Caption This
by Chris Thorman on Nov 10, 2009 8:19 PM CST
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Have we mentioned it's Raider week?
Doesn't have the same ring to it anymore, does it?
Anyway, we'll of course have more on the Raiders in the coming days but for now, caption this picture of Raiders head coach Tom Cable and QB Jamarcus Russell.
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So your saying the back hand should be thrown out wide like this?
by Bra on Nov 10, 2009 8:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Coach, you ever hold a guy up by his neck...
Like this?
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by Chris Thorman on Nov 10, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
“I’m telling you coach…that cloud looks like a big, juicy hamburger….I’m hungry. Is it halftime yet?”
“No JaMarcus, we haven’t even kicked off yet.”
by bh13 on Nov 10, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
But...
I want a Big Mac Soooo Bad Coach.
...no more explicit signature...
by GanjaChief on Nov 10, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You should try
the Darth Vador death grip.
(formerly acefan101)
by Adam Bieker on Nov 10, 2009 8:25 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Star Wars spelling Fail
;)
Ryan Succop will be the kicker for the AFC in the 2011 Pro Bowl
by PVChiefsfan on Nov 10, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
JR coach theres this hamburger
on the other side of the field. That I want but the lady said i couldn’t have.
TC You got show the B@#ch whos the boss. tell her that you give me that damn hamburger or else.
JR Or else what coach?
TC You break her jaw.
by Shutters on Nov 10, 2009 8:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Russell: I dunno....I don't feel comfortable throwing with my left hand....
Cable: Well you sure as hell aint right handed!
Don't Fuccop Succop
by chicks_love_chiefs on Nov 10, 2009 8:27 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
And then in my dream...
this “you’re a real NFL QB” trophy appears…I keep reach’n for it…but I just can’t grab it.
You have any idea what that means coach?
Bewsaf
by Bewsaf on Nov 10, 2009 8:28 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Russell: “If you hit your woman with an on hand, like this, you won’t brake any bones.”
Cable: “I wish you would have told me this 20 years ago!”
by WeSUCK on Nov 10, 2009 8:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
“Look out there. Do you think there’s any employment for us next year?”
by Matt Conner on Nov 10, 2009 8:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
But coach, I threw it at the hash mark just like you told me.
Air Cassel - approved for takeoff
by kabrink on Nov 10, 2009 8:31 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
The open hand slap works better if you have baby powder.
by WeSUCK on Nov 10, 2009 8:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Every time I move my arm like this the ball just seems to have a mind of its own. I have no idea where it’s gonna go.
by WeSUCK on Nov 10, 2009 8:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I guess I can try throwing it left handed, I mean it can't really get any worse can it?
"Success is never ending, failure is never final."
by GenericBrand on Nov 10, 2009 8:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If you put the barn right there, I might be able to hit the side of it.
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
George Carlin-R.I.P.
by idahochieffan on Nov 10, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
coach explain it to me again why chiefs fans have there arms out like this every-time i throw an int.
by Shutters on Nov 10, 2009 8:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Is that a buffet over there?
The only players I hurt with my words are the ones who have an inflated opinion of their ability. I can't worry about that.
Bill Parcells
Knowledge is confidence. And confidence lets you play fast.
Bill Parcells
by kcguy on Nov 10, 2009 8:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
No Coach, there are five fingers on my hand. See.
Consistency is only a value if you are not a screw up.
by schraggyj on Nov 10, 2009 8:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
J. Russell: So i held that bitch by her neck like this, leaves less marks, you don’t get caught!
T. Cable: Noted, thanks kid!
by xfatdannx on Nov 10, 2009 8:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Coach, it’s like I can see the ham right there. It’s taunting me. Teasing. I want it.
by NJ Chiefs Fan on Nov 10, 2009 8:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"I CEENT IT!"
“Coach, I CEENT IT! You held him up like this….”
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Chiefs will be lucky to go 4-12 in 2010
by KansasCityShuffle on Nov 10, 2009 8:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
George Carlin-R.I.P.
by idahochieffan on Nov 10, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Precisely
Welcome to Chiefs REBUILD - Version 2.0 /The Clark Hunt Edition
Chiefs will be lucky to go 4-12 in 2010
by KansasCityShuffle on Nov 10, 2009 9:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?… Yeah… Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.
by soybon on Nov 10, 2009 9:00 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Russell: Look here coach---
it’s only one game. Cable: Man, I wish you didn’t have that face mask on!
by route 66 on Nov 10, 2009 9:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Russell
“So In-N-Out Burger is that way? What about Carl’s Jr.?”
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Predictions for 2009
Fire Haley now.
by UCrawford on Nov 10, 2009 9:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
In what can only be described as a freak accident, an unidentified Raiders player has been sent to the hospital today. JaMarcus Russell, the team’s strong-armed quarterback, accidentally impaled someone in a fit of frustration.
“Coach Cable and I were having an argument,” said Russell. “He was trying to tell me that Batman isn’t a real superhero because he doesn’t have any real powers. Can you believe him?”
The argument reached its climax when Russell took an unlucky football and launched it at Tom Cable. Cable, who showed impressive agility for a man his size, dove out of the way. The football zoomed 100 yards down the field where it became lodged in the abdomen of one unlucky man.
“I am very sorry for what happened,” Russell apologized during a press conference. “It was just an accident. I’m sure things like this happen all the time.”
Commissioner Roger Goodell hasn’t said anything on the subject yet. However, it is likely that Goodell will fine Russell $10 million and suspend him for three seasons. Russell’s career may be over before Al Davis has a chance to ruin it.
Russell’s teammates have been forbidden to speak about the incident. However, Johnnie Lee Higgins has been wearing a bullet-proof vest since the incident occurred.
To the protest of every San Diego Chargers player, Russell will be allowed to play in week 14. To get on Russell’s good side, many Chargers have agreed that Batman is a real superhero.
Authorities have informed Russell that he must get a firearms license, or else his arm will be confiscated. It has also been reported that Russell’s teammate will make a full recovery (almost).
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
by SuperTurtle on Nov 10, 2009 9:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Russell: So there I was,
I had the bitch blind folded tied up in bad and she says “coach, is that you.”
by ChiefsWolf24 on Nov 10, 2009 9:24 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I'm tellin you coach,
I can lift this gatorade bottle with my mind. just give me a minute
by Sam D on Nov 10, 2009 9:29 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
That box of kleenex is right there coach,
I keep throwin all these picks because of the tears in my eyes. Can I paleeeaaasse get the box?
Good move by the Chiefs org, glad to see LJ gone.
by Eric Allen on Nov 10, 2009 9:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'M THE WORST F*CKING QUARTERBACK IN ALL OF FOOTBALL
Johnnie Morton: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.
by craig in calgary on Nov 10, 2009 9:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
so...
am i throwing to the guys in white? or……..???
by reedeasy on Nov 10, 2009 9:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Russell: What? You play the game to win?
I’ll bet you got that off a commercial!
by route 66 on Nov 10, 2009 9:41 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Oh shoot
I said that backwards didn’t I? Sorry Herm!
by route 66 on Nov 10, 2009 9:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And there it was
The juciest Big Mac I ever laid eyes on. There will never be another one like it.
by ChiefDJ on Nov 10, 2009 10:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Cable: Didn't you see the safety when you threw that pick?
Russell: Which ones the safety?
Cable: Sigh…..Well, you should of at least known Murphy was running a post.
Russell: I know coach, I threw it to the goal post, but he cut inside!
Feeling "The Love" and "Drinking the Kool AId"
by KCporkchop on Nov 10, 2009 10:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hey coach
the ref just went like this and said “first down”….what all does that mean?
A man who says he can, and a man who says he can't are both right. Which one are you?
by Bashman on Nov 10, 2009 10:29 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Well. That didnt go as planned..lets try again.
JR: Coach! They keep moving their arms like this and yelling like Indians! I cant focus!
Cable: Thats the Tomahawk chop Jamarcus. And the stadiums not even full. Get back in there..get injured or something. Thats the only way the boss is going to let me bench you.
by Petey14 on Nov 10, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
O sole mio
Is that you singing Russel?
snickers Yeah coach
My word…you have a voice of an angel
"There are few secrets in football. So execute." ~Coach Stram
"I think it's the fans. The place is crazy. It's a good crazy, if you're Kansas City." ~Coach Schottenheimer
by Bad Medicine on Nov 10, 2009 10:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So your're saying.....
Go over to Larry Johnson and explain to him how he’d be a perfect fit with us in Oakland. I don’t know coach, he’s kind of a a$$.
by Jason Austin on Nov 10, 2009 10:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
coach, I know I overthrew the receiver by 30 yards but Al Davis told me he ran a fast 40 time.
Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don’t do crack.
by Kristospherein on Nov 10, 2009 10:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Do you hear that coach? Why can’t they cheer for me like that in Oakland?
by mcclanahanman on Nov 10, 2009 10:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Cable: See Hayward-Bey over there?
Russell: yeah
Cable: lets see how far you can throw that Gatorade bottle
Russell: (picks up bottle and with a loud swoosh he throws)
Russell: How far did it go I don’t see it now…
Cable: (hands in face)
Yeah, let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys! ...
by oldchiefsfan on Nov 10, 2009 11:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What do you mean you want me to lead the receiver with my pass?
by bankmeister on Nov 10, 2009 11:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Russell: “So I just punched him in the jaw, Coach … just like you showed me in practice”
Cable: “JaMarcus, that was a Zebra – you just cost us 15 yards”
Russell: “I know, Coach … just like in practice, just like you told me to … wasn’t it great!!!”
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
by upamtn on Nov 10, 2009 11:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Five! Five Dollar! Five Dollar Footlongs!
Incidentally, coach, I had five of them.
by Tadpui on Nov 10, 2009 11:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"Coach, all we have to do is throw at Mike Brown."
-This isn't "Blow Smoke Up Your Ass Pride"
-Erykah Badu, I have accepted your proposal. So, Mrs. DTR, let's get to consummating...you are on notice.
-"All praise Chiefus."
by DThomasReigns on Nov 11, 2009 12:05 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
They don’t bruise as easily when you do it like this.
…But if you’re tryin’ to do any more damage then that
you’ll wanna call Ray Lewis, he’s a real pro at this kinda thing
by ChiefTruelove on Nov 11, 2009 12:52 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
"So when you say throw to the right...
is that my right or the defenses right?"
by Ilamuku on Nov 11, 2009 2:03 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ya see...
he was supposed to run a different route, coach.
Cable: The number 2 on your jersey is fiting, cuz you are complete shit.
Russel: Don’t make me bring down this pimp hand and slap yo fat ass
Cable: I’ve already broke one man’s jaw, Ja Fat Ass
Things to get the Chiefs back on the winning side of football:
1. Haley resign as offensive coordinator or do the following;
a. Feed JC more
b. Take the cuffs off of Cassel and let him air it out
2. Fire Clancy "Calls" Playslikeass
by kcchiefsfan72 on Nov 11, 2009 3:47 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I’’m telling you coach the buffet at this place stretches at least ten yards!
by Arrowhead Addict Randy5k on Nov 11, 2009 6:52 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Look, coach ...
I know we practiced that “just hit the barn” thing a few weeks ago, but those receivers ain’t anywhere near as big as that thing was!
by JacinB on Nov 11, 2009 7:20 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
“But coooaaach! Look, Eli’s over there eatin’ a hotdog!! Why can’t I have one?!”
by TheScootness on Nov 11, 2009 11:29 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
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