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Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Pt. 5 (NON MAXIM EDTION)

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The was wondrous thing about the 5th week of football is that are still 12 weeks left in the regular season. After 2 very close, heartbreaking losses in a row, the Chiefs are still looking for their first win. Obviously leadership decided to complete the overhaul of the organization as this week they dropped the Chiefs name and are now the Dallas Texans. Tell you the truth Leafdamus finds this to be highly unoriginal as there is already a team called the Texans, not to mention they aren't from Dallas or Texas. This week they face their other half from that retched state. The Girls from Dallas are coming off of an embarrassing loss at the hands of the high powered Donkey offense. Do the Texans have what it takes to start their new identity off on the right foot or is this going to be another heartbreaking loss. Is Houston going to sue for copyright infringement. Come with Leafdamus as he takes you on a journey to uncover the truth. If truth is not what you seek then perhaps one of the false prophets here has what you search for.

Last weeks decline was solely the fault of Leafdamus' other persona, as he was too busy playing Bejeweled on the governments dime. His complete disregard for his obligations could very well affect this weeks participation. Leafdamus fears that only Ashley can save this now.

 

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Despite the decline, Ashley was able to bring some new faces to us. And how did these would be seers fair against our experiences visionaries?

 

 

This Week

Season

Championships

 

League Games

Percentage

KC Game

League Games

Percentage

KC Games

AFC

NFC

SB

big_Scott

?

?

?

10-6

63%

43

?

?

?

chicks_love_chiefs

12-2

86%

1

12-2

86%

1

 

 

 

chiefsandcigars

9-5

64%

12

30-16

65%

45

Pittsburgh

Philadelphia

Pittsburgh

Chiefsfan1970

?

?

?

9-7

56%

41

?

?

?

chiefsfan85

10-4

71%

20

10-4

71%

88

Pittsburgh

New Orleans

Pittsburgh

cpa913

11-3

79%

50

11-3

79%

50

 

 

 

CT Chiefs Fan

?

?

?

13-3

81%

?

?

?

?

dgoddard

?

?

?

7-9

43%

31

?

?

?

E.C.

?

?

?

12-4

75%

52

Baltimore

Minnesota

Baltimore

iachiefsfan

?

?

?

17-15

53%

43

Tennessee

New York Giants

Tennessee

I_AM_NINJA_2

?

?

?

10-6

63%

27

Pittsburgh

Philadelphia

Philadelphia

I_Bleed_Red

10-4

71%

5

10-4

71%

5

 

 

 

j-man

11-3

79%

?

22-8

73%

?

New England

Philadelphia

Philadelphia

Jay 23

?

?

?

30-16

63%

95

New England

New York Giants

New England

kcchiefsfan72

?

?

?

7-9

43%

?

?

?

?

KC Nate

13-1

93%

11

13-1

93%

11

 

 

 

Leaf

8-6

58%

23

36-26

58%

134

Baltimore

Philadelphia

Baltimore

MTCHIEF

10-4

71%

13

17-13

57%

56

Baltimore

New York Giants

Baltimore

mushin

10-4

71%

2

19-11

63%

45

Baltimore

Atlanta

Baltimore

Ozarks

?

?

?

7-9

43%

5

Baltimore

Minnesota

Baltimore

SayHeyWerd

?

?

?

10-6

63%

44

Pittsburgh

New York Giants

Pittsburgh

Steve_Chiefs

8-6

58%

30

39-23

63%

112

Indianapolis

New York Giants

Indianapolis

ttownmikey

11-3

79%

29

17-13

57%

80

New England

Minnesota

New England

upamtn

       ?           ?      ?     12-4         75%      13           ?           ?          ?

 

 

KC Nate is truly a ruthless being. The sheer number of sacrifices that he must have made to be that inspired. KC Nate became the first seer to brake 90%. As much as it pains Leafdamus to say this, a true prophet he is. Despite all of his sacrifices, KC Nate still fell at the hands of chicks_love_chiefs. chicks_love_chiefs missed KC Nate's 90% mark by 1 game but it's true ability is shown when it missed the Chiefs game by 1 point. In true homer style it gave that extra point to the Chiefs. Yes chicks_love_chiefs is being referred to as it, because despite all the peode and all his ability, Leafdamus has yet to ascertain the it's sex. And before he embarrasses himself any farther, Leafdamus gives you his picks for this week.

 

 

Cleveland at Buffalo  -  Buf

Minnesota at St. Louis  -  Min

Oakland at New York Giants  -  NY

Tampa Bay at Philadelphia  -  Phi

Pittsburgh at Detroit  -  Pit

Washington at Carolina  -  Car

Cincinnati at Baltimore  -  Bal

Atlanta at San Francisco  -  SF

Jacksonville at Seattle  -  Sea

Houston at Arizona  -  Ari

New England at Denver  -  NE

Indianapolis at Tennessee  -  Ten

New York Jets at Miami  -  Mia

 

Dallas at Dallas  -  Dal 23-17  

 

.....that's the KC Dal by the way :p 

 

 

For those who still haven't yet want to attempt to prove their connection to the gods is greater, feel free to be embarrassed and then ridiculed. The rules are simple. Look into your crystal ball, play Tarot, smoke some peode, or sacrifice the Brett Farve goat to the gods for some inspiration then pick who you think is going to win this week. and to make sure your connection to the Almighty is authentic you have to actually predict the score of the Chiefs game. The vail has dropped and no longer can you peer in to the unknown and predict the AFC/NFC Champs and the winner of the SB. From no on only weekly games will be known to you. Any predictions for the Championship games will be view as false. You can join in at any time but will not get credit for games already played. May the gods find your sacrifice to be unacceptable and they send a thousand and one plagues your way.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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