Caption This
by Chris Thorman on Oct 3, 2009 10:51 AM CDT
in 2009 Kansas City Chiefs Campaign
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Man, not a lot of good Caption This photos from the Giants. I guess being really good makes it harder to for your opponents to trash talk. Have at it, AP readers.
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what do you call this?
the jolly green giant in a compromising position…
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Harry S. Truman
Eli: "Hey guys, the ball could be this big and the Chiefs still couldn't intercept it!"
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
by BigRedChief on Oct 3, 2009 11:06 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"...I swear it'll swelled up bigger than this"
Don't Fuccop Succop
by chicks_love_chiefs on Oct 3, 2009 11:10 AM CDT reply actions
Eli: "Oh this isn't a training ball, when I signed my huge contract my signing bonus came as a roll of 1000 dollar bills."
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Yeah buddy!
This will teach that big green guy to say Ho, Ho, Ho when I throw an interception. He won’t be so jolly anymore!!
"We're going to stuff these in Coughlins underwear while he's asleep
Dudes going to have a heartattack!"
Eli: "Peyton said the earth was round like this but I just don't see it."
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Can you imagine how sexassassin walks around with balls this big
its insane how big his balls are.
FOUR F'S FIND UM FEEL UM FUGUM FORGET UM.
My ball is bigger than your ball..
Wait… You mean you have TWO balls?
Predictions for 2009:
LJ runs for 1800 yards
Bowe in the pro bowl
Chiefs D finishes in the top 10 in points allowed
Chiefs 10-6
Eli is lucky he's right handed
He only has four fingers on his left hand.
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Eli and Peyton's oldest brother...
Don't Fuccop Succop
by chicks_love_chiefs on Oct 3, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Eli: "Yeah ya see that right there? That's the sweet spot. Giggity."
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
As Seen here... Eli and the Giants warm up for a good game of dodge ball...
they will be facing the Bronx school for the ocular challenged.
Desperately hoping for Desperate Measures
Eli: "They say if you put your head to this ball and listen really hard you can still hear Plaxico crying."
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
by BigRedChief on Oct 3, 2009 12:13 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician were visiting the Chiefs
Todd Haley and Scott Pioli had invited them in to fix the problems with the team. They toured the stadium, watched the practices, viewed game tape, took measurements, took copious notes then went away to come up with the solution.
The engineer came back first and said “well you see the problem is one of training. I have invented a football training machine so that each player can be trained to peak fitness and skill” and with a flourish pulled off the covers from his magnificent machine.
Scott and Todd beamed with delight and set the team to work and lost the next game.
The physicist came in next week and said “well it is all a matter of the laws of physics, understand those and you understand the game” with which he took the players into the classroom and taught them all about gravity and air flow and trajectories.
Scott and Todd beamed with delight and promptly lost the next game too.
The next week the mathematician came in and said “well I did some calculations and it’s really quite simple when you work it out from first principles. First of all assume the football player is a perfect sphere…”
Blame my wife!
Waiting until August!
Bomar to Eli: what’s it going to take to get you into a big green ball today? I can throw in the undercarriage coating and an extended warranty for just $199.99!
(Bomar was booted from Oklahoma for having a do-nothing no-show job at a used car lot).
by Tadpui on Oct 3, 2009 12:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Bomar:
not funny Eli, the Eagles are going to be pissed you took their “balls”
Hey
Lou Ferrigno is out front looking for those!
Eli--
This is how big the Chief’s balls will have to be if they beat us this week!
Chiefs go 9-7. LJ makes 1400 yards. DBowe makes 1200 yards. Defense #18.
So Eli says
as long as i have balls in my hand or on my chin, I’m a happy man…
Put this in your pipe and smoke it:
1. Chiefs will be at least 8-8 and vie for division champs
2. DJ will break out and finally have his year
3. LJ returns to form
4. DBowe drops will reduce
lol
"Its going to be a challenge, its going to feel like forever, and there will be difficulties. But we will emerge on the other side of it stronger than we were when we entered." ~ Sudden
With my big contract
I purchased Goodell. We’re going to start using these bigger balls instead of the ole pigskin. That way maybe everyone will have a 56% career completion percentage and Peyton will stop making me eat at the kids table during our family get togethers…
by 1kmilesfromkc on Oct 3, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
*************
Eli could not contain his excitement over HGH now being available in suppository form.
Dauntlessly Matriculating
Eli
You think this ball is green you should see inside my underware………….
Dude how do you think my arm is so stong...
This is my bowling ball I play with…
"Its going to be a challenge, its going to feel like forever, and there will be difficulties. But we will emerge on the other side of it stronger than we were when we entered." ~ Sudden
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