The Devil went down to Georgia ... no, wait, he's right here in KC (Part 1)
by upamtn on Nov 10, 2009 4:12 PM CST
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Printsince all this fun started with Ucrawford and Lucas, I decided, well ... why not have a little more fun with it, apologies to Mr Charles Daniels ...
shout out to ttownmikey who did mention the song in UCrawford's post yesterday, gave me the idea to "run with it" and since nobody else had, I figured "why not"
and now, as Van Halen would say: might as well jump, yeah go ahead and jump
UCrawford went down to Arrowhead, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos the Chiefs were way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man typin' on a keyboard and playin' it hot.
And UCrawford jumped upon an end zone seat and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm an AP blogger too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you type a pretty good blog there, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a head coach against your soul, 'cos I think it's the thing to do."
The boy said: "My name's Lucas and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos Haleys the best that's ever been."
Lucas fire up your fingers and hope the Chiefs play hard.
'Cos hells broke loose at AP and UCrawford deals it hard.
And if you win you get Todd Haley's name up til he's old.
But if you lose, UCrawford gets your soul.
To be continued ...
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.
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nice post upamtn!
That song were the thoughts I had when reading UC’s post after Zodemans comments! Glad you put it into words!
Long time kool-aid drinker & too old to learn a new trick! No flip-flopping allowed!
ty mikey
… the saga continues, can’t wait to see how it ends ;)
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
how 'bout this?
ucrawford opened up his mac and said, “i’ll start this show”
and fire flew from his eyeballs as haley screamed at bowe.
as he logged into AP, he let out an evil hiss
then a bunch of haley haters joined in and it sounded somethin’ like this…
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Harry S. Truman
by kcguy on Nov 10, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
But it fits ;)
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
Love The Revision, Though
Awesome post guys. :)
Moderator - Arrowhead Pride
Predictions for 2009
Fire Haley now.
That's awesome...I had to change the 2nd verse though!
Matt you toss it up to Bowe and run your Charles hard.
’Cos hells broke loose in Oakland and UCrawford deals it hard.
And if you win you get Todd Haley, just like Hank Stram of old.
But if you lose, UCrawford gets your soul.
"The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer."
--John Madden
bwahahahahahaha
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It sounded a little something like this?
When UCrawford finished, Lucas said: "Well you’re pretty good ol’ son.
“But if you’ll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done.”
Fire on first down, run boys, run.
UCrawford’s in the house of the risin’ sun.
Whitlock’s in the bread pin, pickin’ out dough.
“Mike Vick, does your dog bite?”
“No, child, no.”
"The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer."
--John Madden
as Lewis Black would say: "it's DARK in here, and we may DIE!"
ty Bewsaf
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
Nice post upamtn Rec
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
Actually
I live in Arizona and have never lived in KC. I was in Wichita until June. :)
Moderator - Arrowhead Pride
Predictions for 2009
Fire Haley now.
But I Wholeheartedly Rec This Post
Well done, sir. :)
Moderator - Arrowhead Pride
Predictions for 2009
Fire Haley now.
Not These Days
It’s the perfect climate. Today it was in the high 70s/low 80s. A couple of co-workers and I took a stroll over to Subway for lunch, about a quarter mile away. The nights get a little cold but the weather here is more or less ideal. Still shorts weather in November. :)
Moderator - Arrowhead Pride
Predictions for 2009
Fire Haley now.
yeah... but you start
getting all the snowbirds coming down this time of year…. they bug me… don’t know why… had to deal with them in AZ in the winter when I lived in goodyear, then I had to deal with them in Logan UT during the winter…. blah….
It’s been pretty nice here in MO lately too
Can't Complain
One of the snowbirds I ran into a few weeks ago at my favorite restaurant was Jake LaMotta…of “Raging Bull” fame.
Moderator - Arrowhead Pride
Predictions for 2009
Fire Haley now.
And For Those Who Didn't Google
Jake LaMotta…former champion of the world
And him nowadays (guy on the left)
Moderator - Arrowhead Pride
Predictions for 2009
Fire Haley now.
I wished I could have gotten in
on UCrawford’s post yesterday, but by the time I checked AP it already had too many comments… besides… you gentleman have taken my hatred of Haley to the next level… I appreciate it… ha
By All Means Post There If You Want To
I’m taking all bettors on my wager until a couple of minutes before kickoff.
Moderator - Arrowhead Pride
Predictions for 2009
Fire Haley now.
When there are that many comments...
you just get lost in it all…. but either way… I don’t even need to take the bet because I’m firmly in the anti haley camp… have been since I started posting here….
I'll Be Going Through Them After Kickoff
And tallying up everyone who says they’re in. Just post a comment telling me that you accept the wager and which side you’re on (betting with me or against me).
Moderator - Arrowhead Pride
Predictions for 2009
Fire Haley now.
I'm with ya, SIR ... I did bet AGAINST Crawford, partly for fun, and partly so that if we get creamed ...
… I can tell all the Blind Loyalists “neener neener told ya so!”
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
There are still a couple of people that are
hardcore dicks about most of us haley haters… but I think more and more people are coming into the camp… at least the responses to haley hatred has been less hostile… some of the shit I got for my first fanpost was ridiculous
I'm still a homer regardless...
And I stick with my 10-6 prediction, Do’h
I mean 9-7, OK, at least we still got the Raiders and Browns on the schedule…
"The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer."
--John Madden
UC used airbrush on the photo from his post
Predictions as of 06.24.2009.
Larry Johnson will be a top 3 fantasy pick once again in 2010 (after a monster season in 2009.)
Dwayne Bowe will be a 2009 Pro Bowl selection.
Brandon Flowers will have at least 6 INTs in 2009 season.
Todd Haley will have a sideline shouting match caught on TV yelling at one of his asst. coaches.
by 58 was my friend on Nov 10, 2009 5:55 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Nice!
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
George Carlin-R.I.P.
by idahochieffan on Nov 15, 2009 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
If we lose can you put a --------- where his face is?
Fill in the blank.
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
George Carlin-R.I.P.
by idahochieffan on Nov 15, 2009 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
upamtn and cpa913 I just have one thing to tell you....
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
by SuperTurtle on Nov 10, 2009 7:27 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
w0000000000t! ty Turtle ... the Chuck Norris Thumb Of Approval
it just doesn’t get any better than that
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
Quite an honor indeed, my young padawan...
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hope that helps you!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
Very nice upamtn
We may rarely be on the same page but you still crack me up on a regular basis.
Feeling "The Love" and "Drinking the Kool AId"
thank you, my Kool Aid Addicted Brother
I still have hope that, along with kray and others, you might yet be saved from yourself, but until then … you are STILL alright with me!
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