Okay thought you might enjoy a laugh at our expense. Why not? Everyone except the Rams and the Browns are. Check out these historical blunders.

Okay, we started out with a decent coach named Stram. I'm not sure what a Stram is, but I believe it was irradicated in the sixties along with small pox.

Then we had Wiggins 11/24, Bettis (yes his name was really Bettis) he was so God awful he went 1-6 and got canned after 6 games. Not to worry, we couldn't let this trend last so we went out and got Marv Levy 31-42, enough said.

Next came John Mackovic...I believe he went on to become an actor and changed his name to Malkovich. Either way I hope he did somethig other than coach because he went a dismal 30 - 34 during his botched reign.

Thank God we don't keep doing the same things over and over and repeating the same mistakes. Oh no, not us. We had, had enough with the losing coaches and decided to break the trend we would bring in Frank Gansz. Thank God for ol' Frankie...who finished us off at 8-22 before they fired him.

Next, we actually made a good decision and got a guy named Schottenheimer 103-58-1. Now he was the real deal except that he wore straw hats on Sunday and Florida tourist shirts which distracted him in the playoffs. End result...no Superbowl..AGAIN! Good bye Schottenheimer!

But it's not like we didn't think things through before we let our winningest coach go bye bye. We replaced him with a guy named Gunther. That should have been our first clue, but it wasn't. He went 16-16 and then went somewhere else, only to return later because he got confused.

Then, we hired a guy named Dick. I never thought I'd say that I like Dick. But apparently I do. I'm not sure what that even means, but I'd appreciate it if we could just let that one slide for now. Atleast Dick could ball. He went 44-36 but like his straw hat wearing predecessor, he thought bringing players in that were older than he was would fix us. It didn't. End result; tah dah NO Superbowl.

Then we brought in Herman Munster. After seeing how he ran Parcells Jets into the dirt we figured...hey what the hell..this guy looks good.

Which brings us to Coach Haley who many say is a Dick. Only a different kind.

But wait, let's not forget that we passed on Dan Marino and Jim Kelly so we could get Todd Blackledge as our QB. That was fu*(*!@*ing brilliant!! While Dan and Jim went on to become HOF quality QB's and led their teams to superbowls, we got the the privilege of having the NFL's highest paid backup QB. That's actually true.

Back to Haley. He's 0-4. Which is actually worse than Bettis who went 1-6 before getting fired.

If I had to pick an owner to help me build a winning franchise, I'd stay as far away from Missouri as possible.

But don't worry. Don't you worry. I hear that if Haley doesn't work out, Romeo Cornell may be available...yay!!!!!!!