn't you see the safety when you threw that pick?
Russell: Which ones the safety?
Cable: Sigh…..Well, you should of at least known Murphy was running a post.
Russell: I know coach, I threw it to the goal post, but he cut inside!
Feeling "The Love" and "Drinking the Kool AId"
Hey coach
the ref just went like this and said “first down”….what all does that mean?
A man who says he can, and a man who says he can't are both right. Which one are you?
by Bashman on Nov 10, 2009 10:29 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Well. That didnt go as planned..lets try again.
JR: Coach! They keep moving their arms like this and yelling like Indians! I cant focus!
Cable: Thats the Tomahawk chop Jamarcus. And the stadiums not even full. Get back in there..get injured or something. Thats the only way the boss is going to let me bench you.
O sole mio
Is that you singing Russel?
snickers Yeah coach
My word…you have a voice of an angel
"There are few secrets in football. So execute." ~Coach Stram
"I think it's the fans. The place is crazy. It's a good crazy, if you're Kansas City." ~Coach Schottenheimer
So your're saying.....
Go over to Larry Johnson and explain to him how he’d be a perfect fit with us in Oakland. I don’t know coach, he’s kind of a a$$.
coach, I know I overthrew the receiver by 30 yards but Al Davis told me he ran a fast 40 time.
Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don’t do crack.
by Kristospherein on Nov 10, 2009 10:45 PM CST reply actions
Cable: See Hayward-Bey over there?
Russell: yeah
Cable: lets see how far you can throw that Gatorade bottle
Russell: (picks up bottle and with a loud swoosh he throws)
Russell: How far did it go I don’t see it now…
Cable: (hands in face)
Yeah, let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys! ...
"Coach, all we have to do is throw at Mike Brown."
-This isn't "Blow Smoke Up Your Ass Pride"
-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.
-"All praise Chiefus."
Ya see...
he was supposed to run a different route, coach.
Cable: The number 2 on your jersey is fiting, cuz you are complete shit.
Russel: Don’t make me bring down this pimp hand and slap yo fat ass
Cable: I’ve already broke one man’s jaw, Ja Fat Ass
Things to get the Chiefs back on the winning side of football:
1. Haley resign as offensive coordinator or do the following;
a. Feed JC more
b. Take the cuffs off of Cassel and let him air it out
2. Fire Clancy "Calls" Playslikeass
I’’m telling you coach the buffet at this place stretches at least ten yards!
by Arrowhead Addict Randy5k on Nov 11, 2009 6:52 AM CST reply actions
Look, coach ...
I know we practiced that “just hit the barn” thing a few weeks ago, but those receivers ain’t anywhere near as big as that thing was!
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