Doctor Diagnoses Casey Fanz with Bipolar Disorder (satire)
BS - Press - October 29, 2009 10:00am CT
Missouri resident Casey Fanz has been diagnosed with a rare mood disorder called Bipolar disorder "C". This disorder is characterized by swings of mood from Manic Delusional Episode (during a general work week) to a Major Depressive Episode (primarily on Sunday).
AP member, Casey Fanz, has missed the past few days at the Arrowhead Nation due to testing for a disorder more commonly known as the 'roller-coaster ride.' He was last heard saying during one Manic Delusional Episode that his favorite football team would go 8-8 after a 1-5 start.
A statement was released just one hour ago that REBT therapists say it will take "extensive therapy" to treat the activating event. Some doctors have even gone as far as to say, "donors might be needed to replace the failing systems that are causing Fanz to have these mood swings." Ideas for a draft will be released soon.
The disorder can affect several different members at once. It is recommended that all members at AP Nation be checked by their personal physician immediately. If you have any two of the symptoms below, please contact your doctor immediately.
If you:
- start showing decreased interest in going on Arrowhead Pride on Mondays because you have "work to do." (ya right)
- get totally smashed before 12:00 to avoid remembering the actual game. (not that bad yet)
- start mowing grass more often anytime from 12:00-3:00 on Sunday.
- have a wife that stops complaining that you don't pay attention to her during a Chiefs game. (things aren't looking good)
- start humming 'Swing Low Sweet Chariot' after each Chiefs game. (you have it)
- start hanging around new friends that talk about things like kids, wheat grass juice, or soccer. (you got it bad)
- start lying about being a Chiefs fan three times before the cock crows. (you're going straight to hell for that one)
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.
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That took me a second...lol
I was like who is Casey Fanz and what does he have to do with the Chiefs? Old age is wearing on me fast!
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
by Lanier63 on Oct 29, 2009 10:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It was well done.
I mean, it took me awhile, too.
No question. Otis Taylor should be in the Hall of Fame.
by hmills110 on Oct 29, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooohhh...the poll said cock
yeah, you KNEW I’d go there!
by HeatherChiefsLvr on Oct 29, 2009 12:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I ♥ when girls talk dirrrty
Козацькому роду нема переводу
by craig in calgary on Oct 29, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah it gives us old guys hope!...lol
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
by Lanier63 on Oct 29, 2009 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I ♥ when girls talk dirrrty
Козацькому роду нема переводу
by craig in calgary on Oct 29, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol you so silly
now return the favor…..talk dirty football….haha
by HeatherChiefsLvr on Oct 29, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love good Tight End.
Козацькому роду нема переводу
by craig in calgary on Oct 29, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as it isnt blocking
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
by SuperTurtle on Oct 29, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was thinking more like....
he found the hole & made great penetration in his rush for the end zone…..
something like that…sheesh, you need to work on that :)
haha
by HeatherChiefsLvr on Oct 29, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love you.
Козацькому роду нема переводу
by craig in calgary on Oct 29, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flagged
Козацькому роду нема переводу
by craig in calgary on Oct 29, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Had to look
twice before I noticed the “l” in flagged. Thought you were going all LJ on me for a moment! :)
by ttownmikey on Oct 30, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah....
like i remember a post 2 seconds it’s been read….lol
by HeatherChiefsLvr on Oct 30, 2009 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately
that one left a bad memory for a lot of us & Ijust thought that maybe you had remembered it!! :)
by ttownmikey on Oct 30, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heathers back!
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
by Lanier63 on Oct 29, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey my keyboard has no "heart"
how’d you do that?
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
by Lanier63 on Oct 29, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a special Keyboard!
I ♣ baby seals
Козацькому роду нема переводу
by craig in calgary on Oct 29, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
MY FAVORITE THING OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11 YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY TRIPS IVE TAKEN UP NORTH JUST TO CLUB ON OUR FURRY BLUE FRIENDS!!!!!!!`11
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
by SuperTurtle on Oct 29, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FAN-tastic! and rec'd - ty so much!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
by upamtn on Oct 29, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love the Post Rec
Couldn’t quite figure out where I fit on the Poll.
My G-string ain’t fit in 20 , 30 , ever years:)
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Oct 29, 2009 2:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the rec
getting the mental image out of my brain of that G-sting…forget…forget…forget.
Bewsaf
by Bewsaf on Oct 29, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
made me smile
rec’d – b/c I like to be able to read something on the Chiefs and smile!
by Kimble on Oct 29, 2009 5:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm a Casey Fanz.
But I can change…
If I have to…
I guess.
No question. Otis Taylor should be in the Hall of Fame.
by hmills110 on Oct 29, 2009 5:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally, an explanation
as to why I started to play soccer at the age of 27
I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.
by soybon on Oct 29, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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